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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #615 on: January 16, 2011, 10:19:29 AM »
I really wish I would have read this thread before today.   
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #616 on: January 16, 2011, 10:30:03 AM »
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

That's beautiful.  I left a lttile before last call so I missed that.

When you add it up, Crane must have felt like Montgomery Burns after deciding to stop into Moe's for a drink after he had sold the power plant to the Germans.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #617 on: January 16, 2011, 10:39:03 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 16, 2011, 10:30:03 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

That's beautiful.  I left a lttile before last call so I missed that.

When you add it up, Crane must have felt like Montgomery Burns after deciding to stop into Moe's for a drink after he had sold the power plant to the Germans.

I have a feeling that you looked this episode up before you made the reference to make sure it wasn't the Dutch or something.

It, nevertheless, made me smile.  "The land of chocolate!"
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #618 on: January 16, 2011, 10:47:19 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 16, 2011, 10:39:03 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 16, 2011, 10:30:03 AM
Quote from: Andy on January 15, 2011, 10:21:32 PM
He just wandered off.  But on our way out, Crane was holding court with a bunch of suits in the little room where Julie and her gang had been festering all night but had since abandoned in search of an Old Country Buffet.  I stuck my head in and said, drunkenly, "Hey Crane!"  He looked up and with a big shit eating grin I said, "Go fuck yourself."  That felt good.  I didn't even yell it, just said it kind of matter of factly.  I thought I really nailed the delivery.

That's beautiful.  I left a lttile before last call so I missed that.

When you add it up, Crane must have felt like Montgomery Burns after deciding to stop into Moe's for a drink after he had sold the power plant to the Germans.

I have a feeling that you looked this episode up before you made the reference to make sure it wasn't the Dutch or something.

It, nevertheless, made me smile.  "The land of chocolate!"

Look--I know I'm not a Level I Simpsons Geek like you CT, Jon, Thrill and TEC, but come on.  Seriously?
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #619 on: January 16, 2011, 07:59:25 PM »
I doff the chapeau to all of you rabble-rousing mofos.... well done.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #620 on: January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM »

After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #621 on: January 18, 2011, 11:36:09 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM
After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.

What a horrible fucking website that is.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #622 on: January 18, 2011, 11:38:53 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 11:36:09 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM
After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.

What a horrible fucking website that is.

Sheer fucking brilliance.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #623 on: January 18, 2011, 11:44:27 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 11:38:53 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 18, 2011, 11:36:09 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 18, 2011, 10:42:32 AM
After reading about the Heckler's hijinks, it's clear you guys are the true heroes.

What a horrible fucking website that is.

Sheer fucking brilliance.

Consider me humbled.

Oh, how...
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #624 on: January 18, 2011, 11:51:18 AM »
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #625 on: January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM »
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #626 on: January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #627 on: January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM »
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

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They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #628 on: January 18, 2011, 12:29:31 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 18, 2011, 12:27:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.
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Re: Shitty O'Keas
« Reply #629 on: January 18, 2011, 12:38:40 PM »
Quote from: Bort on January 18, 2011, 12:16:27 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

Seams logically correct to me.
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