Bulls are insignificant right now.

[Slaky]

I thought it was hilarious how Stacey King was acting all hard on the broadcast like he would be in there cracking skulls. Pip indulged him with something along the lines of "I remember when you would come in and take care of stuff like this" and Stacey said, very seriously "Oh yeah. I didn't mess around." I think the only cracking Stacey did in his playing days was cracking open another crab leg to dip in butter on his way to eating himself out of the league.

Also I'm glad to see the Bulls aren't taking the bait from the white devils on the Pacers. Save Kurt's elbow grease for teams that actually have a chance to beat them.

The Pacers are basically the Shitty Pistons. Or the Shitty Laimbeers. That's what we should call them from now on.

And Stacey - you were growing on me a little but every basket in the 4th quarter is not hot sauce. Someone teach this man how to milk a catchphrase.

I am surprised at how bad boozer is playing this opening series. The flying laimbeers are making him look bad.

Not them, just Timler Tebowrough.  The only good game Boozer had, Tyler was out with foul trouble. 

I disagree, however, and really think they should just send Asik in there to just punch Jeff Foster in the face or nuts.  That dude is going to hurt Rose or Deng and mess up this championship run.  Well either that or their terrible free throw shooting.

Timler could use a punch in the face too. I mean, just look at him.

Boozer bitch slapped him a couple of times down the court.  I don't think they should go after him b/c he's so halfretarded that he doesn't care.  He just keeps playing the same spastic way he always does. 

I'm starting to hate McRoberts just as much as Timler and Foster. Let's not forget this asshole.

Jesus. Sounds like I've missed a pretty interesting series.

If you like close games with some thuggery and a superstar dominating each game down the stretch then yes, you've been missing some interesting shit.

[Internet Apex]

I thought it was hilarious how Stacey King was acting all hard on the broadcast like he would be in there cracking skulls. Pip indulged him with something along the lines of "I remember when you would come in and take care of stuff like this" and Stacey said, very seriously "Oh yeah. I didn't mess around." I think the only cracking Stacey did in his playing days was cracking open another crab leg to dip in butter on his way to eating himself out of the league.

Also I'm glad to see the Bulls aren't taking the bait from the white devils on the Pacers. Save Kurt's elbow grease for teams that actually have a chance to beat them.

The Pacers are basically the Shitty Pistons. Or the Shitty Laimbeers. That's what we should call them from now on.

And Stacey - you were growing on me a little but every basket in the 4th quarter is not hot sauce. Someone teach this man how to milk a catchphrase.

I am surprised at how bad boozer is playing this opening series. The flying laimbeers are making him look bad.

Not them, just Timler Tebowrough.  The only good game Boozer had, Tyler was out with foul trouble. 

I disagree, however, and really think they should just send Asik in there to just punch Jeff Foster in the face or nuts.  That dude is going to hurt Rose or Deng and mess up this championship run.  Well either that or their terrible free throw shooting.

Timler could use a punch in the face too. I mean, just look at him.

Boozer bitch slapped him a couple of times down the court.  I don't think they should go after him b/c he's so halfretarded that he doesn't care.  He just keeps playing the same spastic way he always does. 

I'm starting to hate McRoberts just as much as Timler and Foster. Let's not forget this asshole.

Jesus. Sounds like I've missed a pretty interesting series.

If you like close games with some thuggery and a superstar dominating each game down the stretch then yes, you've been missing some interesting shit.

I'm holding out for thuggery and more than one great player on the court at any given time. Maybe next round.

[CT III]

I thought it was hilarious how Stacey King was acting all hard on the broadcast like he would be in there cracking skulls. Pip indulged him with something along the lines of "I remember when you would come in and take care of stuff like this" and Stacey said, very seriously "Oh yeah. I didn't mess around." I think the only cracking Stacey did in his playing days was cracking open another crab leg to dip in butter on his way to eating himself out of the league.

Also I'm glad to see the Bulls aren't taking the bait from the white devils on the Pacers. Save Kurt's elbow grease for teams that actually have a chance to beat them.

The Pacers are basically the Shitty Pistons. Or the Shitty Laimbeers. That's what we should call them from now on.

And Stacey - you were growing on me a little but every basket in the 4th quarter is not hot sauce. Someone teach this man how to milk a catchphrase.

I am surprised at how bad boozer is playing this opening series. The flying laimbeers are making him look bad.

Not them, just Timler Tebowrough.  The only good game Boozer had, Tyler was out with foul trouble. 

I disagree, however, and really think they should just send Asik in there to just punch Jeff Foster in the face or nuts.  That dude is going to hurt Rose or Deng and mess up this championship run.  Well either that or their terrible free throw shooting.

Timler could use a punch in the face too. I mean, just look at him.

Boozer bitch slapped him a couple of times down the court.  I don't think they should go after him b/c he's so halfretarded that he doesn't care.  He just keeps playing the same spastic way he always does. 

I'm starting to hate McRoberts just as much as Timler and Foster. Let's not forget this asshole.

None of this would happen if they'd just dress John Scott.

[R-V]

I thought it was hilarious how Stacey King was acting all hard on the broadcast like he would be in there cracking skulls. Pip indulged him with something along the lines of "I remember when you would come in and take care of stuff like this" and Stacey said, very seriously "Oh yeah. I didn't mess around." I think the only cracking Stacey did in his playing days was cracking open another crab leg to dip in butter on his way to eating himself out of the league.

Also I'm glad to see the Bulls aren't taking the bait from the white devils on the Pacers. Save Kurt's elbow grease for teams that actually have a chance to beat them.

The Pacers are basically the Shitty Pistons. Or the Shitty Laimbeers. That's what we should call them from now on.

And Stacey - you were growing on me a little but every basket in the 4th quarter is not hot sauce. Someone teach this man how to milk a catchphrase.

I am surprised at how bad boozer is playing this opening series. The flying laimbeers are making him look bad.

Not them, just Timler Tebowrough.  The only good game Boozer had, Tyler was out with foul trouble. 

I disagree, however, and really think they should just send Asik in there to just punch Jeff Foster in the face or nuts.  That dude is going to hurt Rose or Deng and mess up this championship run.  Well either that or their terrible free throw shooting.

Timler could use a punch in the face too. I mean, just look at him.

Boozer bitch slapped him a couple of times down the court.  I don't think they should go after him b/c he's so halfretarded that he doesn't care.  He just keeps playing the same spastic way he always does. 

I'm starting to hate McRoberts just as much as Timler and Foster. Let's not forget this asshole.

Basically every white player on the Shitty Laimbeers needs to get hit by a train covered in pain juice.

[Slaky]

I thought it was hilarious how Stacey King was acting all hard on the broadcast like he would be in there cracking skulls. Pip indulged him with something along the lines of "I remember when you would come in and take care of stuff like this" and Stacey said, very seriously "Oh yeah. I didn't mess around." I think the only cracking Stacey did in his playing days was cracking open another crab leg to dip in butter on his way to eating himself out of the league.

Also I'm glad to see the Bulls aren't taking the bait from the white devils on the Pacers. Save Kurt's elbow grease for teams that actually have a chance to beat them.

The Pacers are basically the Shitty Pistons. Or the Shitty Laimbeers. That's what we should call them from now on.

And Stacey - you were growing on me a little but every basket in the 4th quarter is not hot sauce. Someone teach this man how to milk a catchphrase.

I am surprised at how bad boozer is playing this opening series. The flying laimbeers are making him look bad.

Not them, just Timler Tebowrough.  The only good game Boozer had, Tyler was out with foul trouble. 

I disagree, however, and really think they should just send Asik in there to just punch Jeff Foster in the face or nuts.  That dude is going to hurt Rose or Deng and mess up this championship run.  Well either that or their terrible free throw shooting.

Timler could use a punch in the face too. I mean, just look at him.

Boozer bitch slapped him a couple of times down the court.  I don't think they should go after him b/c he's so halfretarded that he doesn't care.  He just keeps playing the same spastic way he always does. 

I'm starting to hate McRoberts just as much as Timler and Foster. Let's not forget this asshole.

Jesus. Sounds like I've missed a pretty interesting series.

If you like close games with some thuggery and a superstar dominating each game down the stretch then yes, you've been missing some interesting shit.

I'm holding out for thuggery and more than one great player on the court at any given time. Maybe next round.

You are not unwise for saying so.

[Internet Apex]

I thought it was hilarious how Stacey King was acting all hard on the broadcast like he would be in there cracking skulls. Pip indulged him with something along the lines of "I remember when you would come in and take care of stuff like this" and Stacey said, very seriously "Oh yeah. I didn't mess around." I think the only cracking Stacey did in his playing days was cracking open another crab leg to dip in butter on his way to eating himself out of the league.

Also I'm glad to see the Bulls aren't taking the bait from the white devils on the Pacers. Save Kurt's elbow grease for teams that actually have a chance to beat them.

The Pacers are basically the Shitty Pistons. Or the Shitty Laimbeers. That's what we should call them from now on.

And Stacey - you were growing on me a little but every basket in the 4th quarter is not hot sauce. Someone teach this man how to milk a catchphrase.

I am surprised at how bad boozer is playing this opening series. The flying laimbeers are making him look bad.

Not them, just Timler Tebowrough.  The only good game Boozer had, Tyler was out with foul trouble. 

I disagree, however, and really think they should just send Asik in there to just punch Jeff Foster in the face or nuts.  That dude is going to hurt Rose or Deng and mess up this championship run.  Well either that or their terrible free throw shooting.

Timler could use a punch in the face too. I mean, just look at him.

Boozer bitch slapped him a couple of times down the court.  I don't think they should go after him b/c he's so halfretarded that he doesn't care.  He just keeps playing the same spastic way he always does. 

I'm starting to hate McRoberts just as much as Timler and Foster. Let's not forget this asshole.

Jesus. Sounds like I've missed a pretty interesting series.

If you like close games with some thuggery and a superstar dominating each game down the stretch then yes, you've been missing some interesting shit.

I'm holding out for thuggery and more than one great player on the court at any given time. Maybe next round.

You are not unwise for saying so.

I've resolved to watch some 4th quarters of some playoff games this year. But I just can't watch any Western Conference stuff. I just can't. I'll watch Padres D-Backs before I'd watch Lakers-Suprs. But there are some compelling games coming up with Miami and Boston and Chicago-Orlando is going to be decent. Patrick Ewing is my favorite assistant coach in the league right now.

[Richard Chuggar]

I thought it was hilarious how Stacey King was acting all hard on the broadcast like he would be in there cracking skulls. Pip indulged him with something along the lines of "I remember when you would come in and take care of stuff like this" and Stacey said, very seriously "Oh yeah. I didn't mess around." I think the only cracking Stacey did in his playing days was cracking open another crab leg to dip in butter on his way to eating himself out of the league.

Also I'm glad to see the Bulls aren't taking the bait from the white devils on the Pacers. Save Kurt's elbow grease for teams that actually have a chance to beat them.

The Pacers are basically the Shitty Pistons. Or the Shitty Laimbeers. That's what we should call them from now on.

And Stacey - you were growing on me a little but every basket in the 4th quarter is not hot sauce. Someone teach this man how to milk a catchphrase.

I am surprised at how bad boozer is playing this opening series. The flying laimbeers are making him look bad.

Not them, just Timler Tebowrough.  The only good game Boozer had, Tyler was out with foul trouble. 

I disagree, however, and really think they should just send Asik in there to just punch Jeff Foster in the face or nuts.  That dude is going to hurt Rose or Deng and mess up this championship run.  Well either that or their terrible free throw shooting.

Timler could use a punch in the face too. I mean, just look at him.

Boozer bitch slapped him a couple of times down the court.  I don't think they should go after him b/c he's so halfretarded that he doesn't care.  He just keeps playing the same spastic way he always does. 

I'm starting to hate McRoberts just as much as Timler and Foster. Let's not forget this asshole.

Jesus. Sounds like I've missed a pretty interesting series.

If you like close games with some thuggery and a superstar dominating each game down the stretch then yes, you've been missing some interesting shit.

I'm holding out for thuggery and more than one great player on the court at any given time. Maybe next round.

You are not unwise for saying so.

I've resolved to watch some 4th quarters of some playoff games this year. But I just can't watch any Western Conference stuff. I just can't. I'll watch Padres D-Backs before I'd watch Lakers-Suprs. But there are some compelling games coming up with Miami and Boston and Chicago-Orlando is going to be decent. Patrick Ewing is my favorite assistant coach in the league right now.

Please never watch another NBA game again and please never post in this thread again.

[Eli]

But I just can't watch any Western Conference stuff. I just can't. 

The Spurs are mostly terrible to watch.  But check out the THUNDERNUGGETS series if you get a chance.  There's been some pretty entertaining basketball from both teams so far.

[Internet Apex]

But I just can't watch any Western Conference stuff. I just can't.  

The Spurs are mostly terrible to watch.  But check out the THUNDERNUGGETS series if you get a chance.  There's been some pretty entertaining basketball from both teams so far.

The Thunder are the fucking truth. I know somebody who looks and sounds like Pen tried to tell me that but, c'mon. I wish they had a player I cared about. Maybe they'll get E'Twaan Moore or something. I hope they come out of the West.

[Internet Apex]

I thought it was hilarious how Stacey King was acting all hard on the broadcast like he would be in there cracking skulls. Pip indulged him with something along the lines of "I remember when you would come in and take care of stuff like this" and Stacey said, very seriously "Oh yeah. I didn't mess around." I think the only cracking Stacey did in his playing days was cracking open another crab leg to dip in butter on his way to eating himself out of the league.

Also I'm glad to see the Bulls aren't taking the bait from the white devils on the Pacers. Save Kurt's elbow grease for teams that actually have a chance to beat them.

The Pacers are basically the Shitty Pistons. Or the Shitty Laimbeers. That's what we should call them from now on.

And Stacey - you were growing on me a little but every basket in the 4th quarter is not hot sauce. Someone teach this man how to milk a catchphrase.

I am surprised at how bad boozer is playing this opening series. The flying laimbeers are making him look bad.

Not them, just Timler Tebowrough.  The only good game Boozer had, Tyler was out with foul trouble. 

I disagree, however, and really think they should just send Asik in there to just punch Jeff Foster in the face or nuts.  That dude is going to hurt Rose or Deng and mess up this championship run.  Well either that or their terrible free throw shooting.

Timler could use a punch in the face too. I mean, just look at him.

Boozer bitch slapped him a couple of times down the court.  I don't think they should go after him b/c he's so halfretarded that he doesn't care.  He just keeps playing the same spastic way he always does. 

I'm starting to hate McRoberts just as much as Timler and Foster. Let's not forget this asshole.

Jesus. Sounds like I've missed a pretty interesting series.

If you like close games with some thuggery and a superstar dominating each game down the stretch then yes, you've been missing some interesting shit.

I'm holding out for thuggery and more than one great player on the court at any given time. Maybe next round.

You are not unwise for saying so.

I've resolved to watch some 4th quarters of some playoff games this year. But I just can't watch any Western Conference stuff. I just can't. I'll watch Padres D-Backs before I'd watch Lakers-Suprs. But there are some compelling games coming up with Miami and Boston and Chicago-Orlando is going to be decent. Patrick Ewing is my favorite assistant coach in the league right now.

Please never watch another NBA game again and please never post in this thread again.

This is the most useful advice you've ever given me.

[BH]

So the bulls couldn't hit anything last night and still almost won when the pacers pooped their britches in the 4th quarter again. Rose's ankle sprain highlights how we need to close out this series and get some rest before the next round.

[Yeti]

So the bulls couldn't hit anything last night and still almost won when the pacers pooped their britches in the 4th quarter again. Rose's ankle sprain highlights how we need to close out this series and get some rest before the next round.

Well if you held up your end of the bargain, BH, then we would, dammit.

[Internet Apex]

So the bulls couldn't hit anything last night and still almost won when the pacers pooped their britches in the 4th quarter again. Rose's ankle sprain highlights how we need to close out this series and get some rest before the next round.

Well if you held up your end of the bargain, BH, then we would, dammit.

If he'd hurry up and hit Jeff Foster over the head with Slezak's purse, the Pacers will slink quietly away. That's how you deal with bullies.

[BH]

Can someone explain Boozer's fascination with grabbing the ball and squeezing it before every free throw, even if the other team is shooting?

[JD]

Are you guys worried about the Grizz?  Thanks.