Desipio Message Board

Quote from: Buford Jong Il on June 23, 2005, 08:28:19 PM

God I hate Bill Hall!!

He speaks very highly of you.

Quote from: SD on June 23, 2005, 01:59:08 PM
Ridiculous.

That was HUGE.  When are they going to stop pitching to him?

Quote from: Heywood on June 23, 2005, 07:57:25 AM

My God, what a freak.  Down to the waist he's relatively normal, but beyond that there's something badly out of whack.  It looks like someone's taken the upper body of a man and stapled it to the hind legs of a Shetland pony.  I actually think he could have touched his knees without bending down.

Quote from: forklift on June 23, 2005, 02:34:42 AM

I'm too lazy to put up the stats, but Hack Wilson's 1930 is the greatest non-steroidal offensive year ever.

.356/.454/.723 /1.177 56HR 191RBI 146R 105BB 84K, 423 total bases!

If it hadn't been for the fact that steroids weren't even invented, you'd have thought he was juiced, though.  In 1931 his SLG was just .435 in nearly 400AB - knocking on for a 300 point drop.  Ooyah.

Quote from: Laura on June 15, 2005, 01:01:47 AM

Maybe Z can protect him.

Z can protect anybody.

Quote from: Mike D. on April 28, 2005, 08:21:23 AM

Why would that stop them, Tonker?  There are people who still are mad that we don't have Bobby Hill.

I weep nightly for the loss of Matt Bruback.  Life goes on.

Quote from: air2300 on April 28, 2005, 03:55:40 AM

I wonder how all of the people who were chanting the name of that certain Korean first basemen at wrigley last year feels right now?

I didn't have a problem with them doing that - he's not BAD.  That line is verging on respectable, and he's still young.  He'll be a decent major league first baseman, I don't doubt it.  It's just that Derrek... well, Derrek is a complete fucking STUD.  With one or two exceptions, anyone is going to look bad by comparison.

.260/.339/.420/.759 2HR 3RBI 5BB 14K
.430/.500/.797/1.297 7HR 27RBI 13BB 11K

One of the lines above is the gorgeous Derrek's.  One of them belongs to a certain Korean first baseman who shall remain nameless.  Can you guess which is which?

Next time you're thinking about ripping Hendry, just come back to this thread, and think again.

I can't believe that DeNiro's not on this list.  He's been churning out shite for years now.

Quote from: air2300 on March 24, 2005, 01:06:55 AM

If anybody ever go to an Indian Restaurant, ask for a beer called Kingfisher.  I thought it was pretty good. 

A lot of those far eastern beers are excellent.  Cobra (also from India) washes down your curry very nicely, Tiger from Singapore is very drinkable, and a lot of the Japanese stuff is pretty respectable, too.