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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1920 on: March 06, 2009, 07:40:22 AM »
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Where you wanna go? She said, "Denny's, I figure." I said, "Hell no, cuz they don't like n*ggaz."

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1921 on: March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM »
These retards are delusional. Not only are they having a circle-jerk about signing Dennys Reyes, but then they come up with this masterpiece:

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=612167
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1922 on: March 06, 2009, 09:46:12 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
These retards are delusional. Not only are they having a circle-jerk about signing Dennys Reyes, but then they come up with this masterpiece:

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=612167

So much to choose from.  This is good:

QuoteSP2 Wainwright Harden Cards, even IF (big if) Harden pitches 30 games

If Harden pitches 30 games, he's going to end up with a Cy Young on his mantle.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1923 on: March 06, 2009, 09:52:31 AM »
Quote from: Eli on March 06, 2009, 09:46:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
These retards are delusional. Not only are they having a circle-jerk about signing Dennys Reyes, but then they come up with this masterpiece:

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=612167

So much to choose from.  This is good:

QuoteSP2 Wainwright Harden Cards, even IF (big if) Harden pitches 30 games

If Harden pitches 30 games, he's going to end up with a Cy Young on his mantle.

At least Adam Wainwright doesn't have a history of injuries...
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1924 on: March 06, 2009, 06:38:25 PM »
Quote from: Eli on March 06, 2009, 09:46:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
These retards are delusional. Not only are they having a circle-jerk about signing Dennys Reyes, but then they come up with this masterpiece:

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=612167

So much to choose from.  This is good:

QuoteSP2 Wainwright Harden Cards, even IF (big if) Harden pitches 30 games

If Harden pitches 30 games, he's going to end up with a Cy Young on his mantle.

Very funny. I'm pretty sure this whole comparison was done "dong in cheek" so to speak.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1925 on: March 06, 2009, 09:16:02 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on March 06, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 06, 2009, 09:46:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
These retards are delusional. Not only are they having a circle-jerk about signing Dennys Reyes, but then they come up with this masterpiece:

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=612167

So much to choose from.  This is good:

QuoteSP2 Wainwright Harden Cards, even IF (big if) Harden pitches 30 games

If Harden pitches 30 games, he's going to end up with a Cy Young on his mantle.

At least Adam Wainwright doesn't have a history of injuries...

Or plowing into tow trucks on the interstate.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1926 on: March 06, 2009, 11:15:24 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on March 06, 2009, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: Slakee on March 06, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 06, 2009, 09:46:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
These retards are delusional. Not only are they having a circle-jerk about signing Dennys Reyes, but then they come up with this masterpiece:

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=612167

So much to choose from.  This is good:

QuoteSP2 Wainwright Harden Cards, even IF (big if) Harden pitches 30 games

If Harden pitches 30 games, he's going to end up with a Cy Young on his mantle.

At least Adam Wainwright doesn't have a history of injuries...

Or plowing into tow trucks on the interstate.

You'd think that I'd get tired of this joke eventually, but it hasn't happened yet.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1927 on: March 09, 2009, 09:40:42 AM »
Quote from: CT III on March 06, 2009, 11:15:24 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on March 06, 2009, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: Slakee on March 06, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 06, 2009, 09:46:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
These retards are delusional. Not only are they having a circle-jerk about signing Dennys Reyes, but then they come up with this masterpiece:

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=612167

So much to choose from.  This is good:

QuoteSP2 Wainwright Harden Cards, even IF (big if) Harden pitches 30 games

If Harden pitches 30 games, he's going to end up with a Cy Young on his mantle.

At least Adam Wainwright doesn't have a history of injuries...

Or plowing into tow trucks on the interstate.

You'd think that I'd get tired of this joke eventually, but it hasn't happened yet.

You do a podcast with Fork.  There is no way we would think that.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1928 on: March 09, 2009, 12:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on March 09, 2009, 09:40:42 AM
Quote from: CT III on March 06, 2009, 11:15:24 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on March 06, 2009, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: Slakee on March 06, 2009, 09:52:31 AM
Quote from: Eli on March 06, 2009, 09:46:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 06, 2009, 08:29:59 AM
These retards are delusional. Not only are they having a circle-jerk about signing Dennys Reyes, but then they come up with this masterpiece:

http://www.stltoday.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=612167

So much to choose from.  This is good:

QuoteSP2 Wainwright Harden Cards, even IF (big if) Harden pitches 30 games

If Harden pitches 30 games, he's going to end up with a Cy Young on his mantle.

At least Adam Wainwright doesn't have a history of injuries...

Or plowing into tow trucks on the interstate.

You'd think that I'd get tired of this joke eventually, but it hasn't happened yet.

You do a podcast with Fork.  There is no way we would think that.

What's the over/under on Yellon references for this week?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1929 on: March 11, 2009, 01:01:44 PM »
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1930 on: March 11, 2009, 01:13:32 PM »
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1931 on: March 11, 2009, 01:15:15 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on March 11, 2009, 01:01:44 PM
Shit.

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/cover/toc/11098/index.htm?eref=sisf

You know who I feel bad for? PenFoe.

He's going to such great lengths to rid his fantasy team of extraneous first basemen only to wind up DOOMED in the end.

Maybe he should hang onto Berkman after all.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1932 on: March 11, 2009, 01:18:20 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on March 11, 2009, 01:13:32 PM

What about it?

Quote from: Slakee on March 11, 2009, 01:13:58 PM
Yeah, fatty.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1933 on: March 11, 2009, 01:20:33 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on March 11, 2009, 01:18:20 PM
Quote from: Slakee on March 11, 2009, 01:13:32 PM

What about it?

Quote from: Slakee on March 11, 2009, 01:13:58 PM
Yeah, fatty.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1934 on: March 11, 2009, 01:21:09 PM »
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