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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1620 on: October 25, 2016, 01:59:41 PM »
Bodes well for the visibility.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1621 on: October 25, 2016, 02:48:44 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on October 25, 2016, 01:53:05 PM
Our old friend Chip Caray will be joining the broadcast team for the World Series.
Just for the local pre and post game thank God.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1622 on: October 25, 2016, 07:06:07 PM »
Quote from: flannj on October 25, 2016, 02:48:44 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on October 25, 2016, 01:53:05 PM
Our old friend Chip Caray will be joining the broadcast team for the World Series.
Just for the local pre and post game thank God.

A decision that must have been made by some executive far, far from Chicago.  Who was clamoring for Chip "Fisted" Caray's triumphant return?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1623 on: October 25, 2016, 08:49:11 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 25, 2016, 07:06:07 PM
Quote from: flannj on October 25, 2016, 02:48:44 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on October 25, 2016, 01:53:05 PM
Our old friend Chip Caray will be joining the broadcast team for the World Series.
Just for the local pre and post game thank God.

A decision that must have been made by some executive far, far from Chicago.  Who was clamoring for Chip "Fisted" Caray's triumphant return?

Why not bring back Joe Carter, too?

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1624 on: October 25, 2016, 08:52:28 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on October 25, 2016, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 25, 2016, 07:06:07 PM
Quote from: flannj on October 25, 2016, 02:48:44 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on October 25, 2016, 01:53:05 PM
Our old friend Chip Caray will be joining the broadcast team for the World Series.
Just for the local pre and post game thank God.

A decision that must have been made by some executive far, far from Chicago.  Who was clamoring for Chip "Fisted" Caray's triumphant return?

Why not bring back Joe Carter, too?

And Pete Rozelle...
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1625 on: October 26, 2016, 09:51:33 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 25, 2016, 08:52:28 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 25, 2016, 08:49:11 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on October 25, 2016, 07:06:07 PM
Quote from: flannj on October 25, 2016, 02:48:44 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on October 25, 2016, 01:53:05 PM
Our old friend Chip Caray will be joining the broadcast team for the World Series.
Just for the local pre and post game thank God.

A decision that must have been made by some executive far, far from Chicago.  Who was clamoring for Chip "Fisted" Caray's triumphant return?

Why not bring back Joe Carter, too?

And Pete Rozelle...

Best Joe Carter moment EVER.

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1626 on: February 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM »
The Indians' broadcast team blows. They're boring, not funny, not entertaining, but otherwise they're great.

They said Joe Maddon batting Kyle Schwarber first is to make other teams have to face the "gauntlet of Schwarber, Kris Bryant, and... uh... [awkward silence until subject is changed]."

Then they agreed that closers signing for lots of money is also, somehow, a "gauntlet."

They seem to be completely clueless about any team but the Indians. Struggling to think of anyone's name despite having a lineup card right in front of them to help.

Gerardo Concepcion was introduced as the "next pitcher for the White Sox" (which might be more true than they know).

Finally they're really enjoying showing clips of Roberto Perez hitting two homers in the World Series, which they went on and on about, and Trevor Bauer's finger bleeding, for some reason. Rockheaded jock Tyler Naquin in a truly vapid interview threatened that Edwin Encarnacion will have "something to say" about the Cubs winning the World Series again. Bring it on, you racist caricature-loving dweebs.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1627 on: February 26, 2017, 04:10:49 PM »
"Hey remember when our 25-year-old dickheaded bigot pitcher couldn't pitch for us in the playoffs because he hurt himself playing with his toys? What a moment! I'll always tell my grandkids where I was when I saw that."
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1628 on: February 26, 2017, 04:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM
The Indians' broadcast team blows. They're boring, not funny, not entertaining, but otherwise they're great.

They said Joe Maddon batting Kyle Schwarber first is to make other teams have to face the "gauntlet of Schwarber, Kris Bryant, and... uh... [awkward silence until subject is changed]."

Then they agreed that closers signing for lots of money is also, somehow, a "gauntlet."

They seem to be completely clueless about any team but the Indians. Struggling to think of anyone's name despite having a lineup card right in front of them to help.

Gerardo Concepcion was introduced as the "next pitcher for the White Sox" (which might be more true than they know).

Finally they're really enjoying showing clips of Roberto Perez hitting two homers in the World Series, which they went on and on about, and Trevor Bauer's finger bleeding, for some reason. Rockheaded jock Tyler Naquin in a truly vapid interview threatened that Edwin Encarnacion will have "something to say" about the Cubs winning the World Series again. Bring it on, you racist caricature-loving dweebs.

I was in my car to catch the sixth inning of Ron Coomer play-by-play, so I'm not sure how less listenable they are.

Why is it wrong for Tyler Naquin to get excited about their free agent signing? Would, "Yeah, we overpaid for him, and we're not going to go back to the Series, so who cares? St. Louis will win the pennant anyway" be better?

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1629 on: February 26, 2017, 04:29:09 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 26, 2017, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM
The Indians' broadcast team blows. They're boring, not funny, not entertaining, but otherwise they're great.

They said Joe Maddon batting Kyle Schwarber first is to make other teams have to face the "gauntlet of Schwarber, Kris Bryant, and... uh... [awkward silence until subject is changed]."

Then they agreed that closers signing for lots of money is also, somehow, a "gauntlet."

They seem to be completely clueless about any team but the Indians. Struggling to think of anyone's name despite having a lineup card right in front of them to help.

Gerardo Concepcion was introduced as the "next pitcher for the White Sox" (which might be more true than they know).

Finally they're really enjoying showing clips of Roberto Perez hitting two homers in the World Series, which they went on and on about, and Trevor Bauer's finger bleeding, for some reason. Rockheaded jock Tyler Naquin in a truly vapid interview threatened that Edwin Encarnacion will have "something to say" about the Cubs winning the World Series again. Bring it on, you racist caricature-loving dweebs.

I was in my car to catch the sixth inning of Ron Coomer play-by-play, so I'm not sure how less listenable they are.

Why is it wrong for Tyler Naquin to get excited about their free agent signing? Would, "Yeah, we overpaid for him, and we're not going to go back to the Series, so who cares? St. Louis will win the pennant anyway" be better?

I don't know, that it's already assumed the World Series eight months from now will feature the same two teams and the only difference will be Edwin Encarnacion?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1630 on: February 26, 2017, 10:18:33 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 26, 2017, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM
The Indians' broadcast team blows. They're boring, not funny, not entertaining, but otherwise they're great.

They said Joe Maddon batting Kyle Schwarber first is to make other teams have to face the "gauntlet of Schwarber, Kris Bryant, and... uh... [awkward silence until subject is changed]."

Then they agreed that closers signing for lots of money is also, somehow, a "gauntlet."

They seem to be completely clueless about any team but the Indians. Struggling to think of anyone's name despite having a lineup card right in front of them to help.

Gerardo Concepcion was introduced as the "next pitcher for the White Sox" (which might be more true than they know).

Finally they're really enjoying showing clips of Roberto Perez hitting two homers in the World Series, which they went on and on about, and Trevor Bauer's finger bleeding, for some reason. Rockheaded jock Tyler Naquin in a truly vapid interview threatened that Edwin Encarnacion will have "something to say" about the Cubs winning the World Series again. Bring it on, you racist caricature-loving dweebs.

I was in my car to catch the sixth inning of Ron Coomer play-by-play, so I'm not sure how less listenable they are.

Why is it wrong for Tyler Naquin to get excited about their free agent signing? Would, "Yeah, we overpaid for him, and we're not going to go back to the Series, so who cares? St. Louis will win the pennant anyway" be better?

I don't know, that it's already assumed the World Series eight months from now will feature the same two teams and the only difference will be Edwin Encarnacion?

This is totally disrespectful to John Jay.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1631 on: February 27, 2017, 09:06:56 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2017, 10:18:33 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 26, 2017, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM
The Indians' broadcast team blows. They're boring, not funny, not entertaining, but otherwise they're great.

They said Joe Maddon batting Kyle Schwarber first is to make other teams have to face the "gauntlet of Schwarber, Kris Bryant, and... uh... [awkward silence until subject is changed]."

Then they agreed that closers signing for lots of money is also, somehow, a "gauntlet."

They seem to be completely clueless about any team but the Indians. Struggling to think of anyone's name despite having a lineup card right in front of them to help.

Gerardo Concepcion was introduced as the "next pitcher for the White Sox" (which might be more true than they know).

Finally they're really enjoying showing clips of Roberto Perez hitting two homers in the World Series, which they went on and on about, and Trevor Bauer's finger bleeding, for some reason. Rockheaded jock Tyler Naquin in a truly vapid interview threatened that Edwin Encarnacion will have "something to say" about the Cubs winning the World Series again. Bring it on, you racist caricature-loving dweebs.

I was in my car to catch the sixth inning of Ron Coomer play-by-play, so I'm not sure how less listenable they are.

Why is it wrong for Tyler Naquin to get excited about their free agent signing? Would, "Yeah, we overpaid for him, and we're not going to go back to the Series, so who cares? St. Louis will win the pennant anyway" be better?

I don't know, that it's already assumed the World Series eight months from now will feature the same two teams and the only difference will be Edwin Encarnacion?

This is totally disrespectful to John Jay.

Look, he may have been the first Supreme Court justice and wrote a few Federalist papers, but what has he done lately?
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1632 on: February 28, 2017, 01:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2017, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2017, 10:18:33 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 26, 2017, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM
The Indians' broadcast team blows. They're boring, not funny, not entertaining, but otherwise they're great.

They said Joe Maddon batting Kyle Schwarber first is to make other teams have to face the "gauntlet of Schwarber, Kris Bryant, and... uh... [awkward silence until subject is changed]."

Then they agreed that closers signing for lots of money is also, somehow, a "gauntlet."

They seem to be completely clueless about any team but the Indians. Struggling to think of anyone's name despite having a lineup card right in front of them to help.

Gerardo Concepcion was introduced as the "next pitcher for the White Sox" (which might be more true than they know).

Finally they're really enjoying showing clips of Roberto Perez hitting two homers in the World Series, which they went on and on about, and Trevor Bauer's finger bleeding, for some reason. Rockheaded jock Tyler Naquin in a truly vapid interview threatened that Edwin Encarnacion will have "something to say" about the Cubs winning the World Series again. Bring it on, you racist caricature-loving dweebs.

I was in my car to catch the sixth inning of Ron Coomer play-by-play, so I'm not sure how less listenable they are.

Why is it wrong for Tyler Naquin to get excited about their free agent signing? Would, "Yeah, we overpaid for him, and we're not going to go back to the Series, so who cares? St. Louis will win the pennant anyway" be better?

I don't know, that it's already assumed the World Series eight months from now will feature the same two teams and the only difference will be Edwin Encarnacion?

This is totally disrespectful to John Jay.

Look, he may have been the first Supreme Court justice and wrote a few Federalist papers, but what has he done lately?

Fitting that it would be you to point this out.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1633 on: February 28, 2017, 03:41:21 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 28, 2017, 01:13:55 PM
Quote from: Bort on February 27, 2017, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on February 26, 2017, 10:18:33 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: Brownie on February 26, 2017, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on February 26, 2017, 04:01:44 PM
The Indians' broadcast team blows. They're boring, not funny, not entertaining, but otherwise they're great.

They said Joe Maddon batting Kyle Schwarber first is to make other teams have to face the "gauntlet of Schwarber, Kris Bryant, and... uh... [awkward silence until subject is changed]."

Then they agreed that closers signing for lots of money is also, somehow, a "gauntlet."

They seem to be completely clueless about any team but the Indians. Struggling to think of anyone's name despite having a lineup card right in front of them to help.

Gerardo Concepcion was introduced as the "next pitcher for the White Sox" (which might be more true than they know).

Finally they're really enjoying showing clips of Roberto Perez hitting two homers in the World Series, which they went on and on about, and Trevor Bauer's finger bleeding, for some reason. Rockheaded jock Tyler Naquin in a truly vapid interview threatened that Edwin Encarnacion will have "something to say" about the Cubs winning the World Series again. Bring it on, you racist caricature-loving dweebs.

I was in my car to catch the sixth inning of Ron Coomer play-by-play, so I'm not sure how less listenable they are.

Why is it wrong for Tyler Naquin to get excited about their free agent signing? Would, "Yeah, we overpaid for him, and we're not going to go back to the Series, so who cares? St. Louis will win the pennant anyway" be better?

I don't know, that it's already assumed the World Series eight months from now will feature the same two teams and the only difference will be Edwin Encarnacion?

This is totally disrespectful to John Jay.

Look, he may have been the first Supreme Court justice and wrote a few Federalist papers, but what has he done lately?

Fitting that it would be you to point this out.
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Re: Totally Unlistenable
« Reply #1634 on: March 29, 2017, 08:16:51 PM »
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