All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread

[CT III]

For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.

From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.

*rushes the court*

[Waco Kid]

For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.

From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.

What is this "Northwestern" you speak of?

[Ivy6]

For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.

From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.

What is this "Northwestern" you speak of?

It's one of the 10 best schools in America and has an excellent Athletic Department when taking that into consideration.

[Saul Goodman]

The scores were simply keeping pace with the thread where we update everyone on teams they don't care about whenever something they don't care about takes place. So here's an update! NU played like a bunch of gutless assholes last night. 

[CT III]

The scores were simply keeping pace with the thread where we update everyone on teams they don't care about whenever something they don't care about takes place. So here's an update! NU played like a bunch of gutless assholes last night. 

But what of Minnesota?

[Saul Goodman]

The scores were simply keeping pace with the thread where we update everyone on teams they don't care about whenever something they don't care about takes place. So here's an update! NU played like a bunch of gutless assholes last night. 

But what of Minnesota?

Go Twins!

[Internet Apex]

For a bunch of brainy white guys, Northwestern sure does eat ass when it comes to hitting free throws.  Holy cripes I want the 35 minutes I spent watching most of that second half back.  That was some awful, awful basketball there, mister.

You watched this game? On purpose?

Yes, mostly out of curiosity.  I wanted to see what all the fuss was about regarding Northwestenr; whether they were legitamtely in contention for their first-ever NCAA berth. 

They're not.

I don't know what you've been reading, but nobody thought they were.

This guy thought they were.
He got the last page of SI a month or so back as well.

From espn's Joe Lunardi:
"I have a better chance of getting a date with Scarlett Johansson than Northwestern does of making the NCAA tournament."

But maybe he's really handsome?

But what about all those awesome scores we got to read? Remember those posts with just the score? Those were cool. I guess Northwestern won some games this year. It's always cute when a real team goes to their high school gym and forgets to stop laughing until there are a couple minutes left. It happens.

But if that ugly white guy didn't get hurt they'd have won more games!

But he did and they didn't.

Now let's never talk about Northwestern again.

*rushes the court*

*Shakes head disapprovingly*

[PenFoe]

Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.

[Yeti]

Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.

Fuck Richmond

[PenFoe]

Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.

Fuck Richmond

FUCK YOUR MOTHER

[Yeti]

Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.

Fuck Richmond

FUCK YOUR MOTHER

She has been asking about you...

[PenFoe]

Since there is no thread for the awesomeness that is A-10 Basketball, it should be noted that the new AP rankings are out and....lo and behold:

25. Richmond (20-6)

First time in the Top 25 in 26 years.

Which means that, whichever lameass Big 10 team you root for, Richmond is better.*

*Unless you root for Purdue, MSU, OSU or Wisconsin.

Fuck Richmond

FUCK YOUR MOTHER

She has been asking about you...

She'll stop once the Spiders run a train on her.

A Top 25 train.

[Slaky]

Being ranked in college basketball means as much as what's inside this circle ----> O

[PenFoe]

Being ranked in college basketball means as much as what's inside this circle ----> O

We get it, you're not ranked.

[Slaky]

Being ranked in college basketball means as much as what's inside this circle ----> O

We get it, you're not ranked.

The day I, as a lone human being who isn't even good at basketball, get ranked...well that's going to be a fun day.