News:

OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

Main Menu

Author Topic: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread  ( 175,193 )

CT III

  • Administrator
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,828
  • Location: NonDescript
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1125 on: June 07, 2010, 10:24:50 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 10:10:23 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 09:37:32 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 07, 2010, 09:34:49 AM
Aside from getting straight up laid out by Buff a couple times, Old Man Pronger was on the ice for every Hawks goal (with the exception of the PP goal during his penalty) and for none of the Flyer goals.

Pronger was a minus-5, I believe.

More amazingly, he was finally called for a cross-check.

He was -5 because power play goals don't count towards plus-minus.

And he was called for hooking. His cross-checking immunity remains in effect.

According to the Score's morning show, Pronger has never posted a -5 in a single game during his career.

History will be made.

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1126 on: June 07, 2010, 10:33:29 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 10:10:23 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 09:37:32 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 07, 2010, 09:34:49 AM
Aside from getting straight up laid out by Buff a couple times, Old Man Pronger was on the ice for every Hawks goal (with the exception of the PP goal during his penalty) and for none of the Flyer goals.

Pronger was a minus-5, I believe.

More amazingly, he was finally called for a cross-check.

He was -5 because power play goals don't count towards plus-minus.

And he was called for hooking. His cross-checking immunity remains in effect.

He also wasn't on the ice for one PP goal, as it was his penalty.

Also, Giroux was -4, 0 shots on goal.

The Hawks played like shit, and the Flyers almost lost. The Flyers play like shit, and the Hawks run them out of the building.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

MAD

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,920
  • Location: Chicago
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1127 on: June 07, 2010, 10:41:45 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 07, 2010, 10:24:50 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 10:10:23 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 09:37:32 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 07, 2010, 09:34:49 AM
Aside from getting straight up laid out by Buff a couple times, Old Man Pronger was on the ice for every Hawks goal (with the exception of the PP goal during his penalty) and for none of the Flyer goals.

Pronger was a minus-5, I believe.

More amazingly, he was finally called for a cross-check.

He was -5 because power play goals don't count towards plus-minus.

And he was called for hooking. His cross-checking immunity remains in effect.

According to the Score's morning show, Pronger has never posted a -5 in a single game during his career.

History will be made.

Yeah but the SCORE told me Pronger was off the ice for cross-checking, conflicting with my memory of it being hooking, so that might not be correct.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
Eli G. (6-22-10)

J. Walter Weatherman

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,485
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1128 on: June 07, 2010, 10:58:57 AM »
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 10:41:45 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 07, 2010, 10:24:50 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 10:10:23 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 09:37:32 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 07, 2010, 09:34:49 AM
Aside from getting straight up laid out by Buff a couple times, Old Man Pronger was on the ice for every Hawks goal (with the exception of the PP goal during his penalty) and for none of the Flyer goals.

Pronger was a minus-5, I believe.

More amazingly, he was finally called for a cross-check.

He was -5 because power play goals don't count towards plus-minus.

And he was called for hooking. His cross-checking immunity remains in effect.

According to the Score's morning show, Pronger has never posted a -5 in a single game during his career.

History will be made.

Yeah but the SCORE told me Pronger was off the ice for cross-checking, conflicting with my memory of it being hooking, so that might not be correct.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/What-We-Learned-The-worst-game-of-Chris-Pronger?urn=nhl,246162

QuoteWithout hyperbole, this was the worst game of Chris Pronger's career.

...

His minus-5 rating was literally the worst finish he ever posted in his 1,273 career games between the regular season and playoffs. Just one shot. Only three hits -- even Toews had two. One giveaway, no takeaways. It's no wonder that Peter Laviolette didn't use him much at the start of the third period.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Indolent Reader

  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,104
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1129 on: June 07, 2010, 11:07:18 AM »
Apparently Philly is bitching about the officiating.  That being said, expect the NHL to do it all it can to push for game 7 tv ratings.

CBStew

  • Most people my age are dead.
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,000
  • Location: Berkeley, California
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1130 on: June 07, 2010, 11:17:19 AM »
Quote from: Indolent Reader on June 07, 2010, 11:07:18 AM
Apparently Philly is bitching about the officiating.  That being said, expect the NHL to do it all it can to push for game 7 tv ratings.

I knew that there would be hell to pay when they let Jim Joyce officiate in game 5.
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1131 on: June 07, 2010, 11:25:22 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 07, 2010, 11:17:19 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on June 07, 2010, 11:07:18 AM
Apparently Philly is bitching about the officiating.  That being said, expect the NHL to do it all it can to push for game 7 tv ratings.

I knew that there would be hell to pay when they let Jim Joyce officiate in game 5.

McCreary & O'Halloran have done games 1, 3 and 5.

They should just let Huey and Yeti do the games if all they wanted were drunk Irish guys who were going to half-ass their jobs.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Slaky

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 7,883
  • Location: Bucktown
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1132 on: June 07, 2010, 11:57:11 AM »
When Buff destroyed I think Timonen and took O'Halloran with him, I don't think he did the Hawks any favors for game 6.

J. Walter Weatherman

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,485
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1133 on: June 07, 2010, 01:04:30 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:57:11 AM
When Buff destroyed I think Timonen and took O'Halloran with him, I don't think he did the Hawks any favors for game 6.

Won't it be back to Walkom and Sutherland for Game 6? Then McCreary and O'Halloran for Game 7?
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1134 on: June 07, 2010, 01:11:57 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:57:11 AM
When Buff destroyed I think Timonen and took O'Halloran with him, I don't think he did the Hawks any favors for game 6.

Won't it be back to Walkom and Sutherland for Game 6? Then McCreary and O'Halloran for Game 7?

Yeah, but if there's a Game 7, O'Halloran probably has more Buff fear then Pronger fear now anyway.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Slaky

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 7,883
  • Location: Bucktown
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1135 on: June 07, 2010, 01:29:07 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:57:11 AM
When Buff destroyed I think Timonen and took O'Halloran with him, I don't think he did the Hawks any favors for game 6.

Won't it be back to Walkom and Sutherland for Game 6? Then McCreary and O'Halloran for Game 7?

Hit one official, hit them all.

CT III

  • Administrator
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,828
  • Location: NonDescript
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1136 on: June 07, 2010, 02:12:37 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 01:29:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:57:11 AM
When Buff destroyed I think Timonen and took O'Halloran with him, I don't think he did the Hawks any favors for game 6.

Won't it be back to Walkom and Sutherland for Game 6? Then McCreary and O'Halloran for Game 7?

Hit one official, hit them all.

Bah.  McCreary didn't see shit, whereas O'Halloran probably thinks he got hit by Versteeg.

MAD

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,920
  • Location: Chicago
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1137 on: June 07, 2010, 02:37:39 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 07, 2010, 02:12:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 01:29:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:57:11 AM
When Buff destroyed I think Timonen and took O'Halloran with him, I don't think he did the Hawks any favors for game 6.

Won't it be back to Walkom and Sutherland for Game 6? Then McCreary and O'Halloran for Game 7?

Hit one official, hit them all.

Bah.  McCreary didn't see shit, whereas O'Halloran probably thinks he got hit by Versteeg.
[/b]

Well played. 
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
Eli G. (6-22-10)

CT III

  • Administrator
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,828
  • Location: NonDescript
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1138 on: June 07, 2010, 02:45:02 PM »
Nice article here:

http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2010/6/7/1503290/comparing-james-van-riemsdyk-to#storyjump

While the focus is obviously VanRiemsdyk, it just underscores how good a pick Patrick Kane was.  At the time, he was not considered the slam dunk No. 1 pick, mostly because of his size.  In retrospect, that attitude seems assinine.

Slaky

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 7,883
  • Location: Bucktown
Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1139 on: June 07, 2010, 04:08:53 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 07, 2010, 02:45:02 PM
Nice article here:

http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2010/6/7/1503290/comparing-james-van-riemsdyk-to#storyjump

While the focus is obviously VanRiemsdyk, it just underscores how good a pick Patrick Kane was.  At the time, he was not considered the slam dunk No. 1 pick, mostly because of his size.  In retrospect, that attitude seems assinine.

His other article today asks if Buff's great game 5 was in part due to Pronger's terrible game. What kind of question is that?

That's chicken and egg shit.