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PenFoe

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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 12:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 14, 2009, 11:53:16 AM

I can't believe there's been this much discussion of short people with nary a mention of anyone around here...

We didn't want to render you obsolete.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 12:45:06 PM »
Quote from: MAD on April 14, 2009, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: Lukester on April 14, 2009, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 13, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
The average height of the starting IF today was 5'8".

You ain't kiddin.   When they were announcing the opening lineups yesterday,   other than DeePeeLee it looked like a cast of Danny Devito's and Verne Troyer's. 

I know that 1 game out of 162 is miniscule, but it was nice to win with that lineup.  No Bradley, no Pancakes, no Soto.  It was like rooting for your team during WWII.  That lineup screamed 4F.

Outstanding.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 01:26:17 PM »
Quote from: Tank on April 14, 2009, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 14, 2009, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: Lukester on April 14, 2009, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 13, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
The average height of the starting IF today was 5'8".

You ain't kiddin.   When they were announcing the opening lineups yesterday,   other than DeePeeLee it looked like a cast of Danny Devito's and Verne Troyer's. 

I know that 1 game out of 162 is miniscule, but it was nice to win with that lineup.  No Bradley, no Pancakes, no Soto.  It was like rooting for your team during WWII.  That lineup screamed 4F.

Outstanding.

I think I wet myself a little when I read that.  God bless history.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 01:29:26 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 14, 2009, 12:12:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 14, 2009, 11:53:16 AM

I can't believe there's been this much discussion of short people with nary a mention of anyone around here...

We didn't want to render you obsolete.

Too late. FACE!
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 01:41:25 PM »


CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Cub infielders (L-R) Mike Fontenot, Ryan Theriot and Aaron Miles shown during pregame introductions before the Cubs' home opener at Wrigley Field on Monday.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 02:41:27 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 14, 2009, 01:41:25 PM


CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Cub infielders (L-R) Mike Fontenot, Ryan Theriot and Aaron Miles shown during pregame introductions before the Cubs' home opener at Wrigley Field on Monday.

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM »
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM »
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM »
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2009, 10:36:44 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I hate Aaron Miles so much.

I hate him more.

Wanna have a Jason Marquis hating contest? I'll win it.

I'll give you Marquis.

However, if we're talking an Alex Gonzalez Hating Contest, I will bring the pain.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 07:48:48 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 10:36:44 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I hate Aaron Miles so much.

I hate him more.

Wanna have a Jason Marquis hating contest? I'll win it.

I'll give you Marquis.

However, if we're talking an Alex Gonzalez Hating Contest, I will bring the pain.

Basically... fuck him.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 07:50:27 AM »

McStiff eats ass.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2009, 07:42:49 AM »
At least he's self-aware...

QuoteMiles pinch-hit in the eighth inning with one out and drew a walk off loser Chris Perez.

"The pitcher has to be tight," he said. "I have a little strike zone and worked the walk. All I'm trying to do is get on base."

Also, the Genius is still an asshat:

QuoteAfter reading  Derrek Lee's comments that pitcher  Adam Wainwright "got the benefit of the doubt" on the called third strike to Bradley, the Cardinals manager told reporters before Friday's game:

"I don't know how the Cubs get away with making the comments they make about umpires."

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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2009, 10:21:27 AM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I hate Aaron Miles so much.

I hate him more.

Wanna have a Jason Marquis hating contest? I'll win it.

I certainly don't miss Marquis, but I thought it was really dumb of the fans to boo him and Glendon Rusch last week.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2009, 03:37:15 PM »
Dear Jim:

Never sign ex-Cardinals unless they promise to stay on the juice.

Sincerely,

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