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Bort

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4815 on: August 20, 2018, 10:52:59 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 20, 2018, 07:56:35 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 19, 2018, 03:23:14 PM
... I think adults who mimic children's voices for radio ads should be summarily executed.

I don't disagree with you, but did you have somebody specific in mind?

Hey, y'all blame the people writing it. Ali needs those sweet, sweet residuals if one of those jobs comes up.

Also: you don't want actual kids doing it. It's usually worse.
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Wheezer

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4816 on: August 20, 2018, 11:36:39 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 20, 2018, 07:56:35 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 19, 2018, 03:23:14 PM
... I think adults who mimic children's voices for radio ads should be summarily executed.

I don't disagree with you, but did you have somebody specific in mind?

Jesus, there's the Oorah Kars for Kids shit (the Oregon AG went after them, and there was another state as well, IIRC) and something else on the Cubs broadcasts. Just round them up and get Elon Musk to shoot them toward the Kuiper Belt.
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Wheezer

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4817 on: August 21, 2018, 01:07:44 AM »
... I had no idea that laser-fired scramjets were possible.
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Tonker

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4818 on: August 21, 2018, 07:31:32 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on August 21, 2018, 01:07:44 AM
... I had no idea that laser-fired scramjets were possible.

If it's any comfort to you, Wheez: I had no idea, either.
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Bort

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4819 on: August 21, 2018, 08:56:30 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 21, 2018, 07:31:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 21, 2018, 01:07:44 AM
... I had no idea that laser-fired scramjets were possible.

If it's any comfort to you, Wheez: I had no idea, either.

Chiming in to admit my own ignorance on the subject.
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4820 on: August 21, 2018, 09:04:05 AM »
...I kind of hope the Sox build a contender while the Cubs' World Series window is still open, so that for at least one year Chicago is the center of the baseball universe.
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CBStew

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4821 on: August 21, 2018, 04:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Bort on August 21, 2018, 08:56:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 21, 2018, 07:31:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 21, 2018, 01:07:44 AM
... I had no idea that laser-fired scramjets were possible.

If it's any comfort to you, Wheez: I had no idea, either.

Chiming in to admit my own ignorance on the subject.

Wasn't that everyone's high school science projects?
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Tonker

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4822 on: August 22, 2018, 08:58:52 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 21, 2018, 04:11:54 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 21, 2018, 08:56:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 21, 2018, 07:31:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 21, 2018, 01:07:44 AM
... I had no idea that laser-fired scramjets were possible.

If it's any comfort to you, Wheez: I had no idea, either.

Chiming in to admit my own ignorance on the subject.

Wasn't that everyone's high school science projects?

If you're asking whether my kids know that you can fire scramjets with lasers, then the answer is: yes, probably, and they'll have done it in Fortnite.
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PenFoe

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4823 on: August 22, 2018, 11:04:18 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on August 21, 2018, 09:04:05 AM
...I kind of hope the Sox build a contender while the Cubs' World Series window is still open, so that for at least one year Chicago is the center of the baseball universe.

Like the one year the Mets and Yankees met in the World Series and it was going to be the biggest thing ever and then it turned out nobody else cared?
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CBStew

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4824 on: August 29, 2018, 08:35:17 PM »
definition found online:

16.   Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
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flannj

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4825 on: August 29, 2018, 09:02:11 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 29, 2018, 08:35:17 PM
definition found online:

16.   Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

This is why I come here.
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Wheezer

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4826 on: August 30, 2018, 03:12:28 AM »
... In addition to my daily earworm torture, I wind up with completely random crap playing in my head every morning. I mean, "Jimmy Crack Corn" yesterday? SRSLY? I think my unconscious mind is issuing some sort of stern warning, and I am trying to resist a parallel to the extant self-indulgence thread.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4827 on: September 01, 2018, 09:05:33 PM »
Even my cold, dead, football-hardened heart is pumped about Khalil Mack.
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Wheezer

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4828 on: September 07, 2018, 04:04:47 AM »
... It's the middle of the night, and I can't muster anything better than eating salami and reading about Tlingit armor.
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Wheezer

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4829 on: September 10, 2018, 03:37:03 PM »
And I have an irrational hatred of kayaks. They're worse than double-wide strollers. Just saw three on top of somebody's SUV.
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