Shitty O'Keas

[Richard Chuggar]

This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

[Weebs]

This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

I'm not going to be allowed upstairs, am I?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

I'm not going to be allowed upstairs, am I?

Just park on the shoulder of the Kennedy and find yourself a nice seat on a curb somewhere.

[Wheezer]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

[Oleg]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You'll know us when you see us.  Like obscenity.

[Yeti]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures

[MAD]

This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

So are y'all going to catch up with TDubbs' soulmates before heading over?

Case in point: "Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal," said Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. He, Pauly Delvecchio and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are expected to invade Chicago on Friday night. Delvecchio and Sorrentino are headed to Lumen, 839 W. Fulton Market, while Polizzi is slated to appear at Manor, 642 N. Clark St.

Isn't 839 W. Fulton like right next door to your place?

[Jon]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

You could look for some from these pictures

Every picture of me from that night is like a "last known photo."

[Kermit IV]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

[Jon]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

For the second year running, I have failed to get a 10.17(c) shirt.

You'll be able to tell me by my long and luxuriant sideburns.

[Richard Chuggar]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

For the second year running, I have failed to get a 10.17(c) shirt.

You'll be able to tell me by my long and luxuriant sideburns.

I'll be the guy beating up nerds and pumping my fists to the beat.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

For the second year running, I have failed to get a 10.17(c) shirt.

You'll be able to tell me by my long and luxuriant sideburns.

They make you look like a girl.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This is the REAL 2010 Insipio Outing!

Chad, is there affordable parking near your parents' CONDO?

For you?  No.
For everybody else, yes.  Fulton is meter free.  And after 6pm you can park on the north side of Fulton and there shouldn't be anybody there.  Also, above the Kennedy/on top of Hubbard's Cave, is an option if you're not spending the night.

So are y'all going to catch up with TDubbs' soulmates before heading over?

Case in point: "Everybody loves me: babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal," said Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. He, Pauly Delvecchio and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are expected to invade Chicago on Friday night. Delvecchio and Sorrentino are headed to Lumen, 839 W. Fulton Market, while Polizzi is slated to appear at Manor, 642 N. Clark St.

Isn't 839 W. Fulton like right next door to your place?

Where would you get that idea?

Only a block from the crib, yo.  Let's do this.  Fuck the Cubs.

[Quality Start Machine]

Why skip Shitty's for these people?

you can have your cake and eat it too.

[Yeti]

So, is there some sort of canonical method for actually identifying this crowd? Green carnations?

And if that doesn't work, I'll have an Essian shirt on.  Unless Jim himself shows up, I expect I'll be the only one.

For the second year running, I have failed to get a 10.17(c) shirt.

You'll be able to tell me by my long and luxuriant sideburns.

I didn't bring my HJE Myspace shirt.

I'll be rocking the redbeard with almost no hair. I hope it looks as hick as it sounds.