All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread

[Slaky]

He taught some pretty good coaches how to coach.

Don't tell BC that.

When it comes to coaching, Weber is fine with me as long as he remembers not to start coaching when Illinois has a lead late in games. For example, the Weber prevent offense scored 3 points in the last 6 minutes of last year's game at Penn State...

Couldn't have been the mediocre players' fault. Nah, Weber instructed them to not score.

[Eli]

For example, the Weber prevent offense scored 3 points in the last 6 minutes of last year's game at Penn State...

... and?  You trailed off there.

[Internet Apex]

When you've got the lead, ATTACKATTACKATTACK!!!!! SHOOT THE BALL!!!!

[Ivy6]

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

[Internet Apex]

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

[Ivy6]

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/conversation?gameId=223622509

I didn't say my team was on the good side.  2nd half victory though.

[MAD]

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/conversation?gameId=223622509

I didn't say my team was on the good side.  2nd half victory though.

REMEMBER 1998!

[Internet Apex]

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/conversation?gameId=223622509

I didn't say my team was on the good side.  2nd half victory though.

REMEMBER 1998 2003!

The only time my actual alma matter'ed

http://www.valpoathletics.com/mbasketball/news/29/5452/

[Eli]

Name your favorite team. Tennessee would wax them in a neutral court matchup. Unless you root for, I don't know, the Lakers or something. That would make you a huge douche.

The last time my favorite team played Purdue, it was 52-17 at halftime.  I was courtside.  Gene Keady got hit in the head with an errant pass and turned a shade of red that can only be caused by shitting one's pants out of anger.

And your favorite team is?

http://sports-ak.espn.go.com/ncb/conversation?gameId=223622509

I didn't say my team was on the good side.  2nd half victory though.

REMEMBER 1998 2003!

The only time my actual alma matter'ed

http://www.valpoathletics.com/mbasketball/news/29/5452/

I always enjoyed it when Ron Hunter stomped his way into town. 

[R-V]

So, Illinois sucks? No team that has Jeff Jordan playing significant minutes at the end of a close game can be considered good. Not sure if I was the only idito who wasted my time on some of the online stream at that hooptv.abortion site, but the only thing worse than the games were the production values.

What a nut-stomping year of sports. Bring on 2010 already.

[JD]

So, Illinois sucks? No team that has Jeff Jordan playing significant minutes at the end of a close game can be considered good. Not sure if I was the only idito who wasted my time on some of the online stream at that hooptv.abortion site, but the only thing worse than the games were the production values.

You were.

[Kermit, B.]

I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

[Slaky]

I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

You might be half-right but Pearl is a piece of shit.

[Kermit, B.]

I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

You might be half-right but Pearl is a piece of shit.

No doubt.  But I want to know why BC thinks he's a piece of shit, because I bet it's hilarious.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I rooted for Purdue against the Volunteers, not only for Big Ten pride but because that scumbag Bruce Pearl deserves to lose every single game he coaches in for the rest of his life.

I assume he's a scumbag for using perfectly legal means to point out to the NCAA the shady shit that was going on at Illinois?  Granted, his motivation was born out of sour grapes, but shouldn't you be more angry with Illinois for playing fast and loose with the rules and committing a bunch of recruiting violations?  Were you mad at the Vikings yesterday for daring to expose how shitty the Bears are?  My final and most important question is, "Why the fuck do I read your posts?"

Was recording Deion Thomas over the phone without telling him he was being recorded legal?

And maybe BC should be more pissed that Lou Henson was a moron for having a shitty, cheating assistant coach like Jimmy Collins on his staff.