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Better Off Ted.
« on: March 26, 2009, 08:08:48 PM »

Funny and bizarre.
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Re: Better Off Ted.
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 08:02:40 AM »
 DPD.

Last night was about a new motion sensor system for the office building that picked up reflections off people's skin. So it didn't work with black people.

Way too many incorrect jokes.

And Portia DeRossi might be the funniest lesbian on the planet.
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Re: Better Off Ted.
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 08:07:06 AM »
I have watched every episode so far and this show has been good.

I liked the hiring of white people to shadow the black people and then the infinite loop that ultimately led to everyone on the planet working for the company.

Portia DeRossi has been very good on this show so far.

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Re: Better Off Ted.
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 10:10:32 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 09, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
And Portia DeRossi might be the funniest lesbian on the planet.

Yeah, but that's not a very competitive category. It's like being the White Sox fan with the most teeth.
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Re: Better Off Ted.
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 10:13:11 AM »
Quote from: Jon on April 09, 2009, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 09, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
And Portia DeRossi might be the funniest lesbian on the planet.

Yeah, but that's not a very competitive category. It's like being the White Sox fan with the most teeth.

Aren't all female comedians lesbians? I guess that doesn't mean they're actually funny though.

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Re: Better Off Ted.
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 10:19:02 AM »
Quote from: Jon on April 09, 2009, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 09, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
And Portia DeRossi might be the funniest lesbian on the planet.

Yeah, but that's not a very competitive category. It's like being the White Sox fan with the most teeth.

Ellen Degeneres' stand-up is actually quite good.  There, I said it.
Hire Jim Essian!

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Re: Better Off Ted.
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 10:38:37 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 09, 2009, 10:19:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on April 09, 2009, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 09, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
And Portia DeRossi might be the funniest lesbian on the planet.

Yeah, but that's not a very competitive category. It's like being the White Sox fan with the most teeth.

Ellen Degeneres' stand-up is actually quite good.  There, I said it.

I like both Ellen and Portia.  They should hang out together.  It'd be a good fit.

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Re: Better Off Ted.
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 10:48:45 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 09, 2009, 10:19:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on April 09, 2009, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 09, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
And Portia DeRossi might be the funniest lesbian on the planet.

Yeah, but that's not a very competitive category. It's like being the White Sox fan with the most teeth.

Ellen Degeneres' stand-up is actually quite good.  There, I said it.

Carol Liefer is pretty funny too.
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Re: Better Off Ted.
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2010, 12:21:14 PM »
DPD.

Season 2 just ended, still funny and twisted as shit.

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