Shitty O'Keas

[Gilgamesh]

I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed.

I'd figured the triumvirate was Jack, Jim and Johnnie.

I'm pretty sure Wheezer and I are in it as well. But I was distracted by whether Kermit and Busfield were gonna fight or whether they were gonna fuck. God the sexual tension was thick.

Did Yeti ultimately win the affections of the brunettes?

No, and I'll explain why (besides the obvious reason that I am a fat ugly fuck). So, a good chunk of you know I have a long lost brother I recently found out about. So, he lives up in Lindenhurst. Another important preface is that up until Monday I was dating this girl from Edwardsville but she was from Lindenhurst as well. We are fine now, I guess friends if anything. So, TDubbs is talking to the hot burnette (nice tits) and I come in later and talk to the heavier, "could be cute if she lost 20 pounds" burnette (Linaya). She was nice enough and I realistically knew that if I had a chance with either of them, it would be her. So, I find out they're from Lindenhurst. I mention my brother. She knew the name because she was decent friends with his younger sister (not a blood relative of mine so I'm comfortable saying she is pretty hot). Then, (and even though it wasn't initially a problem, I think it ended up being the killer) I mentioned was "friends" with the girl I dated, Elayna. Well, Linaya said she was really good friends with Elayna. They actually roomed together in Edwardsville for a semester until L (abbreviating because I can) moved back north to go to school. Well, we both texted E and it was confirmed. E told me to "be nice to her" to which I replied "why wouldn't i?". I received a "idk. Are you going to sleep with her". I said that I didn't know and she (E) would know that answer better than I would. Well, I'm not sure what E and L were texting back and forth but I have a feeling it was some cockblocking bullshit. Later, as we were leaving Kerm was doing his best to get them to come back to TDubbs which I think might have helped my chances but they ultimately decided against it. L mentioned they would go out tonight and I got her number and texted her this morning but I have yet to hear anything back. So, probably a complete failure but I don't think it was as bad of a failure as my last failure in Chicago for TDubbs' birthghey. So, there's your story of that. Its a small fucking world. I know that

Well, with that kind of rambling description, I'm surprised she didn't jump at the chance to read your manifesto with you in your private shack in Montana.

[Wheezer]

It would be completely childish to say HOT BURNETZ at this point, right?

[Bort]

My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

[Yeti]

The girl I was talking to last night

and then her, some old broad, and her hot sister (as a blonde though. She had gone to a brunette)

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

So you were hitting on the one in the middle?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

Similarly, I recall remarking how the "Tweetup" room looked like a hospital waiting room.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

Were you around for our stirring rendition of "Bear Down, Chicago Bears"?

[SKO]

My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

Were you around for our stirring rendition of "Bear Down, Chicago Bears"?

Bits and pieces of this night keep coming back to me. Thank you for that one.

[Bort]

My main memory of the night was how sad the audience singalong to the Irish band's version of "Go Cubs, Go" was. It was like visiting a leukemia ward whose funding had just been cut. Just pathetic.

Were you around for our stirring rendition of "Bear Down, Chicago Bears"?

Yes, yes I was. It was indeed stirring, and far more interesting. Especially the shame that was burned into TDubbs' face regarding his internet friends.

Similarly, I recall remarking how the "Tweetup" room looked like a hospital waiting room.

Totally.

[Richard Chuggar]

I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.

Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

[SKO]

I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.

Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

[Gilgamesh]

I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.

Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

Yeah, taking care of my father is so dumb and gay. Jeez. Why didn't I think of that before?

Thanks for setting me straight. Fuck family!

[Bort]

I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.

Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

Yeah, taking care of my father is so dumb and gay. Jeez. Why didn't I think of that before?

Thanks for setting me straight. Fuck family!

Your sister is kind of a bitch. Just sayin'...

[Gilgamesh]

I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.

Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

Yeah, taking care of my father is so dumb and gay. Jeez. Why didn't I think of that before?

Thanks for setting me straight. Fuck family!

Your sister is kind of a bitch. Just sayin'...

Yeah, no, that is true.

I will not deny this.

[Yeti]

I've made some poor life choices, but you fuckers top them all. I wanna say the triumvirate was more than that. I remember Huey, Pre, Yeti, and I think Morts all contributed. I don't know though. Everything after Andy and Gordo going at it gets a little hazy. I remember Hendry telling me he had no more big moves and 88-90 wins was what he expects, and calling Woo Woo a fucking bum, and telling Kenney to "put a god damn winner on the field." I remember DadPex being the coolest sonofabitch there. I remember telling the waitress TDubbs was flirting with that we were internet chatroom friends. Something about slingblade. And Bruce Miles is fucking awesome.

Did Hendry really come in? Fuck.

I was able to tell Crane Kenney, "You know there really is no such thing as a Billy Goat Curse, right?  Right?"  And he proceeded to throw that Orthodox priest and the media under the bus in one fell swoop.    Whatadouche.

In fairness to him, though, I'm pretty sure he was still reeling from being berated by flannj for a solid 15 minutes prior to that.

DON'T MAKE ME SUBPOENA ALL OF YOU FOR TESTIMONY REGARDING LAST NIGHT!!!

Who was privy to this flannj/Kenney discussion?  Obviously flannj, but anyone else?

Maybe you should show up next time you dumbfuck

When he's right, he's right.

Yeah, taking care of my father is so dumb and gay. Jeez. Why didn't I think of that before?

Thanks for setting me straight. Fuck family!

Your sister is kind of a bitch. Just sayin'...

Yeah, no, that is true.

I will not deny this.

I just fucked her. Hard