Who should be dropped off in East St. Louis, doused in kerosene and lit on fire?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

Go to Pat's.

And Geno's.

Oh I plan to.

[Saul Goodman]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

Go to Pat's.

And Geno's.

So basically just Google "Philadelphia cheesesteaks" and circle the first two results?  Fork the Local Guy here.

[CT III]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

Go to Pat's.

And Geno's.

Oh I plan to.

And make sure you spend most of the trip loudly and articulately announcing how superior an Italian beef is to Philadelphia's beloved garbage sandwich.

[thehawk]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

Go to Pat's.

And Geno's.

Oh I plan to.

Then go find yourself a sliced pork sandwich with sharp provolone and broccoli rabe.  It's the real  local thing.  I like DiNic's (but get mine in Jersey), but heres a list

http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/best-philadelphia-roast-pork-sandwich.html

And after Jake was on the wrong end of the no-hitter last time he faced Philly, I have been eagerly awaiting his chance at REVENGE.

[Quality Start Machine]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

Go to Pat's.

And Geno's.

So basically just Google "Philadelphia cheesesteaks" and circle the first two results?  Fork the Local Guy here.

Philly wasn't a very long drive from the NYC area back when my seeing the Cubs required more than hopping on the el.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Is this close enough to East St. Louis?

[Brownie]

Intrepid Reader: Tonker

Carefully check the date on your ticket when in Philadelphia for a Cubs game.

[Saul Goodman]

Is this close enough to East St. Louis?

Bo Ryan's Cadillac ... dammit, I had something for this.

[Quality Start Machine]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

Go to Pat's.

And Geno's.

Oh I plan to.

Get scrapple with your breakfast. That's the fucking shit right there.

[flannj]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

You want a real South Philly experience?
Marra's   1734 E. Passyunk Ave

[Oleg]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

Go to Pat's.

And Geno's.

Oh I plan to.

Get scrapple with your breakfast. That's the fucking shit right there.

I don't mean to argue with the local guy but fuck scrapple.  Well, not really but have some pork roll for breakfast.  I've only had each once but pork roll was manna from heaven, in that weird processed meat sort of way.  Maybe I'm just being a tourist.

[Tonker]

Intrepid Reader: Tonker

Carefully check the date on your ticket when in Philadelphia for a Cubs game.

Holy fucking Christ, TJ, how the hell do you remember that?  That was two weeks shy of sixteen years ago.  Even I'd nearly forgotten about it.

Also, having had a Philly Cheesesteak, I'd be hard pressed to think of another local delicacy that was more underwhelming.  I've never eaten Cincinnati "chilli", though.

[Quality Start Machine]

Yours truly will be in attendance for tomorrow and Saturday's game.  My brothers and I are flying the old man out to the City Brotherly Love to take in the games.  I'll also be able to mark cheesesteaks off my bucket list.  Go Cubs.

Go to Pat's.

And Geno's.

Oh I plan to.

Get scrapple with your breakfast. That's the fucking shit right there.

I don't mean to argue with the local guy but fuck scrapple.  Well, not really but have some pork roll for breakfast.  I've only had each once but pork roll was manna from heaven, in that weird processed meat sort of way.  Maybe I'm just being a tourist.

I can get Taylor half a block from my office.

Scrapple is awesome.