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#32
Desipio Lounge / Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
January 15, 2021, 01:13:18 PM
It's pretty impressive how quickly they flushed all the goodwill that came from ending a 108 year World Series drought. If they sold the team today, there would be celebrations all over the city.
#33
Desipio Lounge / Re: Shitty O'Keas
January 15, 2021, 12:59:12 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 02, 2021, 01:37:13 PM
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on January 18, 2019, 03:39:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on January 18, 2019, 10:53:20 AM
I have nothing to do tonight.  Anyone want to meet up...wherever the fuck the convention bar is?

Looks like Chuck still goes down there and hangs out with a bunch of millennials who I assume don't rage nearly as hard as we did at Kitty's but you can regale the kids with stories of you and flannj angrily accosting Jim Hendry and Crane Kenney or the time you smoked out a whole stall in the men's room with weedexhale as Dave Otto walked in.

I miss Shitty's. I miss flannj. I miss yall, Ogdens.

At least the zombie Convention has been cancelled this year.

Same, my frent.
#34
The Dead Pool / Obituary in the Teenage News
January 15, 2021, 08:34:51 AM
#36
The Dead Pool / Death and Taxes
January 12, 2021, 08:32:05 AM
#37
The Dead Pool / His Pallbearers Will Never Walk Alone
January 05, 2021, 03:57:37 PM
#38
Desipio Lounge / Re: The trade with the Padres
December 30, 2020, 01:37:29 PM
The worst part is everyone in San Diego getting to make "Snell Yu Later" jokes.
#39
The Dead Pool / Tina Louise Outlasts Another One
December 30, 2020, 01:36:47 PM
Dawn Wells, 82.
#40
Desipio Lounge / Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
November 17, 2020, 11:05:35 AM
Theo Epstein
#41
The Dead Pool / Re: Potential Death Alert: Lost at Sea
November 17, 2020, 10:06:07 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 16, 2020, 05:09:11 PM
I wouldn't kick Naomi Biden out of bed for eating crackers.

I dunno, man. She looks an awful lot like Grandpa.
#42
Quote from: Wheezer on November 01, 2020, 03:01:03 AM
The Nairobi Trio, "Solfeggio."

Used to great effect here, with the greatest one-chord song of all time.
#43
Quote from: CBStew on October 30, 2020, 12:20:46 PM
I don't want to start a new thread, so this is as good a place to put this as any other.

https://deadspin.com/reinsdorf-fills-white-sox-manager-slot-by-exhuming-anti-1845522222

Surprised that you of all people would link to a scab site.
#44
The Dead Pool / Re: Resht in peashe
November 02, 2020, 09:21:32 AM

Dead as Julius Caesar.
#45
Quote from: Wheezer on October 11, 2020, 07:42:16 PM
Wait, did I really forget this?

Jackie Wilson, "Higher and Higher."

I forget who said Bob Geldof has dined on "I Don't Like Mondays" (which no longer has a decent video available) for decades.

One of the great sessions the Funk Brothers did on the sly.