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Saul Goodman

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #240 on: May 02, 2010, 01:42:45 PM »
Bump.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #241 on: May 02, 2010, 02:56:58 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #242 on: May 02, 2010, 02:59:44 PM »
Jon sends his regards to Chuck.

Namely: that Chuck may get fucked.

Also: I heartily concur.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #243 on: May 02, 2010, 03:04:05 PM »
Oh man, fucked twice before he knew what hit him. Up yours, Chuck.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #244 on: May 02, 2010, 03:05:27 PM »
Fuck you, Chuck: The Weekend.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #245 on: May 02, 2010, 03:56:05 PM »
Chuck's derriere must be extremely raw and sore.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #246 on: May 02, 2010, 04:07:17 PM »
I'd also like to nominate IAN for a good raw fuckin.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #247 on: May 02, 2010, 05:43:49 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2010, 04:07:17 PM
I'd also like to nominate IAN for a good raw fuckin.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #248 on: May 03, 2010, 01:35:26 AM »
Soriano uses a bat with one more inch just to Fuck Chuck.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #249 on: May 03, 2010, 07:39:03 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2010, 04:07:17 PM
I'd also like to nominate IAN for a good raw fuckin.

I'll take it in the backside if he keeps this up.  He's still a turd sandwich in leftfield, but he more than accounted for that this weekend.  My hate has subsided.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #250 on: May 03, 2010, 08:39:55 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on May 02, 2010, 02:59:44 PM
Jon sends his regards to Chuck.

Namely: that Chuck may get fucked.

Also: I heartily concur.

Thank you for forwarding this. I was worried that Chuck might not have gotten the fucking he deserved yesterday.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #251 on: May 03, 2010, 06:47:59 PM »
Check out Kaplan doing his best Dolan impersonation here:

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/david-kaplan-chicago-sports/

Is this what it's like to be berated by Dave Kaplan? Seems akin to getting slapped in the face with a sheet of looseleaf paper.

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #252 on: May 03, 2010, 06:55:56 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
Check out Kaplan doing his best Dolan impersonation here:

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/david-kaplan-chicago-sports/

Is this what it's like to be berated by Dave Kaplan? Seems akin to getting slapped in the face with a sheet of looseleaf paper.

Not to miss the forest for the trees, but they really need a better editor over there.
Maybe one who keeps a stack of commas with him that he can dole out as needed.
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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #253 on: May 03, 2010, 07:04:16 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 03, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
Check out Kaplan doing his best Dolan impersonation here:

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/david-kaplan-chicago-sports/

Is this what it's like to be berated by Dave Kaplan? Seems akin to getting slapped in the face with a sheet of looseleaf paper.

Not to miss the forest for the trees, but they really need a better editor over there.
Maybe one who keeps a stack of commas with him that he can dole out as needed.

I like how he's not impressed that the Cubs are playing the Arizona Diamondback (sic) and the Philadelphia Phillies (?).

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Re: Open "FYC" Thread
« Reply #254 on: May 03, 2010, 07:06:07 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2010, 07:04:16 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 03, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
Check out Kaplan doing his best Dolan impersonation here:

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/david-kaplan-chicago-sports/

Is this what it's like to be berated by Dave Kaplan? Seems akin to getting slapped in the face with a sheet of looseleaf paper.

Not to miss the forest for the trees, but they really need a better editor over there.
Maybe one who keeps a stack of commas with him that he can dole out as needed.

I like how he's not impressed that the Cubs are playing the Arizona Diamondback (sic) and the Philadelphia Phillies (?).

Unreadable.
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