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SKO

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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1605 on: May 19, 2011, 09:19:08 AM »
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Ignoring Fro-talk...they have to like their chances if they can hold Miami to 85 points a game, no? They really blew their chance to bury the Heat early when they kept getting all of those offensive rebounds and bricking it like they did all night. At some point those shots have to fall........right?

Right.

Alright then. Rock'n'roll.

Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Bulls won't have another game this series where they shoot 34% from the field, 15% from three, and 62% from the free throw line.

So they could do even worse?

DAMN THOSE RICKETTS!
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1606 on: May 19, 2011, 09:51:21 AM »
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2011, 09:19:08 AM
Quote from: R-V on May 19, 2011, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2011, 09:10:38 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 19, 2011, 09:06:41 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 19, 2011, 08:41:13 AM
Ignoring Fro-talk...they have to like their chances if they can hold Miami to 85 points a game, no? They really blew their chance to bury the Heat early when they kept getting all of those offensive rebounds and bricking it like they did all night. At some point those shots have to fall........right?

Right.

Alright then. Rock'n'roll.

Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the Bulls won't have another game this series where they shoot 34% from the field, 15% from three, and 62% from the free throw line.

So they could do even worse?

DAMN THOSE RICKETTS!

They will always shoot shitty free throws
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1607 on: May 19, 2011, 10:10:11 AM »
I think they'll split the next two in Miami. Then we'll see how it plays out from there.

I thought Miami got some extremely unkind rolls in the first game and Wade missed a couple of gimmes. Plus there were definitely some non-foul calls that won't happen in Miami. The Bulls are going to have to play out of their minds to win this series in fewer than seven games.
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1608 on: May 19, 2011, 10:41:55 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 19, 2011, 10:10:11 AM
Plus there were definitely some non-foul calls that won't happen in Miami.

Yeah, in Miami, the refs might call more than five fouls on the Bulls in the first minute of the 2nd quarter.

That aside, the Bulls shot terribly and that's the reason they lost. If Korver isn't going to hit anything (he's made 22 of his last 70 shots), there's really no reason for him to be on the floor -- it's not really the time for the Bulls to force the ball to him so he can work out the kinks in his jumper. And it's probably time to give Taj more minutes than Boozer.  Watching him try to finish around the rim is hard to watch.*

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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1609 on: May 22, 2011, 10:38:14 PM »
Booooooooo
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1610 on: May 23, 2011, 07:50:34 AM »
I hate Chris Bosh. Need help figuring out why. Is it because he's so ugly? Because he poses and grins while hitting wide open jumpshots while the entire defense focuses on 2 of his teammates? To hail that performance last night as "dominating" is an insult to all the truly great playoff performances in the past.

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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1611 on: May 23, 2011, 08:04:29 AM »
Quote from: BH on May 23, 2011, 07:50:34 AM
I hate Chris Bosh. Need help figuring out why. Is it because he's so ugly? Because he poses and grins while hitting wide open jumpshots while the entire defense focuses on 2 of his teammates? To hail that performance last night as "dominating" is an insult to all the truly great playoff performances in the past.

It's the way he has fake muscles and screams and pounds his chest after not doing much.  Pretty much like Huey after he posts.

Although I loved seeing Taj talking major shit to him in the middle of playing D.  (Granted he got torched on a great Bosh spin move, but still).  Somebody needs to take somebody out. 
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1612 on: May 23, 2011, 08:46:32 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 23, 2011, 08:04:29 AM
Quote from: BH on May 23, 2011, 07:50:34 AM
I hate Chris Bosh. Need help figuring out why. Is it because he's so ugly? Because he poses and grins while hitting wide open jumpshots while the entire defense focuses on 2 of his teammates? To hail that performance last night as "dominating" is an insult to all the truly great playoff performances in the past.

It's the way he has fake muscles and screams and pounds his chest after not doing much.  Pretty much like Huey after he posts.


Actually, I just masturbate furiously after I post.
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1613 on: May 23, 2011, 09:01:41 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 23, 2011, 08:04:29 AM
Quote from: BH on May 23, 2011, 07:50:34 AM
I hate Chris Bosh. Need help figuring out why. Is it because he's so ugly? Because he poses and grins while hitting wide open jumpshots while the entire defense focuses on 2 of his teammates? To hail that performance last night as "dominating" is an insult to all the truly great playoff performances in the past.

It's the way he has fake muscles and screams and pounds his chest after not doing much.  Pretty much like Huey after he posts.



So he's like Boozer only less shitty.
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1614 on: May 23, 2011, 11:38:20 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 23, 2011, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 23, 2011, 08:04:29 AM
Quote from: BH on May 23, 2011, 07:50:34 AM
I hate Chris Bosh. Need help figuring out why. Is it because he's so ugly? Because he poses and grins while hitting wide open jumpshots while the entire defense focuses on 2 of his teammates? To hail that performance last night as "dominating" is an insult to all the truly great playoff performances in the past.

It's the way he has fake muscles and screams and pounds his chest after not doing much.  Pretty much like Huey after he posts.



So he's like Boozer only less shitty.

I think Boozer has real muscles.
Or, do you think those are pec implants?
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1615 on: May 23, 2011, 12:02:28 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 23, 2011, 11:38:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 23, 2011, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 23, 2011, 08:04:29 AM
Quote from: BH on May 23, 2011, 07:50:34 AM
I hate Chris Bosh. Need help figuring out why. Is it because he's so ugly? Because he poses and grins while hitting wide open jumpshots while the entire defense focuses on 2 of his teammates? To hail that performance last night as "dominating" is an insult to all the truly great playoff performances in the past.

It's the way he has fake muscles and screams and pounds his chest after not doing much.  Pretty much like Huey after he posts.



So he's like Boozer only less shitty.

I think Boozer has real muscles.
Or, do you think those are pec implants?

I don't know what constitutes a fake muscle so I'm going to go with, "no."
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1616 on: May 23, 2011, 12:49:32 PM »
Pleas for SINCERITY are falling on deaf ears.
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1617 on: May 23, 2011, 01:27:38 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 23, 2011, 12:49:32 PM
Pleas for SINCERITY are falling on deaf ears.

KD?  That faggot!
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1618 on: May 24, 2011, 08:46:14 PM »
Holy shit those two dunks by DRose were unreal
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Re: Bulls are insignificant right now.
« Reply #1619 on: May 24, 2011, 10:38:55 PM »
Well that sucked.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?