The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11

[Canadouche]

No. I'm arguing that given 15-20 years of hypothetical production, Fukudome's a HOFer. Christ, are you ever dense.

I am extremely dense.  I'm having a lot of trouble wrapping my head around your opinion that Fukudome is a Hall of Famer based on his hypothetical production as compared with a group of players you apparently don't think are HoF worthy (based on the idiots who voted them in) except you wouldn't care if Mickey Morandini got voted in.  Do you ever read the stuff you write before you post it?

[Waco Kid]

Holy crap. What the hell happened in here?

So Fukudome either sucks ass, is average, great, or a HOFer.

[Canadouche]

Holy crap. What the hell happened in here?

So Fukudome either sucks ass, is average, great, or a HOFer.

Don't be ridiculous -- it's not even debatable. 

[TDubbs]

Holy crap. What the hell happened in here?

So Fukudome either sucks ass, is average, great, or a HOFer.

Don't be ridiculous -- it's not even debatable. 

I seriously hate you.

[Canadouche]

Holy crap. What the hell happened in here?

So Fukudome either sucks ass, is average, great, orputting up a HOFer.-like numbers this season.

Don't be ridiculous -- it's not even debatable. 

I seriously hate you.

You're right -- that was unfair of me.  Fix'd.

[R-V]

Holy crap. What the hell happened in here?

So Fukudome either sucks ass, is average, great, orputting up a HOFer.-like numbers this season.

Don't be ridiculous -- it's not even debatable. 

I seriously hate you.

You're right -- that was unfair of me.  Fix'd.

Kurt, I hope the real life version of you isn't as much of an insufferable pile of douche as the internet version of you. You can't win your argument on the merits, so you resort to ridiculous strawmen and overly pedantic bullshit, and you clearly think that both are edgy and amusing. But your retorts are actually so painfully unfunny and wrong they make the internet version of me want to blow my brains out for having read them.

[Quality Start Machine]

he touched a lot of people.

[SKO]

Holy crap. What the hell happened in here?

So Fukudome either sucks ass, is average, great, orputting up a HOFer.-like numbers this season.

Don't be ridiculous -- it's not even debatable. 

I seriously hate you.

You're right -- that was unfair of me.  Fix'd.

Kurt, I hope the real life version of you isn't as much of an insufferable pile of douche as the internet version of you. You can't win your argument on the merits, so you resort to ridiculous strawmen and overly pedantic bullshit, and you clearly think that both are edgy and amusing. But your retorts are actually so painfully unfunny and wrong they make the internet version of me want to blow my brains out for having read them.

I'm a psycho off my meds'd.

[Canadouche]

Kurt, I hope the real life version of you isn't as much of an insufferable pile of douche as the internet version of you. You can't win your argument on the merits, so you resort to ridiculous strawmen and overly pedantic bullshit, and you clearly think that both are edgy and amusing. But your retorts are actually so painfully unfunny and wrong they make the internet version of me want to blow my brains out for having read them.

Yes, but is Megan Fox the hottest girl ever or is she only the hottest girl in this thread?

[*In a Nutsack]

So, this is what it's like to be a janitor who walks into a bathroom to do his daily routine cleaning only to find spray shat all over the walls.

The smartest thing I read in this thread (before giving up around page 8) was something PenFoe Pre (edit:  why do I get those two mixed up all the time?) wrote about Theriot not being blamed because he plays for a team that employs a GM that insists on playing a perfectly competent 2B at SS.  Everything Kurt said makes me want to kick a baby panda in the scrote.

[ChuckD]

Kurt, I hope the real life version of you isn't as much of an insufferable pile of douche as the internet version of you. You can't win your argument on the merits, so you resort to ridiculous strawmen and overly pedantic bullshit, and you clearly think that both are edgy and amusing. But your retorts are actually so painfully unfunny and wrong they make the internet version of me want to blow my brains out for having read them.

Yes, but is Megan Fox the hottest girl ever or is she only the hottest girl in this thread?

Definitely the hottest girl in this thread. If her tits give 15 more years of hypothetical production at those levels, she's got a case for "ever."

[Canadouche]

Kurt, I hope the real life version of you isn't as much of an insufferable pile of douche as the internet version of you. You can't win your argument on the merits, so you resort to ridiculous strawmen and overly pedantic bullshit, and you clearly think that both are edgy and amusing. But your retorts are actually so painfully unfunny and wrong they make the internet version of me want to blow my brains out for having read them.

Yes, but is Megan Fox the hottest girl ever or is she only the hottest girl in this thread?

Definitely the hottest girl in this thread. If her tits give 15 more years of hypothetical production at those levels, she's got a case for "ever."

I can definitely get behind that.

[Slaky]

I'm just going to play chess with Creed until this whole thing blows over.

[Eli]

what the hell

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm just going to play chess with Creed until this whole thing blows over.

Doesn't surprise me that you'd hang out with Scott Stapp.

He sucks, you know.