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Internet Apex

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #465 on: September 12, 2007, 01:48:27 PM »
But in the 8th, 2nd and third, no outs for Fat Prince. Dumbasso coming in.

This won't end well.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #466 on: September 12, 2007, 01:52:06 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on September 12, 2007, 01:39:16 PM
Rickie Weeks up with two outs and 2 RISP bottom seven verses Soria.

Let's see if he can sack up.

Ball one blocked.
Called strike 1-1.
Foul 1-2. Late lunge swing.
Ball outside 2-2.
Strike three called on the inside corner.

End of inning.

0 R 1 H 0 E 2 LOB.

After 6.5. Pissburgh 4, Milwaukee 2.

Sounds like someone's actually watching Brewers @ Pirates.

Sounds like it's probably time to find that new job, too.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #467 on: September 12, 2007, 01:56:25 PM »
Quote from: Corn-fed on September 12, 2007, 01:52:06 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on September 12, 2007, 01:39:16 PM
Rickie Weeks up with two outs and 2 RISP bottom seven verses Soria.

Let's see if he can sack up.

Ball one blocked.
Called strike 1-1.
Foul 1-2. Late lunge swing.
Ball outside 2-2.
Strike three called on the inside corner.

End of inning.

0 R 1 H 0 E 2 LOB.

After 6.5. Pissburgh 4, Milwaukee 2.

Sounds like someone's actually watching Brewers @ Pirates.

Sounds like it's probably time to find that new job, too.

I'm actually listening to the Brewers and watching the Sux, while looking for jobs online. I'm having no luck but I'm meeting with somebody tomorrow who might have something for me. I'm not very happy right now. But I'm still optimistic that something will come up soon.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

Kwyjibo

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #468 on: September 12, 2007, 01:58:49 PM »

The Brewers are making this game too goddamn interesting.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #469 on: September 12, 2007, 02:01:02 PM »
Well, after Corey Hart's game tying triple, I no longer find it very interesting. I'm turning it off. I hate the fucking Pirates.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #470 on: September 12, 2007, 02:07:04 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on September 12, 2007, 02:01:02 PM
Well, after Corey Hart's game tying triple, I no longer find it very interesting. I'm turning it off. I hate the fucking Pirates.

You don't want to see Shawn Chacon walk in the go-ahead run?
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Kwyjibo

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #471 on: September 12, 2007, 02:15:05 PM »
Quote from: CT II on September 12, 2007, 02:07:04 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on September 12, 2007, 02:01:02 PM
Well, after Corey Hart's game tying triple, I no longer find it very interesting. I'm turning it off. I hate the fucking Pirates.

You don't want to see Shawn Chacon walk in the go-ahead run?

I thought Favruh was gonna hit the granny.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #472 on: September 12, 2007, 02:23:44 PM »
Ah, Turd Throw strikes again.  It's a good thing Ned manages his bullpen like a Cub skipper.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #473 on: September 12, 2007, 02:24:22 PM »
Turnbow shitting his pants.

Pirates with a 5-4 lead, 2 on 1 out, bot 8.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #474 on: September 12, 2007, 02:24:49 PM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

Kwyjibo

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #475 on: September 12, 2007, 02:25:53 PM »
Quote from: JS on September 12, 2007, 02:24:22 PM
Turnbow shitting his pants.

Pirates with a 5-4 lead, 2 on 1 out, bot 8.

Pizza Pizza scores the go-ahead run.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #476 on: September 12, 2007, 02:27:29 PM »
7-4 Pirates. Thank you, again, Mr. Turdthrow.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #477 on: September 12, 2007, 02:27:53 PM »
7-4 Pirates. Way to go Turd Throw.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #478 on: September 12, 2007, 02:30:55 PM »
Ray King just came out ate Turd Throw and then got the last out.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #479 on: September 12, 2007, 02:31:10 PM »
I'm happy there's such a thing as a Derrick Turnbow, and that the Brewers have him.

Maybe they should get Farnsworth and complete the set.
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