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Slaky

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2490 on: April 08, 2011, 10:06:24 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 08, 2011, 09:57:07 PM
The Cubs can win this division. Hell, they should

I think the Reds will have a lot to say about that. Cubs/Reds battling all season? I'd love to see it.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2491 on: April 09, 2011, 10:06:41 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 10:06:24 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 08, 2011, 09:57:07 PM
The Cubs can win this division. Hell, they should

I think the Reds will have a lot to say about that. Cubs/Reds battling all season? I'd love to see it.

The Reds will score a shit ton of runs all season long. Unless their pitching completely falls apart, they're the most viable team in the division. But their pitching may completely fall apart!
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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2492 on: April 09, 2011, 10:13:58 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2011, 10:06:41 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 08, 2011, 10:06:24 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 08, 2011, 09:57:07 PM
The Cubs can win this division. Hell, they should

I think the Reds will have a lot to say about that. Cubs/Reds battling all season? I'd love to see it.

The Reds will score a shit ton of runs all season long. Unless their pitching completely falls apart, they're the most viable team in the division. But their pitching may completely fall apart!

Their offense will suffer after meth-addled Kyards fans Ligue the field and attack Phillips.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2493 on: April 25, 2011, 12:02:51 PM »
Has this been posted yet?

If so, I apologize.  Either way, Mr. Chase makes some funnies at the end that I liked. 
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2494 on: April 25, 2011, 01:21:31 PM »
According to Phil Rogers the fact that Milwaukee is now commmitted to Ryan Braun through the 2047 season, the Cubs must now pursue Pujols at whatever price.  Makes perfectly good sense to me. 
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2495 on: April 25, 2011, 01:43:28 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 25, 2011, 01:21:31 PM
According to Phil Rogers the fact that Milwaukee is now commmitted to Ryan Braun through the 2047 season, the Cubs must now pursue Pujols at whatever price.  Makes perfectly good sense to me. 

Or maybe, they just go after Prince since Milwaukee just essentially told him that they're not going to sign him.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2496 on: April 25, 2011, 01:45:57 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on April 25, 2011, 01:43:28 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 25, 2011, 01:21:31 PM
According to Phil Rogers the fact that Milwaukee is now commmitted to Ryan Braun through the 2047 season, the Cubs must now pursue Pujols at whatever price.  Makes perfectly good sense to me. 

Or maybe, they just go after Prince since Milwaukee just essentially told him that they're not going to sign him.

I would like to see Prince rather than a 38-year old Albert.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2497 on: April 25, 2011, 01:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2011, 01:45:57 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 25, 2011, 01:43:28 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 25, 2011, 01:21:31 PM
According to Phil Rogers the fact that Milwaukee is now commmitted to Ryan Braun through the 2047 season, the Cubs must now pursue Pujols at whatever price.  Makes perfectly good sense to me. 

Or maybe, they just go after Prince since Milwaukee just essentially told him that they're not going to sign him.

I would like to see Prince rather than a 38-year old Albert.

This.  Although Pujols on a shorter contract (five years?) would be fine if they can't get Prince.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2498 on: April 25, 2011, 01:49:08 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 25, 2011, 01:47:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2011, 01:45:57 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 25, 2011, 01:43:28 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 25, 2011, 01:21:31 PM
According to Phil Rogers the fact that Milwaukee is now commmitted to Ryan Braun through the 2047 season, the Cubs must now pursue Pujols at whatever price.  Makes perfectly good sense to me. 

Or maybe, they just go after Prince since Milwaukee just essentially told him that they're not going to sign him.

I would like to see Prince rather than a 38-year old Albert.

This.  Although Pujols on a shorter contract (five years?) would be fine if they can't get Prince.

If Pujols is going to sign something as short as a 5-year deal, it's going to be with St. Louis.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2499 on: April 25, 2011, 01:51:12 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on April 25, 2011, 01:49:08 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 25, 2011, 01:47:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2011, 01:45:57 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 25, 2011, 01:43:28 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 25, 2011, 01:21:31 PM
According to Phil Rogers the fact that Milwaukee is now commmitted to Ryan Braun through the 2047 season, the Cubs must now pursue Pujols at whatever price.  Makes perfectly good sense to me. 

Or maybe, they just go after Prince since Milwaukee just essentially told him that they're not going to sign him.

I would like to see Prince rather than a 38-year old Albert.

This.  Although Pujols on a shorter contract (five years?) would be fine if they can't get Prince.

If Pujols is going to sign something as short as a 5-year deal, it's going to be with St. Louis.

I'd also take Fatso over Pujols. The guy is at least 5 years older than he says he is right now, he's going to get a 10 year deal and there's no way he'll be worth the full length of it.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2500 on: April 25, 2011, 02:06:40 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on April 25, 2011, 01:49:08 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 25, 2011, 01:47:30 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2011, 01:45:57 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 25, 2011, 01:43:28 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 25, 2011, 01:21:31 PM
According to Phil Rogers the fact that Milwaukee is now commmitted to Ryan Braun through the 2047 season, the Cubs must now pursue Pujols at whatever price.  Makes perfectly good sense to me. 

Or maybe, they just go after Prince since Milwaukee just essentially told him that they're not going to sign him.

I would like to see Prince rather than a 38-year old Albert.

This.  Although Pujols on a shorter contract (five years?) would be fine if they can't get Prince.

If Pujols is going to sign something as short as a 5-year deal, it's going to be with St. Louis.

Not if the Cubs overpay on the annual value, which they totally would.  Maybe something similar to Sabathia's contract where he can opt out early for more money.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2501 on: April 25, 2011, 02:08:13 PM »
I'm really excited for Chuck to start hating Prince Fielder more as a Cub than he does as a Brewer.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2502 on: April 25, 2011, 02:10:39 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2011, 02:08:13 PM
I'm really excited for Chuck to start hating Prince Fielder more as a Cub than he does as a Brewer.

Hopefully Soriano will bat after Fielder in the order for some epic FYCs.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2503 on: April 25, 2011, 02:14:45 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 25, 2011, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2011, 02:08:13 PM
I'm really excited for Chuck to start hating Prince Fielder more as a Cub than he does as a Brewer.

Hopefully Soriano will bat after Fielder in the order for some epic FYCs.

I think Castro would see a lot of straight stuff (poss hje) batting in front of the Fat Prince. I'd be ok with retaining Ramirez for one more year to bat fifth. I don't know if I could afford him though. I'm not rich or anything.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2504 on: April 25, 2011, 02:17:34 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 25, 2011, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 25, 2011, 02:10:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 25, 2011, 02:08:13 PM
I'm really excited for Chuck to start hating Prince Fielder more as a Cub than he does as a Brewer.

Hopefully Soriano will bat after Fielder in the order for some epic FYCs.

I think Castro would see a lot of straight stuff (poss hje) batting in front of the Fat Prince. I'd be ok with retaining Ramirez for one more year to bat fifth. I don't know if I could afford him though. I'm not rich or anything.

You're going to get Aramis on a 1-year deal?

Assuming he has a decent year, he's going to be the best 3B on the market.
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