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RV

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #255 on: April 15, 2009, 01:07:39 PM »
Let freedom ring: the BA-K-47.


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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #256 on: April 15, 2009, 01:11:33 PM »
Quote from: RV on April 15, 2009, 01:07:39 PM
Let freedom ring: the BA-K-47.



Why did TEC take off his WWJD bracelet?

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #257 on: April 15, 2009, 08:01:08 PM »
Quote from: BH on April 15, 2009, 01:11:33 PM
Quote from: RV on April 15, 2009, 01:07:39 PM
Let freedom ring: the BA-K-47.



Why did TEC take off his WWJD bracelet?

I accidentally burned it off with my bacon plasma torch.
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #258 on: April 23, 2009, 08:17:05 AM »
Good news for all of you reprobates.  Bacon cures hangovers!



QuoteMs Roberts told The Mirror: "Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head."

Researchers also found a complex chemical interaction in the cooking of bacon produces the winning combination of taste and smell which is almost irresistible.

The reaction between amino acids in the bacon and reducing sugars in the fat is what provides the sandwich with its appeal.

Ms Roberts said: "The smell of sizzling bacon in a pan is enough to tempt even the staunchest of vegetarians. There's something deeper going on inside. It's not just the idea of a tasty snack. There is some complex chemistry going on.

"Meat is made of mostly protein and water. Inside the protein, it's made up of building blocks we call amino acids. But also, you need some fat. Anyone who's been on a diet knows if you take all the fat from the meat, it just doesn't taste the same. We need some of the fat to give it the flavour."

She explained that the reaction released hundreds of smells and flavours but it is the smell which reels in the eater. "Smell and taste are really closely linked," she said. "If we couldn't smell then taste wouldn't be the same."

Sounds like the study was an excuse to spend the research funding on booze and bacon.  Nice gig if you can get it.
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #259 on: April 24, 2009, 09:02:58 AM »
Deep-fried gyro meat? You bet your ass.
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #260 on: April 27, 2009, 09:51:46 AM »
Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #261 on: April 27, 2009, 10:07:08 AM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 27, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
Revenge of the Pig...

Does turkey bacon count?  I thought it was thrice reassortant.
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #262 on: April 27, 2009, 10:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on April 27, 2009, 10:07:08 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 27, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
Revenge of the Pig...

Does turkey bacon count?  I thought it was thrice reassortant.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #263 on: April 27, 2009, 10:34:39 AM »
Quote from: Tank on April 27, 2009, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 27, 2009, 10:07:08 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 27, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
Revenge of the Pig...

Does turkey bacon count?  I thought it was thrice reassortant.

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[ angered throb ]

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I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #264 on: May 06, 2009, 09:30:41 AM »
Nutrisystem it ain't.  You have to sit through the network promo. 

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #265 on: May 06, 2009, 09:47:52 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 06, 2009, 09:30:41 AM
Nutrisystem it ain't.  You have to sit through the network promo. 

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #266 on: May 06, 2009, 10:01:31 AM »
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 06, 2009, 09:30:41 AM
Nutrisystem it ain't.  You have to sit through the network promo. 

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n

Road Trip!

BH will be pleased.  http://www.heartattackgrill.com/350.html

QuoteAnyone over 350Lbs eats for FREE... All Day - Every Day Unlimited!!
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #267 on: May 06, 2009, 11:34:56 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2009, 10:01:31 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 06, 2009, 09:30:41 AM
Nutrisystem it ain't.  You have to sit through the network promo. 

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n

Road Trip!

BH will be pleased.  http://www.heartattackgrill.com/350.html

QuoteAnyone over 350Lbs eats for FREE... All Day - Every Day Unlimited!!

So, along with the bonerific menu, the waitresses all dress like nurses.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #268 on: May 06, 2009, 12:16:21 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2009, 11:34:56 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2009, 10:01:31 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 06, 2009, 09:30:41 AM
Nutrisystem it ain't.  You have to sit through the network promo. 

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n

Road Trip!

BH will be pleased.  http://www.heartattackgrill.com/350.html

QuoteAnyone over 350Lbs eats for FREE... All Day - Every Day Unlimited!!

So, along with the bonerific menu, the waitresses all dress like nurses.


So who's in with me on a theme restaurant where the waitresses dress like schoolgirls?
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Re: Bacon Cups
« Reply #269 on: May 06, 2009, 12:18:28 PM »
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2009, 12:16:21 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 06, 2009, 11:34:56 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2009, 10:01:31 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 06, 2009, 09:30:41 AM
Nutrisystem it ain't.  You have to sit through the network promo. 

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n

Road Trip!

BH will be pleased.  http://www.heartattackgrill.com/350.html

QuoteAnyone over 350Lbs eats for FREE... All Day - Every Day Unlimited!!

So, along with the bonerific menu, the waitresses all dress like nurses.


So who's in with me on a theme restaurant where the waitresses dress like schoolgirls?

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