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morpheus

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Re: BananaHands Was Next on His List
« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2009, 09:08:46 AM »
Bump.  http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-uschimp0514,0,383892.story

QuoteNEW HAVEN, Conn. - A chimpanzee that mauled a Connecticut woman had the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in its system, according to toxicology tests, but investigators haven't determined whether the drug played a role in the attack, a prosecutor said Wednesday.

Yeah, giving a human anti-anxiety drug to a chimp sounds like a good idea. 
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Re: BananaHands Was Next on His List
« Reply #46 on: November 12, 2009, 02:44:23 PM »
I'm really sorry to bump this thread, but the lady who got her face eaten off by the chimp was apparently on Oprah.

And I just saw her photo online.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to be the only one who has to deal with that.

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Re: BananaHands Was Next on His List
« Reply #47 on: November 12, 2009, 03:04:47 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on November 12, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
I'm really sorry to bump this thread, but the lady who got her face eaten off by the chimp was apparently on Oprah.

And I just saw her photo online.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to be the only one who has to deal with that.



Jebus.  How does she breathe?  Through her ears?
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: BananaHands Was Next on His List
« Reply #48 on: November 12, 2009, 03:12:50 PM »
Quote from: MAD on November 12, 2009, 03:04:47 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 12, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
I'm really sorry to bump this thread, but the lady who got her face eaten off by the chimp was apparently on Oprah.

And I just saw her photo online.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to be the only one who has to deal with that.



Jebus.  How does she breathe?  Through her ears?

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Re: BananaHands Was Next on His List
« Reply #49 on: November 12, 2009, 03:21:08 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on November 12, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
I'm really sorry to bump this thread, but the lady who got her face eaten off by the chimp was apparently on Oprah.

And I just saw her photo online.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to be the only one who has to deal with that.



Steve Phillips just friended her on Facebook.
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Re: BananaHands Was Next on His List
« Reply #50 on: November 13, 2009, 12:00:20 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on November 12, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
I'm really sorry to bump this thread, but the lady who got her face eaten off by the chimp was apparently on Oprah.

And I just saw her photo online.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to be the only one who has to deal with that.



Jimmy Durante?
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MAD

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Re: BananaHands Was Next on His List
« Reply #51 on: November 13, 2009, 02:08:09 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on November 13, 2009, 12:00:20 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 12, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
I'm really sorry to bump this thread, but the lady who got her face eaten off by the chimp was apparently on Oprah.

And I just saw her photo online.

And I'll be damned if I'm going to be the only one who has to deal with that.



Jimmy Durante?

Ha.

Cha cha cha cha...
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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