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MAD

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2100 on: June 08, 2009, 04:39:18 PM »
It's over, Johnny.
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2101 on: June 08, 2009, 07:37:38 PM »
Guys, the SNEAK ATTACK!!!! is coming, I just know it.  Our CUBBIEZ!!! are so screwed.
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Oleg

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2102 on: June 11, 2009, 10:19:08 AM »
So, I was reading this article, and came across this bit:

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Greene was handed the starting shortstop role, but struggled to start the season following strong performance during spring training. His increasing anxiety disturbed some teammates, who "expressed concern about the degree of Greene's self-punishment," according to the Post-Dispatch.

Self-punishment, huh?
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morpheus

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2103 on: June 11, 2009, 10:23:25 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on June 11, 2009, 10:19:08 AM
So, I was reading this article, and came across this bit:

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Greene was handed the starting shortstop role, but struggled to start the season following strong performance during spring training. His increasing anxiety disturbed some teammates, who "expressed concern about the degree of Greene's self-punishment," according to the Post-Dispatch.

Self-punishment, huh?


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Tank

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2104 on: June 11, 2009, 10:27:17 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on June 11, 2009, 10:23:25 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 11, 2009, 10:19:08 AM
So, I was reading this article, and came across this bit:

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Greene was handed the starting shortstop role, but struggled to start the season following strong performance during spring training. His increasing anxiety disturbed some teammates, who "expressed concern about the degree of Greene's self-punishment," according to the Post-Dispatch.

Self-punishment, huh?




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MAD

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2105 on: June 11, 2009, 10:31:16 AM »
Can't you guys let this thread die in peace?  Turdblow is flipping burgers at the local A & W. 
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
Eli G. (6-22-10)

Quality Start Machine

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2106 on: June 11, 2009, 10:38:37 AM »
Quote from: MAD on June 11, 2009, 10:31:16 AM
Can't you guys let this thread die in peace?  Turdblow is flipping burgers at the local A & W. 

And missing the grill with each one.
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CubFaninHydePark

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2107 on: June 11, 2009, 11:32:43 AM »
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 10:38:37 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 11, 2009, 10:31:16 AM
Can't you guys let this thread die in peace?  Turdblow is flipping burgers at the local A & W.  

And missing the grill with each one.

Well played.

Edit: Holy shit!  I have one more post on this account--#1908 is going to come tomorrow, on graduation (and hopefully Stanley Cup) day.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2108 on: January 04, 2010, 03:07:42 PM »
Bumped for 2010.

May the Pisspoor Thread rot.
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Kermit IV

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2109 on: January 04, 2010, 03:10:55 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 11, 2009, 11:32:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 10:38:37 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 11, 2009, 10:31:16 AM
Can't you guys let this thread die in peace?  Turdblow is flipping burgers at the local A & W.  

And missing the grill with each one.

Well played.

Edit: Holy shit!  I have one more post on this account--#1908 is going to come tomorrow, on graduation (and hopefully Stanley Cup) day.

#2087 and counting.
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Yeti

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2110 on: January 04, 2010, 03:18:56 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 04, 2010, 03:10:55 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 11, 2009, 11:32:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 10:38:37 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 11, 2009, 10:31:16 AM
Can't you guys let this thread die in peace?  Turdblow is flipping burgers at the local A & W.  

And missing the grill with each one.

Well played.

Edit: Holy shit!  I have one more post on this account--#1908 is going to come tomorrow, on graduation (and hopefully Stanley Cup) day.

#2087 and counting.

They are getting progressively shittier too.
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CubFaninHydePark

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2111 on: January 04, 2010, 04:40:29 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on January 04, 2010, 03:18:56 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on January 04, 2010, 03:10:55 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 11, 2009, 11:32:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 11, 2009, 10:38:37 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 11, 2009, 10:31:16 AM
Can't you guys let this thread die in peace?  Turdblow is flipping burgers at the local A & W.  

And missing the grill with each one.

Well played.

Edit: Holy shit!  I have one more post on this account--#1908 is going to come tomorrow, on graduation (and hopefully Stanley Cup) day.

#2087 and counting.

They are getting progressively shittier too.

I didn't realize that I still had room to get worse.
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Slaky

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2112 on: January 04, 2010, 10:04:48 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 04, 2010, 03:07:42 PM
Bumped for 2010.

May the Pisspoor Thread rot.

I love this thread with my entire penis and most of my sack.
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Gil Gunderson

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2113 on: January 05, 2010, 02:14:03 AM »
Quote from: Slack-E on January 04, 2010, 10:04:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 04, 2010, 03:07:42 PM
Bumped for 2010.

May the Pisspoor Thread rot.

I love this thread with my entire penis and most of my sack.

Most?
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Internet Apex

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2114 on: January 05, 2010, 08:54:30 AM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on January 05, 2010, 02:14:03 AM
Quote from: Slack-E on January 04, 2010, 10:04:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 04, 2010, 03:07:42 PM
Bumped for 2010.

May the Pisspoor Thread rot.

I love this thread with my entire penis and most of my sack.

Most?

He's still got a full testicle dedicated to the Viqueen apocalypse.
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