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berkeleycubfan

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1170 on: May 31, 2008, 07:37:29 PM »
I know I shouldn't scoreboard watch at this early juncture - it'll drive me crazy and drunk and destroy all my relationships...but yay Pissburgh!  Luis Rivas - I love you, I want to have your lovechild!

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1171 on: May 31, 2008, 11:01:59 PM »
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on May 31, 2008, 04:05:16 AM
BC--

I'm worried about these Cardinals, they just refuse to lose. This won't end well. Comments?

Comments:

It won't matter what they do if the Cubs keep winning.





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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1172 on: June 01, 2008, 01:22:36 AM »
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on May 31, 2008, 04:05:16 AM
BC--

I'm worried about these Cardinals, they just refuse to lose. This won't end well. Comments?



And today the Cardinals lose, I think I see what you did here PPE, and I like it.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1173 on: June 01, 2008, 01:48:19 AM »
OK then......that Jimmie Edmonds, I don't think a freight train could hurt him if he laid down on the tracks and tried to let it run him over.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1174 on: June 02, 2008, 06:57:46 PM »
Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1175 on: June 02, 2008, 07:04:31 PM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on June 02, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Well, it's officially official.

I hate that guy.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1176 on: June 02, 2008, 07:10:47 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 02, 2008, 07:04:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on June 02, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Well, it's officially official.

I hate that guy.

QuoteBruce completed his amazing debut week with a solo homer and a run-scoring single. He went 13-for-22 with six walks, two homers, two steals and six RBIs in his first six games, the last three of them against Atlanta.

QuotePHILADELPHIA (TICKER) —On a roll with their young players right now, the Cincinnati Reds will turn to one of their biggest.

Homer Bailey, the franchise's top pitching prospect, is expected to be called up to start in the finale of a four-game series with the Philadelphia Phillies on Thursday.

What are they doing to Dusty's team? I'm beginning to worry that the Reds won't sign Neifi and/or Jose Macias.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1177 on: June 02, 2008, 08:00:38 PM »
Don't know where else to put this: but Orel Hershiser is a special, high quality, top shelf shovelhead. He's got to be the dumbest motherfucking announcer not named Morgan.

There are so many gems to choose from including him analyzing whether Jeter beat Cuddyer to the bag on a play where Jeter never caught the fucking ball...but I'll start with him saying the Twins have a low on base percentage, but when they set the table they seem to get production.

Yes Orel. When a team gets runners on base, they tend to score more often.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1178 on: June 02, 2008, 09:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on June 02, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Don't worry. The league's going to catch up to him eventually and he'll start to struggle. That's when Dusty will start working with him on his swing.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1179 on: June 03, 2008, 09:33:15 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2008, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on June 02, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Don't worry. The league's going to catch up to him eventually and he'll start to struggle. That's when Dusty will start working with him on his swing.

You can teach hitting, dude.

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We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1180 on: June 03, 2008, 10:15:42 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on June 03, 2008, 09:33:15 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2008, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on June 02, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Don't worry. The league's going to catch up to him eventually and he'll start to struggle. That's when Dusty will start working with him on his swing.

You can teach hitting, dude.



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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1181 on: June 03, 2008, 10:23:42 AM »
Quote from: MrSpeed on June 03, 2008, 10:15:42 AM
I guess that could explain why I never really made it to the show.

Did you kind of make it though?  That's something to be proud of.

LoneStarCubFan

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1182 on: June 03, 2008, 10:26:47 AM »
Did anybody catch the veiled shot Brenly took at Dusty last night?

Right after they scored their last run he said something about how nice it was to see the Cubs take advantage of a pitcher they were seeing the first time because that was something they hadn't really done in several years.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1183 on: June 03, 2008, 10:38:40 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 03, 2008, 10:26:47 AM
Did anybody catch the veiled shot Brenly took at Dusty last night?

Right after they scored their last run he said something about how nice it was to see the Cubs take advantage of a pitcher they were seeing the first time because that was something they hadn't really done in several years.

Was it a shot at Dusty or a shot at the Cubs' players, coaches, managers, GMs etc? Because Lou was the manager last year and that would qualify as one of the last "several years."

Actually, I'm pretty sure he was talking about Jim Riggleman.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1184 on: June 03, 2008, 10:39:46 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 03, 2008, 10:26:47 AM
Did anybody catch the veiled shot Brenly took at Dusty last night?

Right after they scored their last run he said something about how nice it was to see the Cubs take advantage of a pitcher they were seeing the first time because that was something they hadn't really done in several years.

I heard that but didn't see it as a shot at Dusty.

I just saw it as mostly true.
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!