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Tool Academy
« on: January 12, 2009, 09:18:04 AM »
Watch it.  Now.
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 09:34:57 AM »
I don't get this KurtEvans Photoshop at all

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 12:51:55 PM »
Is this a show about Al Yellon's alma mater?
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 12:53:50 PM »

Visanthe teaches on-air interview techniques.
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2009, 01:08:19 PM »
Thom Brennaman and Joe Buck teach how to be shitty broadcasters.

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2009, 10:24:23 PM »
My money is on Shawn. That dude >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MATSUFLEX

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 07:22:58 AM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on January 12, 2009, 10:24:23 PM
My money is on Shawn. That dude >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MATSUFLEX

The dude that got kicked off the show last night has one smokin' hot girlfriend.  Unfortunately, she's a full retard for hanging with that doucheballoon.
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 06:41:30 PM »
All those girls are retarded for being with those guys.  As for MATSUFLEX he's ok but MEGA provides better comedy gold.
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 AM »
MATSUFLEX and TDUBBS both buy their man-panties at the same place.
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 02:02:48 PM »
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
MATSUFLEX and TDUBBS both buy their man-panties at the same place.

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 02:10:35 PM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 15, 2009, 02:02:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
MATSUFLEX and TDUBBS both buy their man-panties at the same place.

My ebay store.

They're used then?

What kind of premium can you charge for that? Does it depend on the season/Louisiana swamp ass forecast?
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 08:35:53 AM »
Quote from: Tank on January 15, 2009, 02:10:35 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on January 15, 2009, 02:02:48 PM
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
MATSUFLEX and TDUBBS both buy their man-panties at the same place.

My ebay store.

They're used then?

What kind of premium can you charge for that? Does it depend on the season/Louisiana swamp ass forecast?

Are there varying degrees of evidence of grape smugglage?
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2009, 10:24:39 PM »
Greatest show ever or greatest show ever?
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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2009, 09:04:15 AM »
Quote from: TDubbs on January 18, 2009, 10:24:39 PM
Greatest show ever or greatest show ever?

So what are we havin? Chicken orrrrrr chicken.

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 05:54:26 AM »
Quote from: TDubbs on January 18, 2009, 10:24:39 PM
Greatest show ever or greatest show ever?

Tools + BALLROOM DANCING =
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