2009 College Football Thread

[Slaky]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

[Ivy6]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

Ask that question in 2005 and you're correct.

My guess is that the NCAA is about to buttrape USC for it's free SUV/House recruiting program and Carroll decided he'd rather make $5 million a year not having to re-rebuild the Trojans.

[ChuckD]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

Ask that question in 2005 and you're correct.

My guess is that the NCAA is about to buttrape USC for it's free SUV/House recruiting program and Carroll decided he'd rather make an extra $1.5 million a year not having to re-rebuild the Trojans.

[Slaky]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

Ask that question in 2005 and you're correct.

My guess is that the NCAA is about to buttrape USC for it's free SUV/House recruiting program and Carroll decided he'd rather make $5 million a year not having to re-rebuild the Trojans.

This is something that did not occur to me, dude. Too many thai sticks.

[Tony]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

Ask that question in 2005 and you're correct.

My guess is that the NCAA is about to buttrape USC for it's free SUV/House recruiting program and Carroll decided he'd rather make $5 million a year not having to re-rebuild the Trojans.

This is something that did not occur to me, dude. Too many thai sticks.

So does this mean Cutler isn't going to get his guy to run the offense? Are we going to be stuck with Martz?

[Kermit IV]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

Ask that question in 2005 and you're correct.

My guess is that the NCAA is about to buttrape USC for it's free SUV/House recruiting program and Carroll decided he'd rather make $5 million a year not having to re-rebuild the Trojans.

Yep.  Especially since the football team and the basketball team are both under fire.

[Slaky]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

Ask that question in 2005 and you're correct.

My guess is that the NCAA is about to buttrape USC for it's free SUV/House recruiting program and Carroll decided he'd rather make $5 million a year not having to re-rebuild the Trojans.

This is something that did not occur to me, dude. Too many thai sticks.

So does this mean Cutler isn't going to get his guy to run the offense? Are we going to be stuck with Martz?

Cutler's guy is going to Seattle with Uncle Pete.

[Tony]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

Ask that question in 2005 and you're correct.

My guess is that the NCAA is about to buttrape USC for it's free SUV/House recruiting program and Carroll decided he'd rather make $5 million a year not having to re-rebuild the Trojans.

This is something that did not occur to me, dude. Too many thai sticks.

So does this mean Cutler isn't going to get his guy to run the offense? Are we going to be stuck with Martz?

Cutler's guy is going to Seattle with Uncle Pete.

I hope Cutler has another guy.

[Chuck to Chuck]

If Pete Carroll leaves for the NFL, is he the dumbest human being alive? Discuss.

Ask that question in 2005 and you're correct.

My guess is that the NCAA is about to buttrape USC for it's free SUV/House recruiting program and Carroll decided he'd rather make $5 million a year not having to re-rebuild the Trojans.

This is something that did not occur to me, dude. Too many thai sticks.

So does this mean Cutler isn't going to get his guy to run the offense? Are we going to be stuck with Martz?

Cutler's guy is going to Seattle with Uncle Pete.

I hope Cutler has another guy.

Troy Aikman can find one for him.  [/Fork]

[Kermit IV]

Dear Horse God,

I know I don't usually pray to you.  Sometimes I doubt you even exist.  But if you're willing to grant me this one wish, please stamp your hoof once.

[Internet Apex]

Dear Horse God,

I know I don't usually pray to you.  Sometimes I doubt you even exist.  But if you're willing to grant me this one wish, please stamp your hoof once.

Racist.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Dear Horse God,

I know I don't usually pray to you.  Sometimes I doubt you even exist.  But if you're willing to grant me this one wish, please stamp your hoof once.

Racist.

Kermit is more black than Pete Carroll.

[Slaky]

I wish I knew some Tennessee fans right now. Good golly, they might be better off without this scumbag.

College football is a cesspool.

[CT III]

I wish I knew some Tennessee fans right now. Good golly, they might be better off without this scumbag.

College football is a cesspool.

Kiffin will regret returning to California when one of Al Davis' agents rubberbands a plastic bag over his head some night.

[air2300]

I wish I knew some Tennessee fans right now. Good golly, they might be better off without this scumbag.

College football is a cesspool.

Tennessee fans are taking this really well.

http://twitter.com/Andy_Staples/status/7694602904

http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2010/jan/12/students-fans-greet-kiffin-obscenities/