Shitty O'Keas

[Tank]

So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?

Yeah, it's going to be me and Weebs talking about our NCAA teams and TDubbs hitting on a 55-year-old widow.  Should be good times.

You forgot about a coked-up John Murray getting all handsy with Weebs withe everyone.

Truth.

In actuality, fool'd

[Weebs]

So there will be some desipiots at Shitty O'Keas tonight right? Or is everyone going to the hockey game instead?

Yeah, it's going to be me and Weebs talking about our NCAA teams and TDubbs hitting on a 55-year-old widow.  Should be good times.

You forgot about a coked-up John Murray getting all handsy with Weebs withe everyone.

Truth.

In actuality, fool'd

Well my good friend JOHN MURRAY is a very friendly guy.

[Tank]

My lawyer compels me to note that I used the term "coked-up" in a strictly figurative sense.

As it stands, I have no hard evidence that John Murray was in fact operating under the influence of illegal narcotics of any kind.

I regret any inference to the contrary.

[TDubbs]

I think it was good times last night, I don't remember various hours of the evening.  Weird.
Thanks to everybody that came over to the CONDO and all the salt you guys brought.  You shouldn't have.

And what Lou Brock jersey was that guy wearing?

[Tank]

I think it was good times last night, I don't remember various hours of the evening.  Weird.
Thanks to everybody that came over to the CONDO and all the salt you guys brought.  You shouldn't have.

And what Lou Brock jersey was that guy wearing?

A St. Cloud Rox minor league jersey.

Like this...

http://all-pro-authentics.stores.yahoo.net/loubr19stclr.html

What a fucking chode.

[Quality Start Machine]

Woke up this morning with a text message, "Where you at, faggot?"

Since it wasn't my mother's phone number, I have no idea who it was. But it made me feel like I was there.

[Tank]

Woke up this morning with a text message, "Where you at, faggot?"

Since it wasn't my mother's phone number, I have no idea who it was. But it made me feel like I was there.

That was me.

Thanks for the timely reply.

[JD]

Where are the pics?

[Philberto]

On Weebs' FACEbook sir.

[Tank]

Where are the pics?

On the Facebook, bro.

[Internet Apex]

I had to work this morning so I didn't pass up a free ride home after the game. (Thanks Fork). But I've seen the pics on Weebs' and I regret missing that party, all the laughs and Butthead's sweet new beard.

[Internet Apex]

Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

[JD]

Would it be droll to plan a bowling outing sometime in the next couple months? Do people still do that? Go bowling?

I enjoy bowling.  It's good, clean, All-American fun.  And the shirts are cool.  Are you guys gonna get shirts made up?

[Weebs]

It was good times.  That Lou Brock faggot was a huge faggot, and I'm convinced he signed it himself as "Lou Brock."  What a chode.

Also, I feel like Morph needs to do something with these:

[Jon]

It was good times.  That Lou Brock faggot was a huge faggot, and I'm convinced he signed it himself as "Lou Brock."  What a chode.

Also, I feel like Morph needs to do something with these:

That just made me, as the kids say, "Laugh Out Loud."