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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #315 on: November 05, 2012, 09:36:47 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 09:31:16 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 09:29:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 09:02:35 AM
PLUS at least 4 years of amazing jokes.

Let's not get too carried away now.

Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

It has been pretty hilariously awesome. Don't you think?

Aside from Herman Cain, not really.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #316 on: November 05, 2012, 10:11:17 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on November 05, 2012, 08:16:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2012, 07:58:32 AM

Has Nate Silver run the odds on somebody completely losing their shit in either a shopping mall or Government building Wednesday morning?

I'm anticipating staying off Facebook on Wednesday in the event that Obama wins re-election for fear that the aggregate asshurt might 'splode my computer.

There is no scenario that can play out that will not cause an avalanche of asshurt on Facebook that will make even you look like you've achieved a Zen-like state of calm.
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PenPho

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #317 on: November 05, 2012, 10:13:43 AM »
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2012, 10:11:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 05, 2012, 08:16:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2012, 07:58:32 AM

Has Nate Silver run the odds on somebody completely losing their shit in either a shopping mall or Government building Wednesday morning?

I'm anticipating staying off Facebook on Wednesday in the event that Obama wins re-election for fear that the aggregate asshurt might 'splode my computer.

There is no scenario that can play out that will not cause an avalanche of asshurt on Facebook that will make even you look like you've achieved a Zen-like state of calm.

Considering I'm friends with both you and Morph, I assume I can't lose either way.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

Bort

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #318 on: November 05, 2012, 10:35:01 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on November 05, 2012, 10:13:43 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2012, 10:11:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 05, 2012, 08:16:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 05, 2012, 07:58:32 AM

Has Nate Silver run the odds on somebody completely losing their shit in either a shopping mall or Government building Wednesday morning?

I'm anticipating staying off Facebook on Wednesday in the event that Obama wins re-election for fear that the aggregate asshurt might 'splode my computer.

There is no scenario that can play out that will not cause an avalanche of asshurt on Facebook that will make even you look like you've achieved a Zen-like state of calm.

Considering I'm friends with both you and Morph, I assume I can't lose either way.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #319 on: November 05, 2012, 10:57:55 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 09:36:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 09:31:16 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 09:29:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 09:02:35 AM
PLUS at least 4 years of amazing jokes.

Let's not get too carried away now.

Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

It has been pretty hilariously awesome. Don't you think?

Aside from Herman Cain, not really.

Rick Perry would like a word with you, but he can't remember why.

PenPho

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #320 on: November 05, 2012, 11:00:14 AM »
Quote from: CT III on November 05, 2012, 10:57:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 09:36:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 09:31:16 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 09:29:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 09:02:35 AM
PLUS at least 4 years of amazing jokes.

Let's not get too carried away now.

Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

It has been pretty hilariously awesome. Don't you think?

Aside from Herman Cain, not really.

Rick Perry would like a word with you, but he can't remember why.

Michelle Bachmann would like to speak with you in tongues.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

Slaky

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #321 on: November 05, 2012, 11:04:14 AM »
Quote from: CT III on November 05, 2012, 10:57:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 09:36:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 09:31:16 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 09:29:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 09:02:35 AM
PLUS at least 4 years of amazing jokes.

Let's not get too carried away now.

Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

It has been pretty hilariously awesome. Don't you think?

Aside from Herman Cain, not really.

Rick Perry would like a word with you, but he can't remember why.

Yeah come on - plenty of fun. I've had many a laugh and will continue to have them.

I can't wait to see Paul Ryan declare himself AmeriPope.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #322 on: November 05, 2012, 11:37:46 AM »
Also:

Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:08:05 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 04, 2012, 06:44:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Slaky

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #323 on: November 05, 2012, 11:38:48 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 11:37:46 AM
Also:

Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:08:05 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 04, 2012, 06:44:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.

Alright, I'm getting tired of you.

Bort

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #324 on: November 05, 2012, 01:03:50 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 11:38:48 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 11:37:46 AM
Also:

Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:08:05 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 04, 2012, 06:44:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.

Alright, I'm getting tired of you.

Now he's going to find the time you said "Thrill never gets old."
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

Slaky

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #325 on: November 05, 2012, 01:05:30 PM »
Quote from: Bort on November 05, 2012, 01:03:50 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 05, 2012, 11:38:48 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 05, 2012, 11:37:46 AM
Also:

Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:08:05 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 04, 2012, 06:44:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 24, 2011, 09:45:08 PM
I can't wait for this next election. It's going to be so incredibly awesome.

Bump.

My how times have changed.

Alright, I'm getting tired of you.

Now he's going to find the time you said "Thrill never gets old."

Goddamn wizards.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #326 on: November 05, 2012, 01:15:44 PM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #327 on: November 06, 2012, 11:29:58 PM »
Credit where credit's due.



That's as good as it gets for accuracy.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #328 on: November 07, 2012, 07:58:57 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on November 06, 2012, 11:29:58 PM
Credit where credit's due.



That's as good as it gets for accuracy.

I hope Silver spends his morning calling pundits to tell them to kiss 100% of his ass.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #329 on: November 07, 2012, 11:55:59 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.