I admit it...

[PenFoe]

My disappointment in the Heat's win stems mainly from missing out on what would have been some epic butthurt, but thankfully I've still got the City of Cleveland to help fill that void.

http://deadspin.com/cleveland-meteorologist-delivers-entire-forecast-withou-534450157

Jebus Christ, get over it already.

[Internet Apex]

My disappointment in the Heat's win stems mainly from missing out on what would have been some epic butthurt, but thankfully I've still got the City of Cleveland to help fill that void.

http://deadspin.com/cleveland-meteorologist-delivers-entire-forecast-withou-534450157

Jebus Christ, get over it already.

And yet people still hurt when they poop because he took the opportunity to get far, far away from these weirdos.

[CBStew]

My disappointment in the Heat's win stems mainly from missing out on what would have been some epic butthurt, but thankfully I've still got the City of Cleveland to help fill that void.

http://deadspin.com/cleveland-meteorologist-delivers-entire-forecast-withou-534450157

Jebus Christ, get over it already.

And yet people still hurt when they poop because he took the opportunity to get far, far away from these weirdos.

Is that Cavaliers logo superimposed over a strip of bacon?

[Quality Start Machine]

And yet people still hurt when they poop because he took the opportunity to get far, far away from these weirdos.

One reason that guys like LeBron James (or locally, guys like Winnipeg's Jonathan Toews and Buffalo's Patrick Kane) become really good at SPORTZ is so they don't have to remain in the shitholes where they grew up.

[Bort]

My primitive southern brain is having trouble remembering the origin of "Epstink."

[J. Walter Weatherman]

My primitive southern brain is having trouble remembering the origin of "Epstink."

Friends of Gil.

Additional relevant research.

[Bort]

My primitive southern brain is having trouble remembering the origin of "Epstink."

Friends of Gil.

Additional relevant research.

Thank you. When the South rises again, your time toiling in our vast sweet tea mines will be be sans whip.

[Internet Apex]

I clean my ears with a pen cap sometimes. That same pen has been in the holder on my desk for about four years. I don't know where it was before that.

[Internet Apex]

I just threw the pen away.

[flannj]

I clean my ears with a pen cap sometimes. That same pen has been in the holder on my desk for about four years. I don't know where it was before that.

This is actually sanitary compared to where I work.

[CBStew]

...I wish that Andy would write aoubt 7 "daily" notes so that the picture of Steve Stone would disappear from the front page of Desipio.com.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

...I wish that Andy would write aoubt 7 "daily" notes so that the picture of Steve Stone would disappear from the front page of Desipio.com.

[Gilgamesh]

I clean my ears with a pen cap sometimes. That same pen has been in the holder on my desk for about four years. I don't know where it was before that.

This is actually sanitary compared to where I work.

One of my old bosses used the tooth pick contained within his Swiss army knife to clean both his teeth and ears.  I don't think I ever saw him clean it.

But I doubt it.

He also would completely pull down his pants whenever he went to use the urinal.  Just completely drop his pants.  Ass exposed and everything.  It was surreal.

[Tonker]

I clean my ears with a pen cap sometimes. That same pen has been in the holder on my desk for about four years. I don't know where it was before that.

This is actually sanitary compared to where I work.

One of my old bosses used the tooth pick contained within his Swiss army knife to clean both his teeth and ears.  I don't think I ever saw him clean it.

But I doubt it.

He also would completely pull down his pants whenever he went to use the urinal.  Just completely drop his pants.  Ass exposed and everything.  It was surreal.

The whole don't think I ever saw him clean it but I doubt it?

[Saul Goodman]

I clean my ears with a pen cap sometimes. That same pen has been in the holder on my desk for about four years. I don't know where it was before that.

This is actually sanitary compared to where I work.

One of my old bosses used the tooth pick contained within his Swiss army knife to clean both his teeth and ears.  I don't think I ever saw him clean it.

But I doubt it.

He also would completely pull down his pants whenever he went to use the urinal.  Just completely drop his pants.  Ass exposed and everything.  It was surreal.

You worked for Butters Stotch?