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cubbiebluestew

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #105 on: September 04, 2008, 05:11:37 PM »
Just because it is salty doesn't mean it's lox
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #106 on: September 04, 2008, 05:43:23 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 04, 2008, 04:10:01 PM
Quote from: butthead on September 04, 2008, 03:56:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 04, 2008, 03:52:42 PM

I was just at the local Whole Foods, picking up a couple things for dinner.

They had, for $7, a bacon chocolate bar.

$7.

Bacon chocolate.

I'll let you know how it tastes tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow morning? Bullshit. If you really had a bacon chocolate bar, you'd eat it right now.

Here is the candy bar in question.

Before reading this, I asked myself why I was waiting, and went and got the bar.

The chocolate itself is actually pretty good milk chocolate.

The bar overall is kind of like a Nestle's Crunch, only awesomer.

It's crunchy like a Crunch, but the bacon taste is nice and strong.

It's also pretty salty, which works with the chocolate in the same fashion as peanuts or pretzels do.

The streak continues. There is nothing bad that can happen when bacon is involved.

What about the bacon grease incident of 1987?
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #107 on: September 04, 2008, 06:43:50 PM »
Quote from: TDubbs on September 04, 2008, 05:43:23 PM
What about the bacon grease incident of 1987?

Now that was a delicious accident.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #108 on: September 09, 2008, 10:42:28 PM »
Validated by Thrillho - Vicinity WG543441 on or about 102345AUG08

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #109 on: September 10, 2008, 06:10:26 AM »
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #110 on: September 10, 2008, 08:33:34 AM »
Quote from: Fork on September 10, 2008, 06:10:26 AM

What a wonderful world we live in.

Is it too late to change the name of this thread to "Bacon Splooge"?  Cause I just did.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #111 on: September 25, 2008, 11:51:39 AM »
A bacon tiara for Jon and Irish Yeti.

This is just getting silly.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #112 on: September 25, 2008, 11:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Kerm on September 25, 2008, 11:51:39 AM
A bacon tiara for Jon and Irish Yeti.

This is just getting silly.
Bacon and queer in one place? Sign me up!

Don't forget to make BH one for when he watches 90210 in his footie pajamas, drinking mimosas. Actually, you might want to make him several, so he doesn't have to get up for snacks every 3 minutes.
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #113 on: September 25, 2008, 12:01:49 PM »
Quote from: Jon on September 25, 2008, 11:55:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 25, 2008, 11:51:39 AM
A bacon tiara for Jon and Irish Yeti.

This is just getting silly.
Bacon and queer in one place? Sign me up!

Don't forget to make BH one for when he watches 90210 in his footie pajamas, drinking mimosas. Actually, you might want to make him several, so he doesn't have to get up for snacks every 3 minutes.

I drink cosmos.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #114 on: September 25, 2008, 12:45:45 PM »
Quote from: BH on September 25, 2008, 12:01:49 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 25, 2008, 11:55:59 AM
Quote from: Kerm on September 25, 2008, 11:51:39 AM
A bacon tiara for Jon and Irish Yeti.

This is just getting silly.
Bacon and queer in one place? Sign me up!

Don't forget to make BH one for when he watches 90210 in his footie pajamas, drinking mimosas. Actually, you might want to make him several, so he doesn't have to get up for snacks every 3 minutes.

I drink gizz cosmos.

Irish Yeti'd

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #115 on: September 25, 2008, 12:50:25 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on September 25, 2008, 11:51:39 AM
A bacon tiara for Jon and Irish Yeti.

This is just getting silly.

That's very thoughtful Kerm

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #116 on: September 27, 2008, 12:18:54 AM »
Quote from: Kerm on September 25, 2008, 11:51:39 AM
A bacon tiara for Jon and Irish Yeti.

This is just getting silly all domestic fairy-castle.





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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #117 on: September 29, 2008, 10:51:56 AM »
Eat what makes the pig tick instead. Real good for ya.


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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #118 on: September 29, 2008, 11:40:00 AM »
Quote from: 5laky on September 29, 2008, 10:51:56 AM
Eat what makes the pig tick instead. Real good for ya.



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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #119 on: September 29, 2008, 12:26:28 PM »
Quote from: 5laky on September 29, 2008, 10:51:56 AM
Eat what makes the pig tick instead. Real good for ya.


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