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Shooter

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1890 on: February 18, 2009, 10:12:12 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on February 18, 2009, 12:48:14 PM
This blurb in the Tribune made me laugh out loud  (I am proud of myself for not resorting to the "lol"):

Jump around: Mike Fontenot and his girlfriend bought Ryan Theriot's kids a trampoline for Christmas, much to the Theriots' chagrin.

"It's only like a foot off the ground," Fontenot said. "They'll only break their arms, not their necks, so he's happy about it. He told me when I have kids, he's going to get them steak knives."


If it's only a foot off the ground, Fontenot and Theriot can use it without needing a boost up.
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Kermit, B.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1891 on: February 19, 2009, 12:18:14 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 17, 2009, 03:34:38 PM
New Brewers manager Ken Macha said he's set to bat Rickie Weeks at the top of the order.

I'm sure some statfaggot will point out that Weeks has a .352 career OBP and tell me why this is a good idea for the Brewers.

Hopefully that person will also point out that Rickie Weeks completely blows and over the last two seasons has struck out 231 times in his last 884 ABs (which equates to 26% of the time.)




The Brewers are so completely irrelevant now, I had completely forgotten that Macha is their manager.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1892 on: February 19, 2009, 05:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on February 19, 2009, 12:18:14 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 17, 2009, 03:34:38 PM
New Brewers manager Ken Macha said he's set to bat Rickie Weeks at the top of the order.

I'm sure some statfaggot will point out that Weeks has a .352 career OBP and tell me why this is a good idea for the Brewers.

Hopefully that person will also point out that Rickie Weeks completely blows and over the last two seasons has struck out 231 times in his last 884 ABs (which equates to 26% of the time.)




The Brewers are so completely irrelevant now, I had completely forgotten that Macha is their manager.

Yeah - it seems like years ago that Bob Brenly was almost their manager.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1893 on: February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM »
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?
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Canadouche

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1894 on: February 19, 2009, 06:12:31 PM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

According to ...?
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M'lady.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1895 on: February 19, 2009, 06:20:12 PM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

Wrong. Fontejesus wins the second sack jorb.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1896 on: February 19, 2009, 06:29:08 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on February 19, 2009, 06:20:12 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

Wrong. Fontejesus wins the second sack jorb.

You're both wrong.

I'm seeing a doubledwarf platoon.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1897 on: February 19, 2009, 06:32:34 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on February 19, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

According to ...?

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090219&content_id=3850236&vkey=news_chc&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc

ALF IS FEELING HEALTHY!!1 YES!
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Canadouche

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1898 on: February 19, 2009, 06:41:11 PM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 06:32:34 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on February 19, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

According to ...?

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090219&content_id=3850236&vkey=news_chc&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc

ALF IS FEELING HEALTHY!!1 YES!

Thank God, it's only Muskat.
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M'lady.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1899 on: February 19, 2009, 06:47:43 PM »
The time is nigh for me to order my MILES jersey t-shirt
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1900 on: February 19, 2009, 07:37:12 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on February 19, 2009, 06:20:12 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

Wrong. Fontejesus wins the second sack jorb.

Fuck Aaron Miles with a Remington Cheeseball Goatee Trimmer and Rape Kittm
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Eli

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1901 on: February 19, 2009, 07:40:35 PM »
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 06:32:34 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on February 19, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: BichetteHappens on February 19, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
1) Soriano
2) Miles
3) Lee
4) Bradley
5) Ramirez
6) Fukudome
7) Geo
8) Theriot

Lous' preliminary batting order for this season. eep.

eh eh eh?

According to ...?

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090219&content_id=3850236&vkey=news_chc&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc

ALF IS FEELING HEALTHY!!1 YES!

If not attempting steals helps keep Alf's legs healthy enough that he can play 150 games, I'm all for it.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1902 on: February 19, 2009, 11:50:17 PM »
I'm really looking forward to talking about who should lead off again this year.

My favorite thing is when Lou brings it up even though he has no intention of changing it.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1903 on: February 20, 2009, 09:26:13 AM »
Any line-up with Aaron Miles in it is a shitty line-up.

And who is going to play the 85 games Bradley's going to miss due to injury/suspension?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1904 on: February 20, 2009, 09:31:47 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on February 20, 2009, 09:26:13 AM
Any line-up with Aaron Miles in it is a shitty line-up.

And who is going to play the 85 games Bradley's going to miss due to injury/suspension?

Here's a website you might enjoy:

http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/
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