The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Solipsistic Kurt Evans Rant Thread

[TDubbs]

http://www.goatriders.org/fukudome-vs-theriot

Have at it ladies.

I realize the Cubs blogging gig is a slow one these days, but I can't even begin to see how anyone would ever think this a worthwhile topic for their own readers.

Also: no love for Hitler Getting Punched? (Edit: What Jon said!)

My point exactly! I work all day over a filthy computer to bring the finest Hitler Abuse on the web, and this is the thanks I get?

Dirty pool, Kurt. Dirty pool.

Kurt is the coolest.  I'm glad to see this thread is back to where it belongs.

[Eli]

Thanks for the link, Kurt.  My bot-writer will appreciate the traffic spike.

[Jon]

Goddamnit, the more I think about this the angrier I am. I'm the first goddamned person quoted on there, and I get no shoutout.

• No love for the internet's premiere site for pictures of Hitlerious violence.
• No love for my exceptionally sporadically updated, Ghostbusters-and-Golden-Girls-centric personal blog.
• No love for my weekly random non-baseball content on Thunder Matt's Saloon.
• And, in the most unkindest cut of all, no love for Bleed Grizzly Pink, the finest month and a half of baseball blogging I've ever done.

There will be a reckoning. Oh yes.

[Quality Start Machine]

Goddamnit, the more I think about this the angrier I am. I'm the first goddamned person quoted on there, and I get no shoutout.

• No love for the internet's premiere site for pictures of Hitlerious violence.
• No love for my exceptionally sporadically updated, Ghostbusters-and-Golden-Girls-centric personal blog.
• No love for my weekly random non-baseball content on Thunder Matt's Saloon.
• And, in the most unkindest cut of all, no love for Bleed Grizzly Pink, the finest month and a half of baseball blogging I've ever done.

There will be a reckoning. Oh yes.

No love for your Hipster Dilbert either.

[Jon]

Goddamnit, the more I think about this the angrier I am. I'm the first goddamned person quoted on there, and I get no shoutout.

• No love for the internet's premiere site for pictures of Hitlerious violence.
• No love for my exceptionally sporadically updated, Ghostbusters-and-Golden-Girls-centric personal blog.
• No love for my weekly random non-baseball content on Thunder Matt's Saloon.
• And, in the most unkindest cut of all, no love for Bleed Grizzly Pink, the finest month and a half of baseball blogging I've ever done.

There will be a reckoning. Oh yes.

No love for your Hipster Dilbert either.

Well, that's covered on point 2. But you're right!

[Gil Gunderson]

I love OhioCubsFan.  He's so trenchant.

I used to frequent Desipio a while back... I think it's pretty retarded the way they like to gang up on people. I don't get why you'd waste your time engaging and encouraging them. They're mostly just a big bunch of assholes with the least earned superiority complex I've ever seen. So I say f**k them, and f**k their disgusting behavior! Do yourself a favor and delete them from your favorites!

Sorry about the swearing thing but some of the things they said that you posted seem a lot worse than the eff word. The "queercastle" thing sounds pretty homophobic to me... I wonder if MVN knows they host the blog of somebody who says hateful stuff like that.

I do think you're right, though... it's hilarious to see them act like they are off their meds, but baseball talk is way more interesting.

So, queercastle get's this guy's goat, but he has no problem using "retarded."

Also, ONLY TALK ABOUT BASEBALL; NOTHING ELSE!!!

[Jon]

By the way, as someone who has family members with a history of slipping off of their schizophrenia meds, I take offense at the continued use of "off their meds" on Kurt's Racist Blog of Pedophiles.

Grumble grumble don't link me I'll show you grrr...

[Pre]

I think we all should stop picking on someone who is so dumb that they think the
phrase great in terms of baseball obviously and only means HoF caliber.

I enjoy how most of his article calling out Desipio as a whole after his one calling me
out is pretty much just a rehash of my post (and others around here) as if he's done
some kind of genius new analysis instead of what the vast majority of people consider
obvious.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

[Jon]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

[Chuck to Chuck]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

[BH]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

TDubbs will be Woody. Or Kelly.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

TDubbs will be Woody. Or Kelly.

Don't encourage him, BH.

[Jon]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

[Chuck to Chuck]

We can mock all we want, guys, but who's gonna be left laughing when HBO options these GROTA posts for the miniseries "World War D: An oral history of the Desipio Kin-strife"?

I bet I won't even be in it.

My character and Irish Yeti will be combined into an all-purpose fat gay loser named "Bertram."

So, that's Norm.
TJ is the Fraiser Crane character
I guess I'm the male version of Lillith.
Kurt is Cliff.
And, Paul, of course, is Sam.

Chuck fails in his Cheers shoehorn, as Yeti and I would actually be the incidental Cheers schlub "Paul."

If you are a combined-Paul, then you aren't the all-purpose fat guy loser.