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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1170 on: June 09, 2010, 03:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
Quote from: BH on June 09, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 09, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
Are there any unofficial road watch locations for tonight's game? I mean, besides Joe's....I know Bottom Lounge is usually Hawks friendly, and Whirlaway.

CT's having people over I'm assuming.

That's a bold assertation.

Speaking of that, and willingly opening myself to mockery, a few of us are going to try to find seats at the BWWs by my house, if you're not doing anything.

Which BWW is that?  Some folks from work are heading to one around here in Northbrook.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1171 on: June 09, 2010, 03:34:50 PM »
Paul (I assume he's still famous around these parts) DPD alert.  Found this beautiful picture today.


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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1172 on: June 09, 2010, 03:36:15 PM »
Quote from: R-V on June 09, 2010, 03:06:33 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:24:54 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 09, 2010, 02:20:31 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
Quote from: BH on June 09, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 09, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
Are there any unofficial road watch locations for tonight's game? I mean, besides Joe's....I know Bottom Lounge is usually Hawks friendly, and Whirlaway.

CT's having people over I'm assuming.

That's a bold assertation.

Speaking of that, and willingly opening myself to mockery, a few of us are going to try to find seats at the BWWs by my house, if you're not doing anything.

Why would people mock you for getting together to drink beer and watch the Blackhawks in the Cup Final?

I think it's because of the suburban Chad image conjured up by Buffalo Wild Wings, but fuck you people, I love that place.

THI.  I know you folk all hate us suburbanites because of our free parking and obsession with lawn care.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1173 on: June 09, 2010, 04:09:54 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 09, 2010, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:38:19 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:24:54 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 09, 2010, 02:20:31 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
Quote from: BH on June 09, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 09, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
Are there any unofficial road watch locations for tonight's game? I mean, besides Joe's....I know Bottom Lounge is usually Hawks friendly, and Whirlaway.

CT's having people over I'm assuming.

That's a bold assertation.

Speaking of that, and willingly opening myself to mockery, a few of us are going to try to find seats at the BWWs by my house, if you're not doing anything.

Why would people mock you for getting together to drink beer and watch the Blackhawks in the Cup Final?

I think it's because of the suburban Chad image conjured up by Buffalo Wild Wings, but fuck you people, I love that place.

THI.  I know you folk all hate us suburbanites because of our free parking and obsession with lawn care.

Well, frankly, where I live here in Iowa you don't really have that many options if you want to go somewhere and eat And watch the game. It's all a matter of which chain you want to whore yourself out to, and frankly, Asian Zing wings kick ass.

Don't be bashful'd

The BWW's in question is in Iowa. *hangs head in defeat*

They call it B-Dubs around here.  I refuse to call it that.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1174 on: June 09, 2010, 04:48:47 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on June 09, 2010, 04:09:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 09, 2010, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:38:19 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:24:54 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 09, 2010, 02:20:31 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
Quote from: BH on June 09, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 09, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
Are there any unofficial road watch locations for tonight's game? I mean, besides Joe's....I know Bottom Lounge is usually Hawks friendly, and Whirlaway.

CT's having people over I'm assuming.

That's a bold assertation.

Speaking of that, and willingly opening myself to mockery, a few of us are going to try to find seats at the BWWs by my house, if you're not doing anything.

Why would people mock you for getting together to drink beer and watch the Blackhawks in the Cup Final?

I think it's because of the suburban Chad image conjured up by Buffalo Wild Wings, but fuck you people, I love that place.

THI.  I know you folk all hate us suburbanites because of our free parking and obsession with lawn care.

Well, frankly, where I live here in Iowa you don't really have that many options if you want to go somewhere and eat And watch the game. It's all a matter of which chain you want to whore yourself out to, and frankly, Asian Zing wings kick ass.

Don't be bashful'd

The BWW's in question is in Iowa. *hangs head in defeat*

They call it B-Dubs around here.  I refuse to call it that.

Is that same place as BW3 that used to be on Lincoln (and maybe still is) or are those two different franchises?
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1175 on: June 09, 2010, 04:51:05 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 09, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
Quote from: Night Man on June 09, 2010, 04:09:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 09, 2010, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:38:19 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:24:54 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 09, 2010, 02:20:31 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
Quote from: BH on June 09, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 09, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
Are there any unofficial road watch locations for tonight's game? I mean, besides Joe's....I know Bottom Lounge is usually Hawks friendly, and Whirlaway.

CT's having people over I'm assuming.

That's a bold assertation.

Speaking of that, and willingly opening myself to mockery, a few of us are going to try to find seats at the BWWs by my house, if you're not doing anything.

Why would people mock you for getting together to drink beer and watch the Blackhawks in the Cup Final?

I think it's because of the suburban Chad image conjured up by Buffalo Wild Wings, but fuck you people, I love that place.

THI.  I know you folk all hate us suburbanites because of our free parking and obsession with lawn care.

Well, frankly, where I live here in Iowa you don't really have that many options if you want to go somewhere and eat And watch the game. It's all a matter of which chain you want to whore yourself out to, and frankly, Asian Zing wings kick ass.

Don't be bashful'd

The BWW's in question is in Iowa. *hangs head in defeat*

They call it B-Dubs around here.  I refuse to call it that.

Is that same place as BW3 that used to be on Lincoln (and maybe still is) or are those two different franchises?

I think they're the same.  That BW3 is no longer there and, if I'm not mistaken, there is a BWW in that very spot.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1176 on: June 09, 2010, 05:24:29 PM »
Quote from: MAD on June 09, 2010, 04:51:05 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 09, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
Quote from: Night Man on June 09, 2010, 04:09:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:45:52 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 09, 2010, 02:44:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:38:19 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 09, 2010, 02:24:54 PM
Quote from: MAD on June 09, 2010, 02:20:31 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on June 09, 2010, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 09, 2010, 01:58:07 PM
Quote from: BH on June 09, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 09, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
Are there any unofficial road watch locations for tonight's game? I mean, besides Joe's....I know Bottom Lounge is usually Hawks friendly, and Whirlaway.

CT's having people over I'm assuming.

That's a bold assertation.

Speaking of that, and willingly opening myself to mockery, a few of us are going to try to find seats at the BWWs by my house, if you're not doing anything.

Why would people mock you for getting together to drink beer and watch the Blackhawks in the Cup Final?

I think it's because of the suburban Chad image conjured up by Buffalo Wild Wings, but fuck you people, I love that place.

THI.  I know you folk all hate us suburbanites because of our free parking and obsession with lawn care.

Well, frankly, where I live here in Iowa you don't really have that many options if you want to go somewhere and eat And watch the game. It's all a matter of which chain you want to whore yourself out to, and frankly, Asian Zing wings kick ass.

Don't be bashful'd

The BWW's in question is in Iowa. *hangs head in defeat*

They call it B-Dubs around here.  I refuse to call it that.

Is that same place as BW3 that used to be on Lincoln (and maybe still is) or are those two different franchises?

I think they're the same.  That BW3 is no longer there and, if I'm not mistaken, there is a BWW in that very spot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_Wild_Wings

QuoteOriginally called Buffalo Wild Wings & Weck, from which the abbreviation BW3 was created, the restaurant became a franchise... The company later changed its name to Buffalo Wild Wings, but still uses the short name BW3 on occasion due to the common usage by patrons.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1177 on: June 09, 2010, 05:28:15 PM »
I'll be at Moretti's in Edison Park.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1178 on: June 09, 2010, 05:33:58 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 09, 2010, 05:28:15 PM
I'll be at Moretti's in Edison Park.

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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1179 on: June 09, 2010, 05:56:06 PM »

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1180 on: June 09, 2010, 09:49:50 PM »
Why do teams never learn... the prevent defense does not work.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1181 on: June 09, 2010, 10:07:36 PM »
0.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1182 on: June 09, 2010, 10:11:35 PM »
JO!!!!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1183 on: June 09, 2010, 10:12:35 PM »
Michael Leighton might want to have somebody start his car for him tonight.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #1184 on: June 09, 2010, 10:22:14 PM »
Hossa finally lifted the cup.  That was great to watch.  Also, Patrick Kane is fucking amazing.  Shirt-less man hugs for everybody.