Bulls are insignificant right now.

[Eli]

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nba/news/story?id=5646081

5 years 60 mil for Noah.   

I know this is a few days old now, but I still cannot believe that Noah turned into a guy who could receive a 5 year/$60 million contract that didn't seem crazy.

Of all my incredibly accurate and insightful predictions about athletes, this one was waaaaay off the mark.

You're not alone. I had a friend who claimed the second the Bulls drafted Noah that he'd never watch another game with that clown on the team. Well he's a pretty damn good clown.

Meanwhile, I liked the pick.

Small font, because it doesn't make me look as smart: The bulk of my argument was, "Well, I don't know who else the Bulls should pick at that spot, so why not Noah?"

[air2300]

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nba/news/story?id=5646081

5 years 60 mil for Noah.   

I know this is a few days old now, but I still cannot believe that Noah turned into a guy who could receive a 5 year/$60 million contract that didn't seem crazy.

Of all my incredibly accurate and insightful predictions about athletes, this one was waaaaay off the mark.

You're not alone. I had a friend who claimed the second the Bulls drafted Noah that he'd never watch another game with that clown on the team. Well he's a pretty damn good clown.

I am a Gators fan who rooted for Noah for four years and I didn't like the pick.  I am just glad it all worked out. 

[Quality Start Machine]

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nba/news/story?id=5646081

5 years 60 mil for Noah.   

I know this is a few days old now, but I still cannot believe that Noah turned into a guy who could receive a 5 year/$60 million contract that didn't seem crazy.

Of all my incredibly accurate and insightful predictions about athletes, this one was waaaaay off the mark.

You're not alone. I had a friend who claimed the second the Bulls drafted Noah that he'd never watch another game with that clown on the team. Well he's a pretty damn good clown.

I am a Gators fan who rooted for Noah for four years and I didn't like the pick.  I am just glad it all worked out. 

GO GATA

[Internet Apex]

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nba/news/story?id=5646081

5 years 60 mil for Noah.   

I know this is a few days old now, but I still cannot believe that Noah turned into a guy who could receive a 5 year/$60 million contract that didn't seem crazy.

Of all my incredibly accurate and insightful predictions about athletes, this one was waaaaay off the mark.

You're not alone. I had a friend who claimed the second the Bulls drafted Noah that he'd never watch another game with that clown on the team. Well he's a pretty damn good clown.

I am a Gators fan who rooted for Noah for four years and I didn't like the pick.  I am just glad it all worked out. 

GO GATA

I still hope the son of a bitch dies but it was a good pick and good signing. Yay.

[air2300]

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nba/news/story?id=5646081

5 years 60 mil for Noah.   

I know this is a few days old now, but I still cannot believe that Noah turned into a guy who could receive a 5 year/$60 million contract that didn't seem crazy.

Of all my incredibly accurate and insightful predictions about athletes, this one was waaaaay off the mark.

You're not alone. I had a friend who claimed the second the Bulls drafted Noah that he'd never watch another game with that clown on the team. Well he's a pretty damn good clown.

I am a Gators fan who rooted for Noah for four years and I didn't like the pick.  I am just glad it all worked out. 

GO GATA

Racist. 

[PenPho]

Reading between the lines here, it sounds like Asik is either going to be the next Olajuwon or the next Moses.

Either way, it's gonna be awesome.

[Eli]

Reading between the lines here, it sounds like Asik is either going to be the next Olajuwon or the next Moses.

Either way, it's gonna be awesome.

I like the flexibility the Bulls have with the roster, being able to go big or small as needed.  A Rose/Brewer/Deng/Noah/Asik lineup only has one player under 6-7, but they could also put Rose and Miles in the backcourt and literally run circles around their opponents, which would be awesome.  Hopefully being able to mix and match as needed can get them through Boozer's injury.

[Richard Chuggar]

Reading between the lines here, it sounds like Asik is either going to be the next Olajuwon or the next Moses.

Either way, it's gonna be awesome.

I like the flexibility the Bulls have with the roster, being able to go big or small as needed.  A Rose/Brewer/Deng/Noah/Asik lineup only has one player under 6-7, but they could also put Rose and Miles in the backcourt and literally run circles around their opponents, which would be awesome.  Hopefully being able to mix and match as needed can get them through Boozer's injury.

Not to mention that Korver is white

[PenPho]

Reading between the lines here, it sounds like Asik is either going to be the next Olajuwon or the next Moses.

Either way, it's gonna be awesome.

I like the flexibility the Bulls have with the roster, being able to go big or small as needed.  A Rose/Brewer/Deng/Noah/Asik lineup only has one player under 6-7, but they could also put Rose and Miles in the backcourt and literally run circles around their opponents, which would be awesome.  Hopefully being able to mix and match as needed can get them through Boozer's injury.

Is Miles a nickname for someone (C.J. Watson?) or a player I'm unaware of?

[Yeti]

Reading between the lines here, it sounds like Asik is either going to be the next Olajuwon or the next Moses.

Either way, it's gonna be awesome.

I like the flexibility the Bulls have with the roster, being able to go big or small as needed.  A Rose/Brewer/Deng/Noah/Asik lineup only has one player under 6-7, but they could also put Rose and Miles in the backcourt and literally run circles around their opponents, which would be awesome.  Hopefully being able to mix and match as needed can get them through Boozer's injury.

Is Miles a nickname for someone (C.J. Watson?) or a player I'm unaware of?

Boobie Miles is making a comeback.

[Eli]

Reading between the lines here, it sounds like Asik is either going to be the next Olajuwon or the next Moses.

Either way, it's gonna be awesome.

I like the flexibility the Bulls have with the roster, being able to go big or small as needed.  A Rose/Brewer/Deng/Noah/Asik lineup only has one player under 6-7, but they could also put Rose and Miles in the backcourt and literally run circles around their opponents, which would be awesome.  Hopefully being able to mix and match as needed can get them through Boozer's injury.

Is Miles a nickname for someone (C.J. Watson?) or a player I'm unaware of?

God damn it. There goes my 6,462-post errorless streak.

[Bort]

Reading between the lines here, it sounds like Asik is either going to be the next Olajuwon or the next Moses.

Either way, it's gonna be awesome.

I like the flexibility the Bulls have with the roster, being able to go big or small as needed.  A Rose/Brewer/Deng/Noah/Asik lineup only has one player under 6-7, but they could also put Rose and Miles in the backcourt and literally run circles around their opponents, which would be awesome.  Hopefully being able to mix and match as needed can get them through Boozer's injury.

Is Miles a nickname for someone (C.J. Watson?) or a player I'm unaware of?

God damn it. There goes my 6,462-post errorless streak.

Errors? I would have thought you wouldn't rely on such a nebulous stat.

[Internet Apex]

Reading between the lines here, it sounds like Asik is either going to be the next Olajuwon or the next Moses.

Either way, it's gonna be awesome.

I like the flexibility the Bulls have with the roster, being able to go big or small as needed.  A Rose/Brewer/Deng/Noah/Asik lineup only has one player under 6-7, but they could also put Rose and Miles in the backcourt and literally run circles around their opponents, which would be awesome.  Hopefully being able to mix and match as needed can get them through Boozer's injury.

Is Miles a nickname for someone (C.J. Watson?) or a player I'm unaware of?

God damn it. There goes my 6,462-post errorless streak.

Errors? I would have thought you wouldn't rely on such a nebulous stat.

Even Eli is apt to cherry pick when the fruit hangs low enough. (||)

[Ivy6]

Per Bodog...Bulls over/under is 46 wins.  Who's with me on the over?

Other notables:

Heat 64
Lakers 56
Magic 54
Celtics 54
Hawks 46
Bucks 45

I don't bet, but if I did- Nuggets at 43 wins would undoubtedly be intriguing.  If they trade him, there's no way that team touches .500 right?

[Eli]

Heat 64 (over)
Lakers 56 (under)
Magic 54 (over)
Celtics 54 (under)
Hawks 46 (over)
Bucks 45 (over)

Just so there's another public record of how wrong I can be.