"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think the Cubs should petition the league, saying in the interest of fairness that Korey and Gabor have to play as much vs. the Brewers as they did against the Cubs.

[Oleg]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.

I thought you were back on the meds.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.

I thought you were back on the meds.

I am. But the package store doesn't open until 11.

[Oleg]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.

I thought you were back on the meds.

I am. But the package store doesn't open until 11.

I'm not sure what package store means, but damn if I didn't laugh anyway.

[powen01]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.

I thought you were back on the meds.

I am. But the package store doesn't open until 11.

I'm not sure what package store means, but damn if I didn't laugh anyway.

You need to learn to keep a better inventory of the sauce at home.  I recommend barrels.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.

I thought you were back on the meds.

I am. But the package store State Liquor Store doesn't open until 11.

I'm not sure what package store means, but damn if I didn't laugh anyway.

Iowa in the 70s'd

[Jon]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.

I thought you were back on the meds.

I am. But the package store State Liquor Store ABC store doesn't open until 11.

I'm not sure what package store means, but damn if I didn't laugh anyway.

Iowa in the 70s'd

South Carolina to this day'd.

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.

I thought you were back on the meds.

I am. But the package store State Liquor Store ABC store doesn't open until 11.

I'm not sure what package store means, but damn if I didn't laugh anyway.

Iowa in the 70s'd

South Carolina to this day'd.

Can you get chocolate macadamias by the case in South Carolina?

[Jon]

Let's hope the Reds harness all that excitement they showed after yesterday's walk-off gift and young Volquez can stick it up the Brewers' ying-yang tonight.

Dusty's teams only play well when they're up against his former employers or Tony LaRussa. They'll drop all three to Milwaukee.

I thought you were back on the meds.

I am. But the package store State Liquor Store ABC store doesn't open until 11.

I'm not sure what package store means, but damn if I didn't laugh anyway.

Iowa in the 70s'd

South Carolina to this day'd.

Can you get chocolate macadamias by the case in South Carolina?

Naw, the red dot only sells liquor.



Just before I hit "Post" I realized that I bought a handle of Evan Williams Black Label at that liquor store. The owner was a dickbag.

[Oleg]

So, this is where they got the idea for the new Indy stadium, huh?

[Jon]

So, this is where they got the idea for the new Indy stadium, huh?

Sure, like there's any building that nice in the state of Indiana...

[Internet Apex]

So, this is where they got the idea for the new Indy stadium, huh?

Hinkle Fieldhouse, pka Butler Fieldhouse.

[PenFoe]

Hinkle Fieldhouse, pka Butler Fieldhouse.

Well shit, since I can't find the scene of Gene Hackman having the players measure the court at Hinkle Fieldhouse, I'll just leave you with this.

"And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen. "

[LoneStarCubFan]

Hinkle Fieldhouse, pka Butler Fieldhouse.

Well shit, since I can't find the scene of Gene Hackman having the players measure the court at Hinkle Fieldhouse, I'll just leave you with this.

"And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen. "

"HAVE YOU GOT PIGEON SHIT IN YOUR EYES?"

[BC]

So Fat Lance actually DID get hit in the head with a baseball tonight... I rather enjoyed seeing that.