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morpheus

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2520 on: May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM »
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2521 on: May 12, 2011, 08:51:43 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2522 on: May 12, 2011, 08:52:11 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?

Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2523 on: May 12, 2011, 08:53:50 AM »
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?

Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.

TWO THOUSAND AND NINE FACE.

A FB friend who is also a St. Louis Cardinal AND Dallas Cowboy fan posted it today.  I just assumed it was new.  I fail at Internet life.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2524 on: May 12, 2011, 09:08:40 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?

Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.

TWO THOUSAND AND NINE FACE.

A FB friend who is also a St. Louis Cardinal AND Dallas Cowboy fan posted it today.  I just assumed it was new.  I fail at Internet life.

To be fair, SKO should know better than to think anyone ever clicked on a youtube thread link.
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2525 on: May 12, 2011, 09:10:09 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 12, 2011, 09:08:40 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?

Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.

TWO THOUSAND AND NINE FACE.

A FB friend who is also a St. Louis Cardinal AND Dallas Cowboy fan posted it today.  I just assumed it was new.  I fail at Internet life.

To be fair, SKO should know better than to think anyone ever clicked on a youtube thread link.

We have youtube links now?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2526 on: May 12, 2011, 09:16:43 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 12, 2011, 09:10:09 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 12, 2011, 09:08:40 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?

Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.

TWO THOUSAND AND NINE FACE.

A FB friend who is also a St. Louis Cardinal AND Dallas Cowboy fan posted it today.  I just assumed it was new.  I fail at Internet life.

To be fair, SKO should know better than to think anyone ever clicked on a youtube thread link.

We have youtube links now?

What's a "youtube?"
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2527 on: May 12, 2011, 09:28:28 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 12, 2011, 09:16:43 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 12, 2011, 09:10:09 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 12, 2011, 09:08:40 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?

Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.

TWO THOUSAND AND NINE FACE.

A FB friend who is also a St. Louis Cardinal AND Dallas Cowboy fan posted it today.  I just assumed it was new.  I fail at Internet life.

To be fair, SKO should know better than to think anyone ever clicked on a youtube thread link.

We have youtube links now?

What's a "youtube?"

Did that boy in the Nixon t-shirt just ask "what's a battle?"
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Gilgamesh

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2528 on: May 12, 2011, 09:49:39 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 12, 2011, 09:28:28 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 12, 2011, 09:16:43 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 12, 2011, 09:10:09 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 12, 2011, 09:08:40 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 12, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 12, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
Words fail me.  Colby Rasmus?

Quote from: SKO on August 28, 2009, 04:21:27 PM
http://deadspin.com/5347419/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-night oh teenage girl cardinal fans obsessed with mediocre players make the best rappers.

TWO THOUSAND AND NINE FACE.

A FB friend who is also a St. Louis Cardinal AND Dallas Cowboy fan posted it today.  I just assumed it was new.  I fail at Internet life.

To be fair, SKO should know better than to think anyone ever clicked on a youtube thread link.

We have youtube links now?

What's a "youtube?"

Did that boy in the Nixon t-shirt just ask "what's a battle?"

No, he said, "What's that rattle?" It's about the heating duct.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2529 on: May 12, 2011, 12:25:09 PM »
Oh Great Internet, whatever happened to Elias Coblentz?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2530 on: May 12, 2011, 02:35:21 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 12, 2011, 12:25:09 PM
Oh Great Internet, whatever happened to Elias Coblentz?

CT retired that character years ago.  I think he was replaced by 'Fro Dog'.

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