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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #90 on: April 27, 2009, 03:13:27 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 27, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
Can you believe Milton only got one hit this entire season? My god, he's awful. I hope he does better next season.
Hank White has three times as many hits as Milton and Ronny Cedeno has the same number of homers and RBIs.

The definition of "Oh, how humiliating."
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #91 on: April 27, 2009, 03:14:37 PM »
Yeah but Milt hasn't been caught stealing on walk yet.
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Slaky

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #92 on: April 27, 2009, 03:18:06 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 27, 2009, 03:13:27 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 27, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
Can you believe Milton only got one hit this entire season? My god, he's awful. I hope he does better next season.
Hank White has three times as many hits as Milton and Ronny Cedeno has the same number of homers and RBIs.

The definition of "Oh, how humiliating."

It's actually the definition of small sample size.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #93 on: April 27, 2009, 05:04:04 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 27, 2009, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 27, 2009, 03:13:27 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 27, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
Can you believe Milton only got one hit this entire season? My god, he's awful. I hope he does better next season.
Hank White has three times as many hits as Milton and Ronny Cedeno has the same number of homers and RBIs.

The definition of "Oh, how humiliating."

It's actually the definition of small sample size.

I thought that was Dusty's brain.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #94 on: May 08, 2009, 08:21:15 PM »
Boom, bitch.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #95 on: May 08, 2009, 08:26:40 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on May 08, 2009, 08:21:15 PM
Boom, bitch.

Fuck you, crackerball!
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Slaky

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #96 on: May 08, 2009, 11:20:57 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on May 08, 2009, 08:21:15 PM
Boom, bitch.

I predict 78 more of those this season. From Milton. Up your asses.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #97 on: May 12, 2009, 08:48:16 PM »
FYP!!
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2009, 08:52:48 PM »
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2009, 08:55:29 PM »
Jebus, he whipped that ball like a slave.  Too much?
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Tank

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2009, 10:03:21 PM »
Quote from: RV on May 12, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
FYPJ!!

You of all people, bro'd
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #101 on: May 13, 2009, 07:25:23 AM »

Jebus, that shit got up there fast that it brought rain.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #102 on: May 13, 2009, 08:28:02 AM »
Quote from: RV on May 12, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
FYP!!

Can someone eh-splain' this to me?
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #103 on: May 13, 2009, 08:32:14 AM »
Quote from: MAD on May 13, 2009, 08:28:02 AM
Quote from: RV on May 12, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
FYP!!

Can someone eh-splain' this to me?

I think we'll give you a chance to think about it for a minute or two first.
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"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium
« Reply #104 on: May 13, 2009, 08:41:48 AM »
Quote from: MAD on May 13, 2009, 08:28:02 AM
Quote from: RV on May 12, 2009, 08:48:16 PM
FYP!!

Can someone eh-splain' this to me?

PenBro "kind of hates" Milton Bradley and doesn't think the Cubs should have signed him.
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