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BC

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2475 on: March 31, 2011, 06:20:46 PM »
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.
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thehawk

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2476 on: March 31, 2011, 06:22:00 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2011, 06:03:26 PM
I know this has already been posted in that other dumb thread, but nothing makes Opening Day sweeter than a Ryan Franklin blown save.  (Brewers too, I guess.)

Also, that moron Dan McLaughlin is somehow still working for the Cardinals.  I guess the Tards' alcoholic culture lives on.

Edit: Three GIDPs on the day for DPLee Albert Pujols.

Edit 2: And a Theriot error sends the go-ahead run home in the 11th?  Can this get any better!

I'm enjoying Theriot being on the right side of the rivalry
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2477 on: March 31, 2011, 06:24:55 PM »
Quote from: BC on March 31, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.

I'm an Illinois alum and I didn't get this either.  Save that shit for the Illiniboard.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2478 on: March 31, 2011, 06:27:12 PM »
Quote from: CT III on March 31, 2011, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: BC on March 31, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.

I'm an Illinois alum and I didn't get this either.  Save that shit for the Illiniboard.

When watching MLB games, mediocre college basketball often comes to mind.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2479 on: March 31, 2011, 06:29:52 PM »
Quote from: CT III on March 31, 2011, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: BC on March 31, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.

I'm an Illinois alum and I didn't get this either.  Save that shit for the Illiniboard.

You really Tisdale'd that reply, CT.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2480 on: March 31, 2011, 06:33:11 PM »
Quote from: R-V on March 31, 2011, 06:29:52 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 31, 2011, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: BC on March 31, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.

I'm an Illinois alum and I didn't get this either.  Save that shit for the Illiniboard.

You really Tisdale'd that reply, CT.

That was a real McCamey game by Theriot there.  Nice Weber job of recruiting players, Mozeliak.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2481 on: March 31, 2011, 07:35:33 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2011, 06:33:11 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 31, 2011, 06:29:52 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 31, 2011, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: BC on March 31, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.

I'm an Illinois alum and I didn't get this either.  Save that shit for the Illiniboard.

You really Tisdale'd that reply, CT.

That was a real McCamey game by Theriot there.  Nice Weber job of recruiting players, Mozeliak.

Man, Dolan used to Kresse this messageboard, but we'd be lucky if CT could Cremins it.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2482 on: March 31, 2011, 07:45:46 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 31, 2011, 07:35:33 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2011, 06:33:11 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 31, 2011, 06:29:52 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 31, 2011, 06:24:55 PM
Quote from: BC on March 31, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.

I'm an Illinois alum and I didn't get this either.  Save that shit for the Illiniboard.

You really Tisdale'd that reply, CT.

That was a real McCamey game by Theriot there.  Nice Weber job of recruiting players, Mozeliak.

Man, Dolan used to Kresse this messageboard, but we'd be lucky if CT could Cremins it.

How very unSelf-aware you guys are being.
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CBStew

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2483 on: March 31, 2011, 08:04:57 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2011, 06:18:42 PM
Quote from: BC on March 31, 2011, 06:17:46 PM
The Padres score the go-ahead run when Ryan Theriot Tisdales a throw from the short outfield.

I love it.

What?

Since when is his last name "Tisdale"?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2484 on: March 31, 2011, 08:15:26 PM »
Quote from: BC on March 31, 2011, 06:20:46 PM
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.

You truly are the gift that keeps on showing up.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2485 on: March 31, 2011, 09:28:56 PM »
I hope Theriot is everything to the Cardinals that Aaron Miles was to the Cubs...and less.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2486 on: April 01, 2011, 02:02:34 PM »
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2487 on: April 01, 2011, 02:21:44 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on April 01, 2011, 02:02:34 PM
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This is already my favorite baseball season since the last one that didn't blow.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2488 on: April 08, 2011, 04:31:13 PM »
New Kyardinuhl Jay Questbrook is horse shit.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2489 on: April 08, 2011, 09:57:07 PM »
The Cubs can win this division. Hell, they should
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