Mark Mulder sploogefest

[Andy]

He's still going, but so far:

3 IP
8 hits
6 runs
6 earned
1 walk
1 K
1 HR (3-run shot by Ronny Paulino)
18.00 ERA

He has gotten Cesar Izturis out three times, though.  So he's got that going for him.

[KD]

Fucking motherfucker.  Fucking motherfucked fucking fuck-fucker.

[Taylor]

Fucking motherfucker.  Fucking motherfucked fucking fuck-fucker.

Please try to contain your joy.

[Down In Front]

Whither Roy Hobbs, and his assumed, inaccurate generalizations about us?

[KD]

Fucking motherfucker.  Fucking motherfucked fucking fuck-fucker.

Please try to contain your joy.

I forgot to throw in a "lefty" in the midst of the rant.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Maroth, Mulder, Reyes and Kip Fucking Wells? Two converted relievers in Looper and Wainwright? A DFA in Piniero? How does BC sleep at night?

Cards had their unexplainable run, they'll fade. Badly.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

Maroth, Mulder, Reyes and Kip Fucking Wells? Two converted relievers in Looper and Wainwright? A DFA in Piniero? How does BC sleep at night?

Cards had their unexplainable run, they'll fade. Badly.

He sleeps well because he always confuses Kip Wells with Kip Winger.

[Kwyjibo]

Maroth, Mulder, Reyes and Kip Fucking Wells? Two converted relievers in Looper and Wainwright? A DFA in Piniero? How does BC sleep at night?

Cards had their unexplainable run, they'll fade. Badly.

He sleeps well because he always confuses Kip Wells with Kip Winger.

The blow-dried chest hairs are awesome.

Does this mean they'll send Mulder for the make-up game on Monday?

[Taylor]

Maroth, Mulder, Reyes and Kip Fucking Wells? Two converted relievers in Looper and Wainwright? A DFA in Piniero? How does BC sleep at night?

Cards had their unexplainable run, they'll fade. Badly.

He sleeps well because he always confuses Kip Wells with Kip Winger.

The blow-dried chest hairs are awesome.

Does this mean they'll send Mulder for the make-up game on Monday?

I check CBS Sportsline for the upcoming pitching match ups. According to that he's not due to pitch until Tuesday against the Reds. The Deadbirds have Mike Maroth starting tonight so that should be fun. The Pirates counter with a AAA call up making his first start tonight.

[Kwyjibo]

Maroth, Mulder, Reyes and Kip Fucking Wells? Two converted relievers in Looper and Wainwright? A DFA in Piniero? How does BC sleep at night?

Cards had their unexplainable run, they'll fade. Badly.

He sleeps well because he always confuses Kip Wells with Kip Winger.

The blow-dried chest hairs are awesome.

Does this mean they'll send Mulder for the make-up game on Monday?

I check CBS Sportsline for the upcoming pitching match ups. According to that he's not due to pitch until Tuesday against the Reds. The Deadbirds have Mike Maroth starting tonight so that should be fun. The Pirates counter with a AAA call up making his first start tonight.

CBS doesn't have probables for the makeup game. A winner is us.

[RoyHobbs]

wow, you guys sure have a lot of confidence for a team that's 2 games up on a really shitty team from down south. If this was the year for them to win it all(or even just the division), why wouldn't the Cubs be 10 games up on everybody in a shitty division?

Assumed inaccurate generalizations? They aren't inaccurate if the season isn't over yet. Still plenty of baaseball left. 

   

[Dave B]

Maroth, Mulder, Reyes and Kip Fucking Wells? Two converted relievers in Looper and Wainwright? A DFA in Piniero? How does BC sleep at night?

Cards had their unexplainable run, they'll fade. Badly.

He sleeps well because he always confuses Kip Wells with Kip Winger.

The blow-dried chest hairs are awesome.

Does this mean they'll send Mulder for the make-up game on Monday?

I check CBS Sportsline for the upcoming pitching match ups. According to that he's not due to pitch until Tuesday against the Reds. The Deadbirds have Mike Maroth starting tonight so that should be fun. The Pirates counter with a AAA call up making his first start tonight.

All signs point to a Kip Wells-Ted Lilly match-up in Wrigley on Monday (according to mlb.com and the Post-Dispatch).

[Internet Apex]

wow, you guys sure have a lot of confidence for a team that's 2 games up on a really shitty team from down south. If this was the year for them to win it all(or even just the division), why wouldn't the Cubs be 10 games up on everybody in a shitty division?

Assumed inaccurate generalizations? They aren't inaccurate if the season isn't over yet. Still plenty of baaseball left. 

   

Oh, there it is.

Confidence? I must have skipped over the confidence thread and went right onto "Fuck the Gutless Assholes" thread and it's cousin, the "Trax Sploogefest!11!!!11eleven" thread. There are numerous others too numerous to count.

But you go, Roy. Keep doing what you do. BC needs someone to keep him company and you're just the guy to cuddle with him when the nightlight finally burns out.

[Dave B]

wow, you guys sure have a lot of confidence for a team that's 2 games up on a really shitty team from down south. If this was the year for them to win it all(or even just the division), why wouldn't the Cubs be 10 games up on everybody in a shitty division?

Assumed inaccurate generalizations? They aren't inaccurate if the season isn't over yet. Still plenty of baaseball left. 

   

Hey Roy, the Cards didn't exactly dominate the shitty NL Central during "their year" last season. In fact, they nearly folded the last two weeks.

[Kwyjibo]

wow, you guys sure have a lot of confidence for a team that's 2 games up on a really shitty team from down south. If this was the year for them to win it all(or even just the division), why wouldn't the Cubs be 10 games up on everybody in a shitty division?

Assumed inaccurate generalizations? They aren't inaccurate if the season isn't over yet. Still plenty of baaseball left. 

   

Rather than pile on, I'll just commend your use of the Dutch spelling.