I admit it...

[Wheezer]

... I had no idea that football was long established in Japan. I was innocently digging up a proper postal address for an author, and the first image I was presented with from the Japanese affiliation was this:



The link, which is a nuisance to pin down, lands here.

Yuuto Nishiyama of the Panthers scored a touchdown with 219 yards to retake the lead.... [T]he Panthers won the one-run game for the first time in the past 58 years.

They lost the 69th annual Rice Bowl.

[Saul Goodman]

... I had no idea that football was long established in Japan. I was innocently digging up a proper postal address for an author, and the first image I was presented with from the Japanese affiliation was this:



The link, which is a nuisance to pin down, lands here.

Yuuto Nishiyama of the Panthers scored a touchdown with 219 yards to retake the lead.... [T]he Panthers won the one-run game for the first time in the past 58 years.

They lost the 69th annual Rice Bowl.

Alabama-Clemson and Wisconsin-Washington were great that year.

[CT III]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

[SKO]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

[CT III]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is in full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

[flannj]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

[flannj]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

You try explaning that to my 80 year old mother.

[CT III]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

My wife lives in mortal fear that we're going to hire a babysitter who doesn't possess their own cell phone.

[SKO]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

My wife lives in mortal fear that we're going to hire a babysitter who doesn't possess their own cell phone.

Like some kind of Amish person?

[Bort]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

My wife lives in mortal fear that we're going to hire a babysitter who doesn't possess their own cell phone.

Like some kind of Amish person?

Say what you will about their culture, English. They make a durn fine babysitter.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

My wife lives in mortal fear that we're going to hire a babysitter who doesn't possess their own cell phone.

Like some kind of Amish person?

Been married over 13 years and we've never had one.

Kind of peaceful during election season actually.

I wish someone would call us.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

My wife lives in mortal fear that we're going to hire a babysitter who doesn't possess their own cell phone.

Buy a burner and keep in in the kitchen cabinet.

[Oleg]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

You try explaning that to my 80 year old mother.

What difference does it make to her which phone number she dials?  My 103 year old grandfather is fine with calling my cell...

Wait, unless you're saying she lives with you, in which case, never mind.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm currently a registered Republican and Reince Priebus sent me a survey to help shape the GOP's future.

The Republicans have cornered the radical angry white man vote, CT. They need to know how to cater to the Non-descript once more. Show them the way

It's fucking terrible.  The Ted Cruz robocall machine is full, sweaty effect, there are constant messages from concerned local voters who want to set the record straight, and Peter Roskam is camped out on my front lawn and won't go home.

As posted elsewhere... I will vote for ANY CANDIDATE that will make the do not call registry include political calls.

Maybe you should just cut the cord on the land line.

You try explaning that to my 80 year old mother.

What difference does it make to her which phone number she dials?  My 103 year old grandfather is fine with calling my cell...

Wait, unless you're saying she lives with you, in which case, never mind.

In Russia, 103 year old grandfather always find you!