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MAD

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2010 on: April 08, 2009, 11:20:10 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 08, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 07, 2009, 09:31:34 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 07, 2009, 09:25:04 PM
And there's the LaTroy Hawkins I remember

ahahahahahahahahaha

Yep, that's him. I'm digging this new, improved Carlos Lee too. Big fat turdsniffing cunt. 

Yeah, since when did the Cubs start getting Carlos Lee out?

Since when do two games constitute an end to that fat fuck killing us?
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2011 on: April 08, 2009, 11:24:59 AM »
Did anyone notice the "Little Puma's" in the Crawford Boxes last night?    I choked on my whisky when I saw that one.     When did they start having Furry Night at the Jews Box? 

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2012 on: April 08, 2009, 11:37:49 AM »
That's embarrassing.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2013 on: April 08, 2009, 11:55:39 AM »
Quote from: MAD on April 08, 2009, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 08, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 07, 2009, 09:31:34 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 07, 2009, 09:25:04 PM
And there's the LaTroy Hawkins I remember

ahahahahahahahahaha

Yep, that's him. I'm digging this new, improved Carlos Lee too. Big fat turdsniffing cunt. 

Yeah, since when did the Cubs start getting Carlos Lee out?

Since when do two games constitute an end to that fat fuck killing us?

I don't think THE HORSE has ever had an 0-8 stretch against the Cubs.  So I'm going to enjoy it, you crotchety old man.

I checked.  He's gone 0-8 five times before.  I love B-R.
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MAD

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2014 on: April 08, 2009, 12:00:26 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 08, 2009, 11:55:39 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 08, 2009, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 08, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 07, 2009, 09:31:34 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 07, 2009, 09:25:04 PM
And there's the LaTroy Hawkins I remember

ahahahahahahahahaha

Yep, that's him. I'm digging this new, improved Carlos Lee too. Big fat turdsniffing cunt. 

Yeah, since when did the Cubs start getting Carlos Lee out?

Since when do two games constitute an end to that fat fuck killing us?

I don't think THE HORSE has ever had an 0-8 stretch against the Cubs.  So I'm going to enjoy it, you crotchety old man.

Whatever, you punk.  Just GET OFF MY DRIVEWAY!
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2015 on: April 08, 2009, 12:29:06 PM »
Quote from: Lukester on April 08, 2009, 11:24:59 AM
Did anyone notice the "Little Puma's" in the Crawford Boxes last night?    I choked on my whisky when I saw that one.     When did they start having Furry Night at the Jews Box? 



The first time they showed these fuckwits on TV last night my wife thought they were little kids and she said "do you think they get beat up at school a lot?" When I told her they were adults she said, "do you think they GOT beat up at school a lot?"
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2016 on: April 08, 2009, 12:50:36 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 08, 2009, 12:29:06 PM
Quote from: Lukester on April 08, 2009, 11:24:59 AM
Did anyone notice the "Little Puma's" in the Crawford Boxes last night?    I choked on my whisky when I saw that one.     When did they start having Furry Night at the Jews Box? 



The first time they showed these fuckwits on TV last night my wife thought they were little kids and she said "do you think they get beat up at school a lot?" When I told her they were adults she said, "do you think they GOT beat up at school a lot?"
Apparently the beating wasn't hard enough.   
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2017 on: April 08, 2009, 12:50:57 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 08, 2009, 12:29:06 PM
Quote from: Lukester on April 08, 2009, 11:24:59 AM
Did anyone notice the "Little Puma's" in the Crawford Boxes last night?    I choked on my whisky when I saw that one.     When did they start having Furry Night at the Jews Box? 



The first time they showed these fuckwits on TV last night my wife thought they were little kids and she said "do you think they get beat up at school a lot?" When I told her they were adults she said, "do you think they GOT beat up at school a lot?"

Seriously.  How much do you think they paid for those costumes?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2018 on: April 08, 2009, 12:59:20 PM »
They tell everyone their "girlfriends in Canada" made them.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2019 on: April 08, 2009, 01:11:32 PM »
81 home games plus a couple furry conventions a year.   Trust me,  it pays for itself. 
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2020 on: April 08, 2009, 02:03:00 PM »
Quote from: MAD on April 08, 2009, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 08, 2009, 11:55:39 AM
Quote from: MAD on April 08, 2009, 11:20:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 08, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 07, 2009, 09:31:34 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 07, 2009, 09:25:04 PM
And there's the LaTroy Hawkins I remember

ahahahahahahahahaha

Yep, that's him. I'm digging this new, improved Carlos Lee too. Big fat turdsniffing cunt. 

Yeah, since when did the Cubs start getting Carlos Lee out?

Since when do two games constitute an end to that fat fuck killing us?

I don't think THE HORSE has ever had an 0-8 stretch against the Cubs.  So I'm going to enjoy it, you crotchety old man.

Whatever, you punk.  Just GET OFF MY DRIVEWAY!

Make me.

(defiantly puts feet on the back of Huey's chair)
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2021 on: April 08, 2009, 02:15:17 PM »
I'm not understanding the "Little Pumas". What the hell is that all about?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2022 on: April 08, 2009, 02:24:10 PM »
Quote from: butthead on April 08, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
I'm not understanding the "Little Pumas". What the hell is that all about?

Lance Berkman's nickname is Pete Puma.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2023 on: April 08, 2009, 02:25:28 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 08, 2009, 02:24:10 PM
Quote from: butthead on April 08, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
I'm not understanding the "Little Pumas". What the hell is that all about?

Lance Berkman's nickname is Pete Puma.

Tea gives him a headache?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2024 on: April 08, 2009, 02:31:29 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 08, 2009, 02:25:28 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 08, 2009, 02:24:10 PM
Quote from: butthead on April 08, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
I'm not understanding the "Little Pumas". What the hell is that all about?

Lance Berkman's nickname is Pete Puma.

Tea gives him a headache?



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