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BH

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2055 on: April 15, 2009, 11:57:17 AM »
Quote from: Lukester on April 15, 2009, 11:27:00 AM
Kinda like when our fags got excited cause Prior was throwing beach towels on elevated dirt.

Not really related, but I always hated how Prior's arm could literally fall off and the Cubs would say he was "day to day"... at least larussa is setting expectation that Carpenter won't be pitching anytime soon... I'd rather have that than the BS we were fed year after year..
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2056 on: April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM »

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2057 on: April 15, 2009, 12:00:12 PM »
Fuck Carpenter and fuck the Cardinals.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2058 on: April 15, 2009, 12:00:41 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY

Wait, wait...I never said it wasn't funny.
It's funny as hell.

Just not cause for celebration.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2059 on: April 15, 2009, 12:05:21 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2009, 12:00:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY

Wait, wait...I never said it wasn't funny.
It's funny as hell.

Just not cause for celebration.

I laughed and I celebrated.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2060 on: April 15, 2009, 12:08:19 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2009, 12:00:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY

Wait, wait...I never said it wasn't funny.
It's funny as hell.

Just not cause for celebration.

Shit, I'll celebrate anything. I don't belong to any religion just so I can party with everyone on their holidays.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2061 on: April 15, 2009, 12:12:40 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 12:08:19 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2009, 12:00:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY

Wait, wait...I never said it wasn't funny.
It's funny as hell.

Just not cause for celebration.

Shit, I'll celebrate anything. I don't belong to any religion just so I can party with everyone on their holidays.

That was you?

That wine was for Elijah, dick.
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PenFoe

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2062 on: April 15, 2009, 12:15:57 PM »
Now this is definitely funny.

QuoteDespite only starting six of the Cardinals' first nine games, Ryan Ludwick is confident he'll soon be an everday player.

I love that the Genius thinks his team is so stacked that the guy who hit 37 homers last year should only play 66% of the time.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2063 on: April 15, 2009, 12:28:29 PM »
I flipped over my bicycle when I heard Crissy got hurt.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2064 on: April 15, 2009, 01:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Lukester on April 15, 2009, 11:27:00 AM
Kinda like when our fags got excited cause Prior was throwing beach towels on elevated dirt.

I can't tell if this is a typo or not.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2065 on: April 15, 2009, 01:25:05 PM »
In other news, the Brewers - not so good.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2066 on: April 15, 2009, 01:41:28 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 15, 2009, 12:05:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2009, 12:00:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY

Wait, wait...I never said it wasn't funny.
It's funny as hell.

Just not cause for celebration.

I laughed and I celebrated.

Yeah, fuck them.  There were plenty of Cardinals fans dancing in the streets when Lee broke his wrist in '06, and the Cubs were completely irrelevant back then.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2067 on: April 15, 2009, 01:51:41 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 15, 2009, 01:41:28 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 15, 2009, 12:05:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2009, 12:00:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY

Wait, wait...I never said it wasn't funny.
It's funny as hell.

Just not cause for celebration.

I laughed and I celebrated.

Yeah, fuck them.  There were plenty of Cardinals fans dancing in the streets when Lee broke his wrist in '06, and the Cubs were completely irrelevant back then.

That's because they're homeless.
Where else would they dance?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2068 on: April 15, 2009, 02:33:41 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 15, 2009, 01:41:28 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 15, 2009, 12:05:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2009, 12:00:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY

Wait, wait...I never said it wasn't funny.
It's funny as hell.

Just not cause for celebration.

I laughed and I celebrated.

Yeah, fuck them.  There were plenty of Cardinals fans dancing in the streets when Lee broke his wrist in '06, and the Cubs were completely irrelevant back then.

Not to mention that St. Louis was the scene of this crime:



Which has nothing to do with drunk/dead/injured Cardinals, but I still hate St. Louis and I'm going to laugh and party and celebrate and drink and be merry at the chance for the Cubs to bury them because of this injury.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2069 on: April 15, 2009, 02:37:07 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on April 15, 2009, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 15, 2009, 01:41:28 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 15, 2009, 12:05:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2009, 12:00:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 15, 2009, 11:59:41 AM

Just so we're all clear...

Dead/Drunk Cardinals = FUNNY

Hurt Cardinals = UNFUNNY

Wait, wait...I never said it wasn't funny.
It's funny as hell.

Just not cause for celebration.

I laughed and I celebrated.

Yeah, fuck them.  There were plenty of Cardinals fans dancing in the streets when Lee broke his wrist in '06, and the Cubs were completely irrelevant back then.

Not to mention that St. Louis was the scene of this crime:



Which has nothing to do with drunk/dead/injured Cardinals, but I still hate St. Louis and I'm going to laugh and party and celebrate and drink and be merry at the chance for the Cubs to bury them because of this injury.

Don't forget the Bill Mueller injury!
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