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He got dealt a bad hand and I?m frankly impressed he survived as long as he did. A real one.

Quote from: PenFoe on May 09, 2019, 10:18:03 AM

Quote from: Canadouche on May 09, 2019, 06:24:06 AM
Ben Zobrist's marriage (apparently).

You got receipts on this?

Cindy Sandberg Outlasts Another One

Quote from: Canadouche on May 08, 2019, 02:26:45 PM

Quote from: Tonker on May 08, 2019, 02:09:34 PM

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 05, 2019, 08:46:28 PM
This team is absolutely unwatchable right now.  It's quite apparent that management from the front office, to the dugout, have long overstayed their welcome.  With the dead money tied up in Darvish, Chatwood, Heyward, and Morrow, this team is unfixable in the short term, and quite possibly for the next 2 - 3 years.  And to think, with that money, they could have Jake and Harper.  Two guys that actually would contribute to winning.

Add in what they've traded away for trash like Quintana, and this team is in a far, far worse position than it should be.  It's going to be a long season.

And then what happened?

Are you saying that giving up on the season on April 5th is CFIHP has a long and storied history of being fucking idiotic?

Thrillho pointed out how that song ends on Twitter and damn.

Scott Walker. Not the politician, sadly.

Quote from: flannj on March 18, 2019, 04:55:01 PM

Quote from: Bort on March 18, 2019, 04:27:12 PM
Let's Go Death Trippin'

I'll allow it, but you've done better.

How about "Hendrix Is Finally Right?"

Let's Go Death Trippin'

Color Me Surprised, because I thought he died ages ago.

Big Sleeps With the Fishes

Deady Warbucks?

No, not the singer. Albert Finney.

Quote from: Oleg on February 05, 2019, 11:25:47 AM

Quote from: Quality Start Machine on February 05, 2019, 08:46:30 AM

Quote from: Wheezer on January 31, 2019, 11:44:53 PM
... I may have the Tuvan one on a CD somewhere, but the Inuit throat singing is drawing me in.

Dreamed I was an Eskimo...

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Got to save room for the pancake breakfast.

Quote from: flannj on February 02, 2019, 10:54:14 PM

Quote from: CBStew on February 01, 2019, 11:12:39 PM
By coincidence I watched My Darling Clementine on TCM  this evening.  There is a great line.  Henry Fonda as Wyatt Earp says to the bartender,  "Mac, have you ever been in love?"  Mac answers "No.  I've been a bartender all my life."

I thought of another one.  Gary Cooper in "The Westerner".  Walter Brennan, as usual, stole every scene.

Best line ever in a movie?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZLPJuy9oyQ

This is my personal favorite exchange in movie history.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0gC29ArkGG0

Quote from: flannj on January 22, 2019, 05:41:39 PM

Quote from: CBStew on January 22, 2019, 05:28:59 PM

Quote from: Quality Start Machine on January 22, 2019, 04:19:47 PM

Quote from: CBStew on January 22, 2019, 12:19:02 PM
She went to the same high school that I went to, about 15 years before me.  "Hello Dolly" had yet to be written when I was in school, but nonetheless she was already a legend and our teachers reminded us of what we could become if we ate all of our spinach.  Steven Breyer, an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court entered that high school when I was a student.  Undoubtedly the teachers use him as an example of what the students could become, second only to Carol Channing.  Leland Stanford Jr. went there and when he died his railroad magnet father endowed a university in his name.  (Rube Goldberg also went to that school.  Are you jealous yet?)  It was, and is, a pretty snooty public school.

We get it, you're a huge disappointment to your high school.

You said it!  They tried to stop me from going to the University of California because they thought that I would drag down the gradepoint average of their alumni. What a bunch of a-holes.  I should have flunked out of UC.  That would have served them right!

Ted Nugent went to my high school.
Beat that!

Ok. I'll try.

Ted Nugent didn't go to my high school?

He's a racist shit. Fuck him and fuck W.