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Powdered Toast Man

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2355 on: June 22, 2010, 03:41:43 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on June 22, 2010, 01:53:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 22, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 22, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Not only are the Astros really bad at baseball, but they've decided that today is the day to call up their prized catching prospect, Jason Castro for his major league debut.

The Astros face Tim Lincecum tonight.

Also, Jason Castro isn't really tearing up minor league pitching.

At .265/.365/.355/.720 in Round Rock, he might instantly be the best position player on the Astros.  BP's translations have him at .236/.327/.310 ... sounds like a team MVP to me.

The Astros will be terrible for a long, long time.
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PenPho

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2356 on: June 22, 2010, 03:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 22, 2010, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: Night Man on June 22, 2010, 01:53:40 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 22, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 22, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Not only are the Astros really bad at baseball, but they've decided that today is the day to call up their prized catching prospect, Jason Castro for his major league debut.

The Astros face Tim Lincecum tonight.

Also, Jason Castro isn't really tearing up minor league pitching.

At .265/.365/.355/.720 in Round Rock, he might instantly be the best position player on the Astros.  BP's translations have him at .236/.327/.310 ... sounds like a team MVP to me.

The Astros will be terrible for a long, long time.

Just wait until they trade Oswalt and Berkman for Roberts and Peavy.

Then it'll hai.
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pisomojado8

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2357 on: August 09, 2010, 12:40:36 PM »
Jim Edmonds.  A Red.

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/jim-edmonds-traded-to-the-reds.php

QuoteBecause from my (Craig Calcaterra's) point of view, this strengthens the Reds at a time when the Cardinals are in a dogfight with them.
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PenPho

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2358 on: August 09, 2010, 12:45:47 PM »
Quote from: pisomojado8 on August 09, 2010, 12:40:36 PM
Jim Edmonds.  A Red.

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/jim-edmonds-traded-to-the-reds.php

QuoteBecause from my (Craig Calcaterra's) point of view, this strengthens the Reds at a time when the Cardinals are in a dogfight with them.


Watch out, Lassie!

What an NL Central whore.
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Oleg

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2359 on: August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM »
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2360 on: August 11, 2010, 08:38:31 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Douchebag.

Huey would laugh at the girl getting hit with the ball.
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Yeti

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2361 on: August 11, 2010, 08:39:00 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Douchebag.

Cockbags like that get a cute girl like that.. Proof there is no God.
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Bort

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2362 on: August 11, 2010, 08:42:39 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 11, 2010, 08:38:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Douchebag.

Huey would laugh at the girl getting hit with the ball.

And her dead grandmother.
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Oleg

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2363 on: August 11, 2010, 09:02:47 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 11, 2010, 08:38:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Douchebag.

Huey would laugh at the girl getting hit with the ball.

Oh, it's fucking hilarious.  That asshat being a douchebag is certainly not mutually exculsive with the ensuing hilarity.

And her dead grandmother.
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morpheus

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2364 on: August 11, 2010, 09:09:54 AM »
Bo Dog?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2365 on: August 11, 2010, 09:11:28 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Douchebag.

Another valiant Texan.  No wonder they lost at the Alamo.
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2366 on: August 11, 2010, 09:21:58 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 08:39:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Douchebag.

Cockbags like that get a cute girl like that.. Proof there is no God.

She's not that cute, she's got a huge welt from being hit by a baseball.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2367 on: August 11, 2010, 09:24:10 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on August 11, 2010, 09:09:54 AM
Bo Dog?



That was seriously my first thought, too.

I should get off the internet.
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BH

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2368 on: August 11, 2010, 09:29:17 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 08:39:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Douchebag.

Cockbags like that get a cute girl like that.. Proof there is no God.

If she's got grass on the field, play ball, amirite Yeti? 
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Kermit IV

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2369 on: August 11, 2010, 04:24:56 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on August 11, 2010, 08:35:01 AM
Douchebag.

I heard about this, but hadn't watched the video yet.  That's exactly how I expected Beau to look.  Like Brady Quinn.
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