"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[TJ]

Marty Brennaman accepted checks from Marge Schott, cashed them, deposited them in the bank, and lived off of them. That and what CT said.

But Cincy fans are always well behaved. That's why the world roots for Cincinnati. The Queen City. The jewel of the Ohio. Class all around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOzJv8NlWOk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7M3S87wHj4

[Mike Douche]

Not to mention they couldn't even sell out Riverfront Stadium when they retired Johnny Bench's # several years back.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Can't wait for the FYMarty chants.

[Waco Kid]

Marty and Thom are both fucking jagoffs.

Also, Cincinnati is a shithole of a city.

[powen01]

Marty and Thom are both fucking jagoffs.

Also, Cincinnati is a shithole of a city.

I second that emotion.

[TJ]

Well, Hamilton County and Cincinnati is full of "small-town thinking" so I root against that Cincinnati Reds team. Heck, I even root for Adam Dunn to lose at bridge in November.

I, of course, have formed my opinion only after consulting the expert on all things:

But Brennaman called the county's decision "the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. It's not as though I started using that phrase last year.

"I've been using it for 29 seasons. Anybody who's a Reds fan knows (that line) is my signature phrase. For (the county) to say people are going to confuse my phrase with the Reds (making a claim) that the ballpark belongs to them is ridiculous. ... It's indicative of the small-town thinking (being done by the county).

"I say, `And this one belongs to the Reds,' not `This ballpark belongs to the Reds," Brennaman added.

Yes, he's pissed off because the county didn't want the hackneyed "And this one belongs to the Reds" painted on the stadium. A stupid debate in which, thankfully, there are only losers.

[CP]

Just got back from lunch where I was listening to Murph and the accounts on last night's bleacher fiasco where they threw 10-20 balls back on to the field after Dunn's HR in the 8th. While this is a troubling incident that I hope is isolated, what pisses me off is listening to the replay of the Douchebag Duo of Marty Brenneman and Jeff Brantley. They go on and on about how "classless" Cubs fans are and how the Cubs don't deserve to win. tHom Sr. launches into some crap about blaming a goat and everything else but themselves for 100 years of futility and how he "roots against" the Cubs. That's fine Marty: a few drunken Bleacher Bums symobolize all that you hate about the Cubs. It's that smarmy attitude that makes everyone think you are a clown and that you raised a sissy-boy for a son (fell down and hit a table in his hotel room is code word for beating in a fag bar).

I was watching the game on the Fox Sports Ohio network, and they really came off as insufferable pricks.  First they started ripping on all the balls on the field, calling it a "tired act".  And not just what happened last night, but just the tradition in general.  Then they started dissecting the Eamus Catuli signs...  According to their sage banter, the AC under the sign stands for "After Championships"...  Right.  Too tough to check the interwebs from the booth?  "Anno Catuli", Thommy Boy...

Personally, I hope Ron beats the prick with one of his legs.  Or both, I'm not particular.

Lets not forget how when he was talkin about the numbers on the sign and said it was definately not 62 years since the last time the cubs went to the World Series
and said it mus have been illinois math... and then he got told he was wrong

[joesoxfan]

This didn't take long.

Game Notes

MILWAUKEE PITCHER BEN SHEETS LEFT THE GAME IN THE TOP OF THE SIXTH INNING DUE TO A STRAINED RIGHT TRICEPS.

[Mike Douche]

This didn't take long.

Game Notes

MILWAUKEE PITCHER BEN SHEETS LEFT THE GAME IN THE TOP OF THE SIXTH INNING DUE TO A STRAINED RIGHT TRICEPS The sun rose in the East today.

[Kerm]

Marty should have had been catsrated the moments before he foisted that retarded son on the world.

Just in the snip of time'ed.

[thehawk]

So Gange comes in the top of the 10th with a 2 run lead and gives up back to back dingers to Encarnacion and, wait for it... Gabor. Torres completes the loss. I luurve this division.

[PTanner]

So Gange comes in the top of the 10th with a 2 run lead and gives up back to back dingers to Encarnacion and, wait for it... Gabor. Torres completes the loss. I luurve this division.

Which flag will be atop the NLC from this point on this season, Ogdens?

That's right, Cards/Brewers/Astros/Pirates/Reds. Get used to it.

[Slaky+]

With the Brewers refusing to put Sheets on the DL, they are carrying 14 pitchers. Wow. Unheard of stupidity. Not to mention the back end of their pen is a disaster.

And they can't hit.

St. Louis showing their true colors vs. the Giants, who are utter shite.

It was a great week for the Cubs to say the least.

[Mike Douche]

So Gange comes in the top of the 10th with a 2 run lead and gives up back to back dingers to Encarnacion and, wait for it...

Gabor.
Torres completes the loss. I luurve this division.

Giving such miracles its just due'd.

Dude.

Gabor?  really?  To tie it?

[Internet Apex]

It's Dusty's revenge for the '03 All-Star Game, which I wanted him to win so bad. Cuz I wanted the Cubs to have home field advantage in the uh...

Hold me.