Fuck Zorp You Stathead Turds

[morpheus]

Bump.  I've been BANNED from posting at that shithead's site.

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/catchers-an-ode-to-my-dumbfuck-enemies/#comments

Morpheus,

You're out of here, too. You're boring and stupid.

You resort to shit talking and personal attack... while the Cubs continue to win a lot when Koyie is the starting catcher. You have no argument against it. I'm beginning to think that a big part of it is that Koyie makes the pitchers feel really comfortable. He's so mild mannered and supportive.

For my other readers,

Morpheus left some comment along the lines of, "Mike, you're frustrated I'm getting under your skin, huh?"

And it's like, "Yes, Morpheus, I think you're stupid, antagonistic and boring as all fuck. I find absolutely nothing valuable in anything you write. If I could snap my fingers and you wouldn't post here anymore, I would."

Call it 'under my skin'... call it whatever the fuck you want. What you can't call it is, "Morpheus is right... has proven Mike wrong... and it's upsetting Mike."

Wrong. Morpheus, you're a nerd and a fucking idiot. If any of your discussions at Insipio were even mildly interesting, you wouldn't be over here every fucking day. Do you see me getting involved over there?

Of course not. Though, I would really like to know who "TheHawkRules" is. Apparently, I have some sort of bad impersonator out there.

Well, I wouldn't call him a *BAD* impersonator... and if this guy is so awful at making his case that he can't even engage me on the issues... what a pussy.  Pussypussypussypussypussy.  And I'm pretty sure that the bolded part is exactly what happened, but he's just too fucking dumb to understand it.

[MAD]

Bump.  I've been BANNED from posting at that shithead's site.

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/catchers-an-ode-to-my-dumbfuck-enemies/#comments

Morpheus,

You're out of here, too. You're boring and stupid.

You resort to shit talking and personal attack... while the Cubs continue to win a lot when Koyie is the starting catcher. You have no argument against it. I'm beginning to think that a big part of it is that Koyie makes the pitchers feel really comfortable. He's so mild mannered and supportive.

For my other readers,

Morpheus left some comment along the lines of, "Mike, you're frustrated I'm getting under your skin, huh?"

And it's like, "Yes, Morpheus, I think you're stupid, antagonistic and boring as all fuck. I find absolutely nothing valuable in anything you write. If I could snap my fingers and you wouldn't post here anymore, I would."

Call it 'under my skin'... call it whatever the fuck you want. What you can't call it is, "Morpheus is right... has proven Mike wrong... and it's upsetting Mike."

Wrong. Morpheus, you're a nerd and a fucking idiot. If any of your discussions at Insipio were even mildly interesting, you wouldn't be over here every fucking day. Do you see me getting involved over there?

Of course not. Though, I would really like to know who "TheHawkRules" is. Apparently, I have some sort of bad impersonator out there.

Well, I wouldn't call him a *BAD* impersonator... and if this guy is so awful at making his case that he can't even engage me on the issues... what a pussy.  Pussypussypussypussypussy.  And I'm pretty sure that the bolded part is exactly what happened, but he's just too fucking dumb to understand it.

What a faggot.

[Gil Gunderson]

Bump.  I've been BANNED from posting at that shithead's site.

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/catchers-an-ode-to-my-dumbfuck-enemies/#comments

Morpheus,

You're out of here, too. You're boring and stupid.

You resort to shit talking and personal attack... while the Cubs continue to win a lot when Koyie is the starting catcher. You have no argument against it. I'm beginning to think that a big part of it is that Koyie makes the pitchers feel really comfortable. He's so mild mannered and supportive.

For my other readers,

Morpheus left some comment along the lines of, "Mike, you're frustrated I'm getting under your skin, huh?"

And it's like, "Yes, Morpheus, I think you're stupid, antagonistic and boring as all fuck. I find absolutely nothing valuable in anything you write. If I could snap my fingers and you wouldn't post here anymore, I would."

Call it 'under my skin'... call it whatever the fuck you want. What you can't call it is, "Morpheus is right... has proven Mike wrong... and it's upsetting Mike."

Wrong. Morpheus, you're a nerd and a fucking idiot. If any of your discussions at Insipio were even mildly interesting, you wouldn't be over here every fucking day. Do you see me getting involved over there?

Of course not. Though, I would really like to know who "TheHawkRules" is. Apparently, I have some sort of bad impersonator out there.

Well, I wouldn't call him a *BAD* impersonator... and if this guy is so awful at making his case that he can't even engage me on the issues... what a pussy.  Pussypussypussypussypussy.  And I'm pretty sure that the bolded part is exactly what happened, but he's just too fucking dumb to understand it.

What a faggot.

Insipio is such a dig, too.  That hurts.

[powen01]

Bump.  I've been BANNED from posting at that shithead's site.

http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/2009/06/01/catchers-an-ode-to-my-dumbfuck-enemies/#comments

Morpheus,

You're out of here, too. You're boring and stupid.

You resort to shit talking and personal attack... while the Cubs continue to win a lot when Koyie is the starting catcher. You have no argument against it. I'm beginning to think that a big part of it is that Koyie makes the pitchers feel really comfortable. He's so mild mannered and supportive.

For my other readers,

Morpheus left some comment along the lines of, "Mike, you're frustrated I'm getting under your skin, huh?"

And it's like, "Yes, Morpheus, I think you're stupid, antagonistic and boring as all fuck. I find absolutely nothing valuable in anything you write. If I could snap my fingers and you wouldn't post here anymore, I would."

Call it 'under my skin'... call it whatever the fuck you want. What you can't call it is, "Morpheus is right... has proven Mike wrong... and it's upsetting Mike."

Wrong. Morpheus, you're a nerd and a fucking idiot. If any of your discussions at Insipio were even mildly interesting, you wouldn't be over here every fucking day. Do you see me getting involved over there?

Of course not. Though, I would really like to know who "TheHawkRules" is. Apparently, I have some sort of bad impersonator out there.

Well, I wouldn't call him a *BAD* impersonator... and if this guy is so awful at making his case that he can't even engage me on the issues... what a pussy.  Pussypussypussypussypussy.  And I'm pretty sure that the bolded part is exactly what happened, but he's just too fucking dumb to understand it.

What a faggot.

Insipio is such a dig, too.  That hurts.

Intrepid Reader: Mike D.

"You're BANNING him?

You're an autocratfaggot."

Dubya-eye-ennnnnnn.

[RV]

This guy is awesome.

RV is a worthless fucking faggot. And I can say 'fag' all the fuck I want. It will never stop you or RV from reading the best Cubs blog on the internet. There's simply no competition. Try and name a better Cubs blog.

I feel like I've been insulted by Don Rickles. What an honor.

[Slaky]

This guy is awesome.

RV is a worthless fucking faggot. And I can say 'fag' all the fuck I want. It will never stop you or RV from reading the best Cubs blog on the internet. There's simply no competition. Try and name a better Cubs blog.

I feel like I've been insulted by Don Rickles. What an honor.

I think Mike needs a friend. A defender, if you will.

[Andy]

He's got an account here.  I'm sure he'll head on over to engage in some wit with us.

[Quality Start Machine]

He's got an account here.  I'm sure he'll head on over to engage in some wit with us.

Once his superior mind can wrap itself around how to sign on.

[Kermit, B.]

In his defense, I don't understand why you guys go over there, either.

[Eli]

In his defense, I don't understand why you guys go over there, either.

Trolling is actually the exercising and honing of a skill. It is a useful skill? Arguable. But I think online time is better spent learning how to turn away other people's insults and insult them back, or best them in a debate, or appear to, than in re-posting lame "PWNED" pictures you stole from some lame website, as so many people do. Trolling takes ingenuity. As I once told the people at the Chud.com forums when I singlehandedly beat their entire politics forum in a debate (by sophistry, natch), I am operating at a very high level. The best trolls are usually better for having trolled. It helps the writing and the thinking.

[Quality Start Machine]

In his defense, I don't understand why you guys go over there, either.

Trolling is actually the exercising and honing of a skill. It is a useful skill? Arguable. But I think online time is better spent learning how to turn away other people's insults and insult them back, or best them in a debate, or appear to, than in re-posting lame "PWNED" pictures you stole from some lame website, as so many people do. Trolling takes ingenuity. As I once told the people at the Chud.com forums when I singlehandedly beat their entire politics forum in a debate (by sophistry, natch), I am operating at a very high level. The best trolls are usually better for having trolled. It helps the writing and the thinking.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

[MAD]

In his defense, I don't understand why you guys go over there, either.

I just have nothing better to do.

I also enjoy stick-poking.

[Tank]

He's got an account here.  I'm sure he'll head on over to engage in some wit with us.

You're clearly too chickenshit to let him.

[Andy]

Who?

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?action=profile;u=2774

[Slaky]

In his defense, I don't understand why you guys go over there, either.

Trolling is actually the exercising and honing of a skill. It is a useful skill? Arguable. But I think online time is better spent learning how to turn away other people's insults and insult them back, or best them in a debate, or appear to, than in re-posting lame "PWNED" pictures you stole from some lame website, as so many people do. Trolling takes ingenuity. As I once told the people at the Chud.com forums when I singlehandedly beat their entire politics forum in a debate (by sophistry, natch), I am operating at a very high level. The best trolls are usually better for having trolled. It helps the writing and the thinking.

Well, it's not from the prophet himself but I'll be damned if the flashback didn't just put a smile right on my face.