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Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #540 on: August 07, 2008, 03:14:18 PM »
Somewhere in Desipioland there is a picture of what would appear to be an early 70's hotel room containing a dude smoking, an old lady and an old lady vomiting.  Any of you Romeo's have that one saved?  I'll hang up and listen for my answer.
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #541 on: August 07, 2008, 03:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on August 07, 2008, 03:14:18 PM
Somewhere in Desipioland there is a picture of what would appear to be an early 70's hotel room containing a dude smoking, an old lady and an old lady vomiting.  Any of you Romeo's have that one saved?  I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

This one?


I believe I have the original at home.

Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #542 on: August 07, 2008, 03:26:15 PM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 07, 2008, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on August 07, 2008, 03:14:18 PM
Somewhere in Desipioland there is a picture of what would appear to be an early 70's hotel room containing a dude smoking, an old lady and an old lady vomiting.  Any of you Romeo's have that one saved?  I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

This one?


I believe I have the original at home.

Hellz yeah.  You're the man.
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #543 on: August 07, 2008, 04:35:16 PM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 07, 2008, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on August 07, 2008, 03:14:18 PM
Somewhere in Desipioland there is a picture of what would appear to be an early 70's hotel room containing a dude smoking, an old lady and an old lady vomiting.  Any of you Romeo's have that one saved?  I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

This one?


I believe I have the original at home.

Dempster and his groupies?

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #544 on: August 07, 2008, 09:13:03 PM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 07, 2008, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on August 07, 2008, 03:14:18 PM
Somewhere in Desipioland there is a picture of what would appear to be an early 70's hotel room containing a dude smoking, an old lady and an old lady vomiting.  Any of you Romeo's have that one saved?  I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

This one?


I believe I have the original at home.

Were you expecting him to come back and say "No, that's not the one.  I'm looking for the OTHER picture of a dude, an old lady and a vomiting old lady in a 70's hotel room,"?

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #545 on: August 07, 2008, 10:00:11 PM »
Quote from: RD on August 07, 2008, 09:13:03 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 07, 2008, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on August 07, 2008, 03:14:18 PM
Somewhere in Desipioland there is a picture of what would appear to be an early 70's hotel room containing a dude smoking, an old lady and an old lady vomiting.  Any of you Romeo's have that one saved?  I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

This one?


I believe I have the original at home.

Were you expecting him to come back and say "No, that's not the one.  I'm looking for the OTHER picture of a dude, an old lady and a vomiting old lady in a 70's hotel room,"?

No, Mr. D, I ex-pect-ed him to die.

Original: http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5924.msg130356#msg130356

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #546 on: August 15, 2008, 04:15:18 AM »
Chaps (and you know who you are), I need a Photoshop-type favour.  Can one of you photoshop this head (or better still, face) :



onto this body :



The person in question had a bit of a prang on his scooter last night, and deserves to hear about it...

I know the source material's not the greatest, but whatever you can manage will be gratefully received.

Tonk
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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #547 on: August 15, 2008, 04:20:35 AM »
Evel Knievel is always and everywhere an excellent choice.
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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #548 on: August 15, 2008, 05:32:22 AM »

The only bad thing about Evel Knievel is that he died before we got CRACK BACK into production.
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #549 on: August 15, 2008, 08:06:56 AM »
Quote from: PTanner on August 15, 2008, 05:32:22 AM

The only bad thing about Evel Knievel is that he died before we got CRACK BACK into production.

Death won't stop Evel.
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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #550 on: August 15, 2008, 08:29:00 AM »
Quote from: Taylor2 on August 15, 2008, 08:06:56 AM
Quote from: PTanner on August 15, 2008, 05:32:22 AM

The only bad thing about Evel Knievel is that he died before we got CRACK BACK into production.

Death won't stop Evel.

Evel's in the part of Hell where the rock bands go.
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #551 on: August 15, 2008, 08:54:45 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 15, 2008, 04:15:18 AM
Chaps (and you know who you are), I need a Photoshop-type favour.  Can one of you photoshop this head (or better still, face) :



onto this body :



The person in question had a bit of a prang on his scooter last night, and deserves to hear about it...

I know the source material's not the greatest, but whatever you can manage will be gratefully received.

Tonk

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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #552 on: August 15, 2008, 08:58:43 AM »
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Quote from: Mike D on August 06, 2008, 12:43:00 PM
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Bump.

If anyone's interested in either of the two Bears preseason games, I have three tickets for each game (8/7 and 8/21).  I know, I know.  Who wants to pay full price to go see preseason football, where the starters barely play a whole half.  Still, I've found people in the past that were glad to take them and spend a summer day in Chicago.  Of course, that was back in the day when the preseason games were on Saturdays.  Thanks alot, NFL, for continuing to charge full price while moving them to Thursday. 

Still, if anyone's interested, lemme know.  I won't hold my breath.

I'm stuck with 3 tickets for Thursday's game.  None of my "real" friends are willing to go.  So if anyone wants to go for free and watch the Forte Era begin, send me a PM.  Problem is, you'd have to sit with me.

We should convince Apex to try to get rid of his two tickets and then we can sit together.  Poss HJE.

Already gave mine to my cousin. My tickets that is.
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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #553 on: August 15, 2008, 12:16:35 PM »
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 15, 2008, 08:54:45 AM
If somebody can beat me to this, feel free, but when I get home from work this afternoon I'll crank something out for you.

Go for it.

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                BOZ
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Re: The only site I'll ever need...
« Reply #554 on: August 15, 2008, 12:29:01 PM »
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 15, 2008, 08:54:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 15, 2008, 04:15:18 AM
Chaps (and you know who you are), I need a Photoshop-type favour.  Can one of you photoshop this head (or better still, face) :



onto this body :



The person in question had a bit of a prang on his scooter last night, and deserves to hear about it...

I know the source material's not the greatest, but whatever you can manage will be gratefully received.

Tonk

If somebody can beat me to this, feel free, but when I get home from work this afternoon I'll crank something out for you.

Will you do a photoshop, though, after you get done jizzing on your stomach?
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