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pisomojado8

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1830 on: January 28, 2009, 12:30:31 PM »
"Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."

Dave B

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1831 on: January 28, 2009, 01:43:34 PM »
Boo.
"Irritatin', ain't it?"- Ernest T. Bass

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1832 on: January 28, 2009, 03:55:52 PM »
Uh, what?

Dave B

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1833 on: January 29, 2009, 08:35:12 AM »
"Irritatin', ain't it?"- Ernest T. Bass

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1834 on: January 29, 2009, 08:47:08 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on January 29, 2009, 08:35:12 AM
Stay classy, St. Louis:

http://deadspin.com/5141745/meanwhile-at-busch-stadium-


Looks like Ballpark Village is coming along nicely.

If those were higher resolution pics, you could probably see the pipes where they're putting in the RV sewage dump stations.

I bet you the first tenants move in inside of a month.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1835 on: January 29, 2009, 08:51:07 AM »

LoneStarCubFan

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1836 on: January 29, 2009, 09:06:03 AM »
From the end of the S-T story on Heilman:

The Cubs' offseason makeover will continue this week, with the club nearing agreement on a one-year, $750,000 contract with backup catcher Paul Bako.

They dump Blanco and this steaming pile of monkey shit is the best they can come up with?

BH

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1837 on: January 29, 2009, 09:39:44 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on January 29, 2009, 09:06:03 AM
From the end of the S-T story on Heilman:

The Cubs' offseason makeover will continue this week, with the club nearing agreement on a one-year, $750,000 contract with backup catcher Paul Bako.

They dump Blanco and this steaming pile of monkey shit is the best they can come up with?


Did you hear about Josh Hancock?

Brownie

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1838 on: January 29, 2009, 09:44:24 AM »
The Cubs will be lucky to win 80 games this year. Sorry.

LoneStarCubFan

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1839 on: January 29, 2009, 10:20:08 AM »
Quote from: BH on January 29, 2009, 09:39:44 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on January 29, 2009, 09:06:03 AM
From the end of the S-T story on Heilman:

The Cubs' offseason makeover will continue this week, with the club nearing agreement on a one-year, $750,000 contract with backup catcher Paul Bako.

They dump Blanco and this steaming pile of monkey shit is the best they can come up with?


Did you hear about Josh Hancock?

I heard he's still dead.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1840 on: January 29, 2009, 05:57:49 PM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1841 on: February 05, 2009, 02:11:03 PM »
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090205&content_id=3801488&vkey=hotstove2008&fext=.jsp&partnerId=rss_mlb

Quotefree agent right-hander Ben Sheets may need surgery to repair the torn flexor tendon in his elbow,

And suddenly Ben Sheets appears on Hendry's radar screen.

Dave B

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1842 on: February 05, 2009, 04:12:38 PM »
it's official:

"Free agent right-hander Ben Sheets is planning to have the flexor tendon tear near his right elbow surgically repaired and is hopeful for a return in the second half of the 2009 season, his agent Casey Close told SI.com.

MLB.com first reported today that Sheets was considering surgery.

After failing to receive any offers reflective of his superior talent, Close said Sheets concluded, "I'm just going to get this fixed.''

Noted sports surgeon James Andrews will likely perform the surgery."
"Irritatin', ain't it?"- Ernest T. Bass

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1843 on: February 09, 2009, 12:47:31 PM »

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1844 on: February 09, 2009, 02:14:15 PM »
The Cardinals just waived Adam Kennedy.  Will the insanity never stop?  First, Miles, now Kennedy?  Who's next, Brendan Ryan?  It's like they're not even trying to win!