The 2010 Cubs Free Agent and Roster Moves Thread: SAVEENG OUR KUBBEEZ!!11

[Slaky]

I was wondering just last week about TW/ADC.  I miss that dude.  Unless he's still here, in disguise.  If that's the case, "Whaddup, TW?"

I'm more than a little concerned. Also, remember your pal Brian that used to argue with Notre Dame with you? Those were always awesome.

We've lost some good men around here.

I'm afraid that we scared Brian off after Fork, Apex, Slaky and I sat in his seats for the makeup game against the Cardinals in '07 when we began a pretty robust "HGH" chant from those seats and were otherwise a little too ruffian for his seatneighbors.

My seatneighbors (same section as Brian), on the other hand, know I'm an asshole so we're still okay there.

And I still long for Jake Potter.

We did not behave that day. It resulted in the infamous destruction of Steve Garvey's face. And then some pizza.

Good times had by all.

[BH]

This site keeps getting better.
At least I think it does, I have no idea what half of it is trying to say.

"Some media members think not offer arbitration to Harden was the right thing considering he would have to turn down 10 million for next season which he is not expected to get on the open market."

"The Daily Herald stats there is some optimism that a deal could get done at the meetings next week with Texas or Tampa for Bradley."

[Quality Start Machine]

I was wondering just last week about TW/ADC.  I miss that dude.  Unless he's still here, in disguise.  If that's the case, "Whaddup, TW?"

I'm more than a little concerned. Also, remember your pal Brian that used to argue with Notre Dame with you? Those were always awesome.

We've lost some good men around here.

I'm afraid that we scared Brian off after Fork, Apex, Slaky and I sat in his seats for the makeup game against the Cardinals in '07 when we began a pretty robust "HGH" chant from those seats and were otherwise a little too ruffian for his seatneighbors.

My seatneighbors (same section as Brian), on the other hand, know I'm an asshole so we're still okay there.

And I still long for Jake Potter.

We did not behave that day. It resulted in the infamous destruction of Steve Garvey's face. And then some pizza.

Good times had by all.

Let we forget the mustard bukkake.

[Kermit, B.]

I hated Brian, and I'm glad he's gone.

[Internet Apex]

I hated Brian, and I'm glad he's gone.

Well. You're welcome?

[BH]

Cubs will shop Jake Fox and Aaron Miles.

[Philberto]

Cubs will shop Jake Fox and Aaron Miles.

For what? A piece of your left frontal muffin top?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Cubs will shop Jake Fox and Aaron Miles.

For what? A piece of your left frontal muffin top?

Sold.

[Armchair_QB]

Who the fuck would give up a living, breathing professional baseball player for Miles?

[Internet Apex]

Who the fuck would give up a living, breathing professional baseball player for Miles?

I'm sure Hendry probably would.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Who the fuck would give up a living, breathing professional baseball player for Miles?

I'm sure Hendry probably would.

Nah.  Only dollars.  Lotsa, lotsa dollars.

[Weebs]

Who the fuck would give up a living, breathing professional baseball player for Miles?

I'm sure Hendry probably would.

Or Billy Beane.  Time to rejoice, Ogdens!  Miles and Foxy are gone:

According to ESPN Chicago, the Cubs have traded Jake Fox and Aaron Miles to the A's for right-hander Jeff Gray and "prospects."
Few details have been revealed, though this is certainly an odd one. Fox was stuck behind a few players on Chicago's depth chart and should get a better crack at playing time in Oakland. That part of the deal makes sense. But it's a wonder why GM Billy Beane and Co. would want Miles. Dec. 3 - 6:09 pm et

[R-V]

Who the fuck would give up a living, breathing professional baseball player for Miles?

I'm sure Hendry probably would.

Or Billy Beane.  Time to rejoice, Ogdens!  Miles and Foxy are gone:

According to ESPN Chicago, the Cubs have traded Jake Fox and Aaron Miles to the A's for right-hander Jeff Gray and "prospects."
Few details have been revealed, though this is certainly an odd one. Fox was stuck behind a few players on Chicago's depth chart and should get a better crack at playing time in Oakland. That part of the deal makes sense. But it's a wonder why GM Billy Beane and Co. would want Miles. Dec. 3 - 6:09 pm et

Holy flaming balls of scat. This is most excellent news. Hooray!

[Weebs]

Who the fuck would give up a living, breathing professional baseball player for Miles?

I'm sure Hendry probably would.

Or Billy Beane.  Time to rejoice, Ogdens!  Miles and Foxy are gone:

According to ESPN Chicago, the Cubs have traded Jake Fox and Aaron Miles to the A's for right-hander Jeff Gray and "prospects."
Few details have been revealed, though this is certainly an odd one. Fox was stuck behind a few players on Chicago's depth chart and should get a better crack at playing time in Oakland. That part of the deal makes sense. But it's a wonder why GM Billy Beane and Co. would want Miles. Dec. 3 - 6:09 pm et

Holy flaming balls of scat. This is most excellent news. Hooray!

This is almost on par with Hendry's trade for Aramis and Lofton.  From what I've heard, Oakland is also taking on nearly $2 million of Miles' salary.  What the fuck is that Sabrefaggot thinking?

[R-V]

Who the fuck would give up a living, breathing professional baseball player for Miles?

I'm sure Hendry probably would.

Or Billy Beane.  Time to rejoice, Ogdens!  Miles and Foxy are gone:

According to ESPN Chicago, the Cubs have traded Jake Fox and Aaron Miles to the A's for right-hander Jeff Gray and "prospects."
Few details have been revealed, though this is certainly an odd one. Fox was stuck behind a few players on Chicago's depth chart and should get a better crack at playing time in Oakland. That part of the deal makes sense. But it's a wonder why GM Billy Beane and Co. would want Miles. Dec. 3 - 6:09 pm et

Holy flaming balls of scat. This is most excellent news. Hooray!

This is almost on par with Hendry's trade for Aramis and Lofton.  From what I've heard, Oakland is also taking on nearly $2 million of Miles' salary.  What the fuck is that Sabrefaggot thinking?

He must really, really, really like Jay Kfox if he was willing to take that pint-size shitbird off Hendry's hands.