I admit it...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate.  

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

They showed her on camera, during the service, still drinking that Starbucks.  I love Starbucks as much as the next person, but during a funeral?  Tacky.

I did see Dempster.  Either cubs.com or the tribune said Ted Lilly was there too -- I didn't see him, but if it is true, that's actually really nice.

As long as you're in this thread, admit it... You're naming the kid Kerry.

[smg]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate.  

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

They showed her on camera, during the service, still drinking that Starbucks.  I love Starbucks as much as the next person, but during a funeral?  Tacky.

I did see Dempster.  Either cubs.com or the tribune said Ted Lilly was there too -- I didn't see him, but if it is true, that's actually really nice.

As long as you're in this thread, admit it... You're naming the kid Kerry.

Definitely not.

[Saul Goodman]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate.  

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

They showed her on camera, during the service, still drinking that Starbucks.  I love Starbucks as much as the next person, but during a funeral?  Tacky.

I did see Dempster.  Either cubs.com or the tribune said Ted Lilly was there too -- I didn't see him, but if it is true, that's actually really nice.

As long as you're in this thread, admit it... You're naming the kid Kerry.

Definitely not.

How about Patrick Ronald. Or Virgil Ronald.

[Richard Chuggar]

I'm Tivo-ing through Santo's funeral just to see if Kerry Wood showed up.  He did.  Sarah's sleeveless dress is not weather-appropriate.  

Pics or she wasn't there

Looks like her outerwear is weather appropriate. It's a beautiful day for a funeral, Ernie.

They showed her on camera, during the service, still drinking that Starbucks.  I love Starbucks as much as the next person, but during a funeral?  Tacky.

I did see Dempster.  Either cubs.com or the tribune said Ted Lilly was there too -- I didn't see him, but if it is true, that's actually really nice.

As long as you're in this thread, admit it... You're naming the kid Kerry.

Definitely not.

Maybe we can talk about it over drinks? Coffee or something non-alcoholic

[BichetteHappens]

I fucking hate the Philadelphia Phillies.

[Bort]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

[CBStew]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

[Internet Apex]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

I'd settle for the White Sox's rotation.

[SKO]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

I'd settle for the White Sox's rotation.

I'd settle for being a fan of a different baseball franchise.

[Brownie]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

I'd settle for the White Sox's rotation.

I'd settle for the Cubs' rotation in 2008. 2004. 2003. 1989. 1984. 1970. 1945. 1935. 1918. 1908.

[CBStew]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

I'd settle for the White Sox's rotation.

I'd settle for the Cubs' rotation in 2008. 2004. 2003. 1989. 1984. 1970. 1945. 1935. 1918. 1908.

You didn't like 1929, 1932  and 1938?

[Brownie]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

I'd settle for the White Sox's rotation.

I'd settle for the Cubs' rotation in 2008. 2004. 2003. 1989. 1984. 1970. 1945. 1935. 1918. 1908.

You didn't like 1929, 1932  and 1938?

Charley Root and Pat Malone were better in 1935, don't you think? And the 1929 team could score runs but couldn't get anyone out.

Wait until Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels's arms falll off, Roy Halladay struggles with his control, and Roy Harvey Oswalt is shot by Jack Ruby. Then what? I'm still waiting for the rotation of Prior, Wood, Zambrano, Maddux and Clement to accept the 2004 World Series Trophy that was given to them in the offseason.

[Internet Apex]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

I'd settle for the White Sox's rotation.

I'd settle for the Cubs' rotation in 2008. 2004. 2003. 1989. 1984. 1970. 1945. 1935. 1918. 1908.

You didn't like 1929, 1932  and 1938?

Charley Root and Pat Malone were better in 1935, don't you think? And the 1929 team could score runs but couldn't get anyone out.

Wait until Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels's arms falll off, Roy Halladay struggles with his control, and Roy Harvey Oswalt is shot by Jack Ruby. Then what? I'm still waiting for the rotation of Prior, Wood, Zambrano, Maddux and Clement to accept the 2004 World Series Trophy that was given to them in the offseason.

Give me the 1998 rotation. Mark. Clark. Bitches.

[Oleg]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

I'd settle for the White Sox's rotation.

I'd settle for the Cubs' rotation in 2008. 2004. 2003. 1989. 1984. 1970. 1945. 1935. 1918. 1908.

You didn't like 1929, 1932  and 1938?

Charley Root and Pat Malone were better in 1935, don't you think? And the 1929 team could score runs but couldn't get anyone out.

Wait until Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels's arms falll off, Roy Halladay struggles with his control, and Roy Harvey Oswalt is shot by Jack Ruby. Then what? I'm still waiting for the rotation of Prior, Wood, Zambrano, Maddux and Clement to accept the 2004 World Series Trophy that was given to them in the offseason.

They got the Simulated World Series Trophy...

[Quality Start Machine]

I hate the Phillies, but am retardly jealous of their rotation.

I'd settle for the Gint's rotation.

I'd settle for the White Sox's rotation.

I'd settle for the Cubs' rotation in 2008. 2004. 2003. 1989. 1984. 1970. 1945. 1935. 1918. 1908.

You didn't like 1929, 1932  and 1938?

Charley Root and Pat Malone were better in 1935, don't you think? And the 1929 team could score runs but couldn't get anyone out.

Wait until Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels's arms falll off, Roy Halladay struggles with his control, and Roy Harvey Oswalt is shot by Jack Ruby. Then what? I'm still waiting for the rotation of Prior, Wood, Zambrano, Maddux and Clement to accept the 2004 World Series Trophy that was given to them in the offseason.

They got the Simulated World Series Trophy...

...made from towels.